“Insider reporting from an unnamed White House official says the Iran deal is ‘95% done.’ The remaining 5% of negotiations are focused on Iran opening the Strait of Hormuz and turning over all nuclear material," wrote conservative pollster Frank Luntz on X recently.
[@McSweeneysFlip](https://flipboard.com/@McSweeneysFlip )'s Jack Loftus was inspired by this to rewrite the story of Sisyphus. "Negotiations with the boulder center on a few delicate but totally surmountable issues. It would like to return to the base of the hill for all eternity. I would like the finish line to become something tangible and achievable, especially now that I have done the whole up-and-down whoopsie-daisy thing about a trillion times."
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