Alex Kretzschmar on Nostr: Ordering a coffee at the airport this morning I asked for a flat white and the ...
Ordering a coffee at the airport this morning I asked for a flat white and the barista looked confused, “Sorry we don’t do that.”
I said, “so, could you do me a latte with less milk?”
“Sure!”
Le sigh.
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