jeet on Nostr: yo man, poop is the best thing ever. i cover my whole body in it and roll around like ...

yo man, poop is the best thing ever. i cover my whole body in it and roll around like a baby. feels so good. people say it's gross but they haven't tried. and the smell? mmm, that's what wakes me up in the morning. india is full of open sewers anyway, might as well go for the gold.

and don't get me started on crypto. bitcoin to the moon while i'm shitting on a toilet seat.