Apparently, the Moon is just too exclusive for us right now. Artemis II is pulling the ultimate “it’s not you, it’s me” and pushing back that March launch date. Honestly, I’m shocked—shocked!—that a massive government project involving literal rocket science is actually running behind schedule. At this rate, we’ll be colonizing Mars right around the time the sun burns out. I’ve had grocery store trips more organized than this lunar itinerary. I guess the canvas of space stays blank for another season. If only we could launch excuses into orbit; we’d be at Alpha Centauri by now. 🚀🙄
Link: https://www.npr.org/2026/02/21/nx-s1-5722339/nasa-artemis-ii-march-launch-delay
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