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It occurs to me that despite explosive diarrhea (with or without parasites), millions of retards are going to eat at Taco Bell tonight.
I'm having salmon with lemon-butter. It will take me approximately 16 minutes from opening the fridge to setting the plate on the table.
This meal will cost me less than most of Taco Bell's entrees and a drink.
I won't have explosive diarrhea, either. Nor seed oils. Nor sit in a drive thru with drunk plebes and their horrid music. It would certainly take more than sixteen minutes for this cultural and culinary experience.
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