For a less silly, more general gift? Either a Hitachi magic wand or a skater dress like https://littleliger.com/product/brie-skater-dress/
Size M
But in a more silly and less practical note? I've always wanted a tobacco pipe, a very well-made but not ornamented one, that I can use for roleplay purposes. Like I always say, if you're going to ruin your body and poison your brain, do it in style!
But it would be VERY embarrassing because I am SUPER against drugs and my family would beat me to death over it
