Close the distance and take them to the ground.
Do not give them enough space to kick.
This is how you fight kangaroos.
This is kind of thing is more common than you expect.
When it gets dry out bush a lot of kangaroos come into towns to graze in parks or on people's lawns.
Australians who live in more urbanised areas got no idea what kind of shit we gotta deal with out here.
Kayne
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