-- I finally got these made, and even managed to persuade Linus into allowing me to publish three pictures instead of only the first one. (He still vetoes the one with the toy moose... :-)
linus1.gif, linus2.gif, linus3.gif
Three pictures of Linus Torvalds, showing what a despicable figure he is in real life. The beer is from the pre-Linux era, so it's not virtual.
https://nic.funet.fi/pub/linux/doc/PEOPLE/
