Biochemist, I guess. I failed organic chemistry in school (due to mental health and other issues), so I just pretended like I knew what I was doing and got away with it.
That company made an at-home disposable cholesterol test. It was fun until it wasn't.
I then went to another company and faked my way through a career over there. In the process, I contributed in a small way to the mapping of the human genome.
