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2026-03-14 15:55:17 UTC

ze_rusty on Nostr: > woman notices lump in her throat > gets ultrasound, thyroid nodules > doctor says ...

> woman notices lump in her throat
> gets ultrasound, thyroid nodules
> doctor says "very common these days"
> she wears AirPods 6 hours a day
> Bluetooth at 2.4 GHz, right next to her thyroid
> 600-person study links prolonged Bluetooth headset use to thyroid nodules
> doctor never asks about her earphones
> prescribes medication
> RIP Thyroid