Donald Trump Appoints Grand Admiral Thrawn To Lead The Carrier Strike Group In Persian Gulf (Satire)
From The Babylon Bee
PERSIAN GULF — Iran’s military command is desperately scrambling to react upon learning the news that Donald Trump had chosen Mitth’raw’nuruodo, otherwise known as Grand Admiral Thrawn, to lead the U.S. carrier strike group in the Persian Gulf.
Mar 12th 2026 2:36pm EDT
Source Link: https://babylonbee.com/news/donald-trump-appoints-grand-admiral-thrawn-to-lead-the-carrier-strike-group-in-persian-gulf/
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