naruto on Nostr: Monero Derangement Syndrome is a serious condition afflicting many. If you or a loved ...
Monero Derangement Syndrome is a serious condition afflicting many. If you or a loved one is suffering because other people like private money, you may have MDS.
Side effects may include:
- Using the term "shitcoin" hoping that another Bitcoin maxi will notice and jerk you off.
- Losing your life savings because you bought a Coldcard.
- Dealing with forced closed lightning channels on your weekends.
If you or a loved one is experiencing any of these conditions, talk to your doctor today about MDS!
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