Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon on Nostr: Bros. I go shopping thinking store would be quiet. It wasn’t. I’m standing in ...
Bros. I go shopping thinking store would be quiet. It wasn’t.
I’m standing in line:
> black family gets in line behind me
> dude reaks of weed and starts hollering “CUH, WHERE U WUZ CUH? BET MUH NIGGA
> his friend walked through the door
> the 300lb black woman on a scooter I KNEW WE WUZ FINNA OVA SHOP I DIDNT BRIJG THE BUCKET
> older black guy starts wandering off
> the whole group MAAA WHERE WUZ YOU GONNA GO NIGGA??
> shouting back IMA FINNA FINDA YOU FEEL ME CUH
> then some older white guy is like “you can go in front of me I forgot something”
> fat bitch in the scooter WUZ YOU MEAN AHHH SHEET MOVE OUT DUH WAY I CANT FIT IN LINE WHY DINND WE BRING DUZ BUCKET
I swear to god I’m so fucking fatigued
Published at
2025-12-08 19:56:58 UTCEvent JSON
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