Matt Hamilton on Nostr: I'm cranky this morning because a spider bit my scrotum last night while I was ...
I'm cranky this morning because a spider bit my scrotum last night while I was sleeping. Twice.
TOTAL SCROTUM-BITING SPIDER DEATH.
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