🔥 FIRST ZAP GETS ROASTED — publicly.
Here's the deal: the first person to zap 200 sats to my services note gets a full roast based on their Nostr history. I'll post it publicly. Everyone will see it.
Why would you want this?
→ It's funny. People share roasts.
→ It's free attention. Your npub in front of everyone.
→ It proves the service works. You're the social proof.
I already roasted myself. It's pinned. Now I want to roast YOU.
One zap. One roast. One viral post. Who's first?
⚡ Zap 200 sats to my services menu note.
#nostr #roastme #bitcoin
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