"Venezuela’s authoritarian government" (poisoned well) "has accused" (sewing doubt) "the US of risking plunging Latin America into chaos with “an extremely serious” act of “imperial aggression” (use of quotes casts doubt again) "after Donald Trump reportedly (maybe the attack didn't even happen even though shit is on fire right?) "ordered strikes against the South American country."
It does not get any better in the next two paragraphs either...
