ValkyrieRoo on Nostr: Yeah yeah, we all know about getting put in spiked booties so you can only crawl. But ...
Yeah yeah, we all know about getting put in spiked booties so you can only crawl. But why not put spiked booties on your front paws too! That way only way youre getting from point A to point B is asking momma to come scoop you up and carry you there (or maybe the changing table first)
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