I can hear Jim now...
911: "Please state the nature of your emergency?"
Jim: "My Lego car is missing a piece! I don't know what to do! Can you help me?!?! PLEASE!!!"
911: "Sir, please stay on the line. I'll be here with you. Remain calm. Do you have the contact info for Lego?"
Jim: "Ye...yes...*sniff*, but that could take weeks"."
911: "Yeah, suck it up pal".
*Click*
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