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My cat is sitting in a cage.
The cage is made of materials that don't exist in the natural world, but this fact doesn't impress my cat.
Years of innovation in plastic injection mold manufacturing have resulted in the the cage's plastic shell being able to split in half in order to faciliate easy cleaning ; my cat is yawning.
My cat doesn't even ponder the series of events that led to him being imprisoned.
He only cares about licking his asshole to perfection.
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2026-08-31 01:27:17 CESTEvent JSON
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