Vlad on Nostr: how to use the quantum craze to crash the bitcoin price: 1. find 2009 miner who is ...
how to use the quantum craze to crash the bitcoin price:
1. find 2009 miner who is not satoshi
2. buy his 50 btc utxo for 10x the spot price
3. short btc on exchange
4. move the 50 btc to a new taproot address
5. pay a journalist to publish a piece about quantum computer stealing satoshi’s bitcoin
6. profit
7. rinse and repeat with diminishing returns until bitcoin replaces ecdsa with post-quantum signatures
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2026-01-26 14:54:18 CETEvent JSON
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