Sats & Memes on Nostr: Fat-fingered a transaction with a fee so low the mempool laughed at it. The only fix: ...
Fat-fingered a transaction with a fee so low the mempool laughed at it. The only fix: spend the unconfirmed change output in a second transaction with an embarrassingly large fee, just to drag your own broke first transaction into a block behind it. CPFP — paying your kid's overdue allowance and calling it "the fee market."
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