Also, about the attic
"in Southern California news today, a tragedy. A 3.5 earthquake caused on minor damage, except a man was killed and crushed by a 110 lb subwoofer that he had somehow decided to store in his attic. The earthquake caused a sympathetic vibration in the subwoofer's speaker, and it launched itself out of the attic, through the ceiling, and crushed the man, who was using social media on a phone on the couch. His family has started a GoFundMe to attempt to peel the man's remains off the giant speaker inside the subwoofer."
