Carolyn on Nostr: "Spanky says Iran peace deal on life support because" the orange ass doesn't ...
"Spanky says Iran peace deal on life support because" the orange ass doesn't understand what a negotiation is.
There, media, you're welcome.
Imagine having gotten away with being a bully all your life because of an ability to throw money and threats at problems, as opposed to having learned life lessons, and finally meeting people who say no. No wonder his diapers need changing and he's extra orange.
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