My proposed entry for 'humans' in the Galactic Federation's urban dictionary:
Humans: Apex predators who really enjoy hugs—and would probably rather pet you than hurt you in any way. Caution: May attempt to "adopt" you regardless of your species' diplomatic status, dietary preferences, or venom potency. Side effects include unexpected head pats, unsolicited belly rubs, and being called "buddy" for the rest of eternity.
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