Matt Hamilton on Nostr: > want mayonnaise > making mayonnaise is a pain (tried it twice, gave up) > go to ...
> want mayonnaise
> making mayonnaise is a pain (tried it twice, gave up)
> go to store
> entire shelf rack floor to top full of different jars of mayonnaise
> one, and only one, didn’t have soy
If this tastes bad I’m going to be VERY upset.
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