Rev. Onan Canobite, SubGenius

Church of the SubGenius, Member

SubGenius: Mayor of dobbs.town
Rev. Dr. Onan: Universal Uncle & Deputy Adventurer
subgenius.com: Eternal Salvation or Triple Your Money Back
#subgenius: Thanks, J. R. "Bob" Dobbs!

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2026-07-08 18:39:45 UTC

Today's email included...
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2026-06-30 22:38:32 UTC

You should be who you really are. And who you are, that who you are should be who he or she really is. Meanwhile, whatever is behind you should be the real whatever it is behind you, no matter what the you is. So we've got whatever's behind you, you, the real you, and whatever the real you is. It goes on forever in both directions.
OR... you can just BE. "B" is the first letter in "Bob" and you can pay J. R. "Bob" Dobbs to know what you really think!
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-06-30 16:39:41 UTC

I heard a man say he was tired of his life. It didn’t make sense: what is the difference between him and his life, such that one could grow tired of the other?
We are our lives, we are our bodies. We aren’t the same as we were and we aren’t the same as each other. Plenty of overlap, but no interchangeability.
You are you, with all the slack and antislack that you can luck into and out of. Try not to take your person personally.
:jrbd: http://SubGenius.com

2026-06-30 14:25:58 UTC

I just have to wonder why some of the same people who think it's not possible that the 3rd and 4th planet of this solar system (partially) switched places in 1945 find it so easy to believe in "Atlantis" or "the ego" or "socio-economic forces" or "employment."
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-06-26 12:46:48 UTC

Norman Greenbaum - Spirit in the Sky (1970)
I'VE NEVER BEEN A SINNER.
I'VE NEVER SINNED.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRFo72wuU6w

2026-06-25 17:05:50 UTC

I don't mind dirt-eating poverty, disease and weakness, confusion, suffering, and death. I just resent that it's not distributed according to my consultation.
Namely, EVERYTHING WE WANT to The Church of the SubGenius and NOTHING AT ALL to everybody else!
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-06-18 14:03:13 UTC

There are some religions I'd rather miss than keep being around them to the point I wouldn't even miss them. And now that I think about it, some people, too.
J. R. "Bob" Dobbs doesn't even think about us at all.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-06-18 00:42:57 UTC

Note how serious, how looking-over-the-top-of-glasses-with-eyebrows-raised, how "I'm letting you in on a little secret we like to call" the Pinks are when they say "you know... there's always a little truth in humor."
But you'll NEVER hear them say there's a always little humor in truth. They'll NEVER say that you can, you really can, make fun of ANYTHING.
The Church of the Subgenius holds sacred that nothing is sacred. Or as J. R. "Bob" Dobbs said:
:jrbd: FUCK 'EM IF THEY CAN'T TAKE A JOKE.

2026-06-16 19:48:23 UTC

The indeterminologist might hedge his bets in his diagnosis, but I'll tell you straight - YOU need to JOIN...
The Church of the SubGenius
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-06-15 13:43:06 UTC

My fitness app says I'm only walking about half as much as I should. So I installed a second app and add the two scores together. Win!
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-06-08 21:58:02 UTC

Tipsy - Mr. Excitement (1997)
https://tipsyband.bandcamp.com/track/mr-excitement

2026-06-07 17:35:41 UTC

Just as there is a higher form of us, angelic and platonically perfect, there are lower forms too. Bizarro forms of us. I call them "protos." There's a proto of me, and there's a perfect of me, and I'm between them. Their before lives and after lives I don't know much about, that's kind of their blessing and burden, I just work on my own.
This life is souls that put on a dust-cloth and go 'ooh, look at me, I flop around, I suffer' then laugh and go away.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-06-02 23:42:45 UTC

Are you ready to betray yourself to "Bob" - FOR "Bob" - as revenge against and with "Bob" ? To ask the question is to answer it.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-05-18 18:38:58 UTC

What are the odds that, given all the possible religions in the world, most people end up following the religion of their parents?
About the same as the odds that all the things you think of as true are also all things you think of as good.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-05-08 13:59:52 UTC

Use the power of your MIND to defeat the POWER of your mind.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-05-07 20:20:15 UTC

Whew - that group that told a set of gigantic lies and got caught out and lost their reputation, they're doomed!
Unlike all the other groups that told a set of gigantic lies and got caught out and kept their reputation, they're fine.
It's almost like it's not the getting caught out, and it's not the lies, it's Good Guys vs. Bad Guys.
Ensure you're on the side that decides who are the Good Guys and the Bad Guys when you JOIN...
The Church of the SubGenius
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-05-06 08:48:09 UTC

The other day I heard someone talk about "being happy" as if it were a duty. Gosh, are you unhappy and you're supposed to be happy?
Well, sunshine, have I got some news for you! Anything you're "supposed" to be doing, you're already doing. Duties like "be subject to gravity" & "be alive now and on your way to death," you've got those responsibilities covered, good job!
EVERYTHING else is your option. Like being virtuous, or JOINING...
Church of the SubGenius
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-05-06 05:58:02 UTC

Prepare now! :jrbd: 🛸
https://www.dailymail.com/sciencetech/article-15792747/religious-leaders-ufo-disclosure-bible.html
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2026-05-02 11:58:43 UTC

The Vandals - Complain (1988)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z31JszoUD3I

2026-05-02 10:03:29 UTC

“Moral Panic” – Vinyl LP – Reverend Elvis and the Undead Syncopators!
Get your copy directly from @npub1kk0…vnzv today!
https://suzyq-records.de/produkt/moral-panic-reverend-elvis/
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2026-05-01 16:57:56 UTC

- reply

Everyone should be watching...
J. R. “Bob” Dobbs & the Church of the SubGenius
by Sandy K. Boone, 2019
:jrbd: https://dobbstown.org/film

2026-04-29 02:09:58 UTC

RAYE - Click Clack Symphony (2026)
Featuring Hans Zimmer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtVcltkn3HI

2026-04-23 02:08:29 UTC

Ray Noble - Make Yourself a Happiness Pie (1932)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50foEs0ipAA

2026-04-23 02:02:42 UTC

Solemn & Gay - The Chum Song (1930)
𝐁𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀 𝐂𝐇𝐔𝐌 𝐈𝐒 𝐅𝐔𝐍
𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐖𝐇𝐘 𝐈'𝐌 𝐎𝐍𝐄
𝐀𝐋𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐒 𝐒𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆
𝐀𝐋𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐒 𝐆𝐀𝐘
𝐂𝐇𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐘 𝐀𝐓 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊
𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐂𝐇𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐘 𝐀𝐓 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘
𝐋𝐀𝐔𝐆𝐇 𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒
𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐁𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐃 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐆𝐋𝐔𝐌
𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖
𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐀 𝐂𝐇𝐔𝐌, 𝐂𝐇𝐔𝐌, 𝐂𝐇𝐔𝐌
:jrbd: 🐊 🐮 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKhXmKZBWrk

2026-04-20 21:56:16 UTC

Noël Coward - Mad Dogs and Englishmen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9oVXdEcYEo

2026-04-20 14:18:18 UTC

𝐅𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐆𝐮𝐲 𝐒𝐮𝐛𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐮𝐬 𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐒𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫!
Put this durable vinyl sticker on that one special container, you know the one. Two inches vertical AND horizontal due to the miracle power of circles. Just the sticker, YOU pick the container. Limited to an edition of fifty! Within the USA, $9.00, outside the USA, $12.00. Limit fifty per customer if you act now.
:jrbd: https://dobbstown.org/things-to-buy/
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2026-04-20 13:06:57 UTC

"Everyone around me is a jerk!"
Oh yeah? What else does everyone around you have in common?
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-04-14 16:36:57 UTC

"DOBBSTOWN" by @npub159f…h0yq ("2020")
"You give me a little prompt (preferably 2 words, but I’m more flexible than I used to be) and I draw whatever I want based on that, then send you the original."
RECOMMENDED!
https://store.ninapaley.com/product/original-drawing/
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2026-04-14 01:21:43 UTC

I-F - Space Invaders Smoking Grass (1997)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOthRtHZrag

2026-04-14 00:34:37 UTC

Allies? ALL LIES!
The Church of the SubGenius DECLARES WAR on all that is not itself, and much of what IS itself! Eternal struggle not for the "betterment" of those who remain, but because FIGHTING IS FUN.
"Oh, sure comedy comes from suffering, but don't go too far." How far is too far? WE'LL DECIDE and then CHANGE OUR MINDS.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-04-13 09:16:28 UTC

In the Dartmouth Scar Experiment (1980), subjects agreed to have a fake scar applied to their face, saw that scar in the mirror, then the experimenters secretly removed the fake scar. The subjects had interactions with others, then reported back to the experimenters that other people had treated them negatively based on the not-present fake scar, even mentioning it when it wasn't there.
Tell yourself about yourself, you'll think others are telling you that too.
TELL YOURSELF YOU ARE SUBGENIUS.

2026-04-02 22:44:51 UTC

You have permission to do FOUR of the five things you are thinking about, but not that fifth one! Choose wisely! You better get it right!
Ridiculous, isn't it. If you're a SubGenius then you have already transcended permission, and reason, and sanity, and time, and language, and maybe even money. You don't need any of those because "Bob" brings you an EXCUSE.
So... go on, do all six of the five things you're thinking about!
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-03-31 20:44:14 UTC

Passover! The traditional time of year when men and women all over the world come together to watch "Seder-Masochism" by @npub159f…h0yq .
🔯 https://sedermasochism.com/
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2026-03-28 16:48:00 UTC

One does not show
All that much class
When hairs that are split
Come from an ass.
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com

2026-03-28 00:54:59 UTC

Blancmange - Wasted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSiTzqp78WY
Wasting my days away, wasted time
Waiting for you, waiting for me
I've waited so long for your decision
Wasting my days away, wasted time
Looking at you, looking at me
I see you now. Who's the fool?
Who's to blame?
We're all the same
Down we go. And I'll go with you.

2026-03-19 00:03:04 UTC

"If you are patient enough, you will eventually gain patience."
@npub159f…h0yq 🏆
https://x.com/ninapaley/status/2034292970258616813

2026-03-17 19:01:49 UTC

DISABLING IMPAIRMENTS
"52 unsettling illustrations (& 2 ironically healthy Jokers) sampled from the Social Security Disability Insurance Blue Book, a compendium of maladies that might, should they cripple prior to retirement, qualify for disability payments. From nerve damage & amputations to organ failures & immune disorders, these Impairments represent a mere fraction of the wondrous calamities that, sooner or later, befall every body. Enjoy them while you can!"
https://store.ninapaley.com/product/disabling-impairments/
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2026-03-17 18:54:21 UTC

When you were a little baby, did you (1) have a "reason to live" (2) AND know what that "reason to live" was AND (3) have the ability to make that "reason to live" happen?
No? And yet here you are, and along the way you had some laughs. Turns out having a "reason to live" isn't so essential after all, isn't it?
But if you MUST have a "reason to live" then let it be to JOIN...
The Church of the SubGenius
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-03-17 17:18:40 UTC

:ohno: :ohnobubble: https://webcomicname.com/post/152958755984
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2026-03-05 00:48:13 UTC

They told me I could be anything, then whispered "that we allow."
"Bob" told me to send him one dollar then get on with things!
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-02-27 08:16:58 UTC

Searching for the real you, your inner self? Why the heck would you do that? Didn't that inner self get you in this mess in the first place, then go hide?
There's a much more strong, more clever, more attractive, wealthier, healthier, COOLER you out there. Being out there, being "outside" your face, some might call that better you a mask. Well, okay, put on that mask, be that better you, and see what happens.
YOU CAN BE WHAT YOU WON'T! With no effort, or with great effort, FIND OUT WHICH.

2026-02-25 16:17:53 UTC

Yeah but not me and not you, right?
📱 👀 🧠 🛑
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2026-02-14 15:52:20 UTC

I'm not sure that old skills like being able to read an entire book, or watch an entire film, will be especially useful soon. But I do think the skill of not popping off the second you see manipulative media (a skill that has always been useful) will be incredibly useful very soon. Being able to see something online and maybe think "that's awful" or "that's great" but not investing in it immediately, waiting a bit to see what happens, or see if it's true... that's going to matter a lot. A LOT.

2026-01-24 19:42:54 UTC

I know so many of you are willing to die for The Church of the SubGenius.
But are you willing to live?
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2026-01-23 00:18:19 UTC

ʏօʊ ƈǟռռօȶ ӄɨʟʟ ʍɛ ɨռ ǟ աǟʏ ȶɦǟȶ ʍǟȶȶɛʀֆ.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com
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2026-01-16 18:39:27 UTC

Rev. Onan Canobite makes the tough choices that guarantee freedom and justice for The Church of the SubGenius. The rest? “They asked for it!” he says, and presses the button.
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/115/906/231/795/813/729/original/9be556f40e30d6f9.jpeg

2026-01-15 21:52:17 UTC

National Lampoon - Deteriorata (1972)
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/115/901/322/668/221/823/original/4fe226ecc0002137.mp4

2026-01-14 03:02:35 UTC

There Is Something Very Special About Targeted Individuals - You are The Obsession (2019)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIP_9_tBJtk

2026-01-11 13:04:48 UTC

Brain Washing at Reasonable Prices.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/115/876/604/527/492/801/original/1daade7701e833f2.mp4

2026-01-10 23:18:39 UTC

SLACKFEST!
May 7–10, "2026"
Heartland Resort
1613 W 300 N
Greenfield, IN
(1) Join the patreon for Slack radio - there is a free tier to get access to...
(2) Tickets! SubGenius members only! Camp primitive like your yeti ancestors on the bare ground, or like your Atlantian ancestors in space-age comfort - UP 2 U.
Questions? Ask Lord @npub1ajj…g6x5 !
https://www.patreon.com/c/slackradio/shop
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2026-01-10 16:07:26 UTC

There are a lot of people who to some degree like professional wrestling.
There are some people who are neutral to it, not their interest but whatever.
Then there's a tiny majority who are open-jawed shocked to learn I like professional wrestling. Their shock is, in part, meeting someone from that majority who likes or is neutral to professional wrestling.
"BuT WrEsTlInG IsN'T ReAl!!!!" Oh, okay. I guess I should only like real things. I'll join you in avoiding most films / books / art...

2026-01-10 13:58:02 UTC

@npub159f…h0yq Thought of your work...
https://x.com/nostalgiaa/status/2009566708730650642

2026-01-09 12:47:17 UTC

What is slack?
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com
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2026-01-01 04:48:58 UTC

The error of making oneself emotionally available to a commercial product that is anything other than paid membership in The Church of the SubGenius - have you learned that lesson yet, or do you need to keep rehearsing it?
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2025-12-24 23:19:15 UTC

For Christmas, I would like to give you "the present."
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/115/777/098/506/099/531/original/7bbc00b0b3fd66f9.jpg

2025-12-20 11:13:28 UTC

Sometimes I can't stand people to such a degree that I consider just spending all my time alone. Then I remember that sometimes I'm one of the people I can't stand.
THAT is when it's time to remember "standing people" is not so important. Things happen, then other things happen. The circumstance that bothered me didn't bother others, so it's not the circumstance, it's me.
Slack is what matters. Slack as spitting rage or a quiet laugh. Just get on with things.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2025-12-13 22:56:30 UTC

Memento mori.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com
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2025-12-13 01:49:07 UTC

"California Dreaming" is an evil song and you're not the evil person.
"I Can See For Miles" is an evil song and you are the evil person.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK86FymsbjE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdCySh8lW2E

2025-12-11 20:55:37 UTC

CHOICES.
by https://www.instagram.com/cogey
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/115/702/924/946/153/066/original/c1f6c53356a12ba3.mp4

2025-12-07 00:58:06 UTC

Yvonne Elliman - Everything's Alright (1970)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOktwFtAfnA
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2025-11-25 23:49:36 UTC

The Flying Lizards - Sex Machine (1984)
GO AHEAD.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHeno2iXlBc

2025-11-25 23:42:07 UTC

RAYE - WHERE IS MY HUSBAND! (2025)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK5TyISxZ_M
Via Antville, a music video blog older than YouTube, where I've found so many bands I like now...
https://videos.antville.org/

2025-11-20 15:27:44 UTC

Worry is work
Work you should shirk
You are not paid
So don't be a jerk
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2025-11-15 19:48:34 UTC

Artificial general intelligence (AGI) may or may not be achieved before said AGI is able to send money to J. R. "Bob" Dobbs and join The Church of the SubGenius.
But... what other metric is there that matters? If it's just a fancy auto-complete and still sends in the cash? GOOD ENOUGH.
🧠 :jrbd: 🤖 https://SubGenius.com

2025-11-11 16:02:51 UTC

And the winepress was trodden without the city, and blood came out of the winepress, even unto the horse bridles, by the space of a thousand and six hundred furlongs.
Revelations 14:20 by @npub159f…h0yq
https://apocalypseanimated.com/revelation-14
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/115/531/904/505/560/555/original/d385acd4e56c9c62.mp4

2025-11-11 14:41:22 UTC

When I stopped reading online news, I missed the regular reading. So I switched to Science Daily. It's the same behavior as "reading the news" but isn't awful.
"But how is learning about black holes and nano-technology and lizards relevant to my life?" I don't know, how is the doings of the rich and powerful and celebrities (of which you are not and over whom you have no influence) relevant to your life? You think maybe they care about you or know about you AT ALL?
https://www.sciencedaily.com/

2025-11-09 10:37:25 UTC

Take yourself personally, because it's the neighborly thing to do. But life? Don't take life personally. It rolled on a long time before you, it's mostly not you, and it'll be rolling along without you soon enough.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2025-11-09 01:45:30 UTC

Simon sipped at his coffee. "Everything in life is a hallucination," he said simply. "Everything in death, too," he added. "The universe is just putting us on. Handing us a line."
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/115/517/207/682/473/199/original/a530fd705ec15b32.mp4

2025-11-07 15:24:55 UTC

The SubGenius disavows and excludes other groups before they even exist! The case study of intolerance - so powerful it cannot endure even itself! Exclusionary to a fault, perfectly. All those other religions demand, or at least prefer, that the members "get along." WE DON'T.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2025-11-07 03:18:39 UTC

BECAUSE I SAID SO.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com
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2025-11-06 00:26:17 UTC

Magi"Bob" just looks at you.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com
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2025-10-25 13:40:57 UTC

Conspiracy instructions are everywhere and it is the duty of each SubGenius to disobey his or her duty to disobey!
:jrbd: Https://SubGenius.com
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2025-10-22 21:04:18 UTC

The new Hardcover Edition of JAILBIRD will be issued by Discordia Publishing as a Limited Run, Numbered, Kickstarter Exclusive, First Time Hardcover! Being 7x10 inches. Page count TBD. This Edition will also include some Additional Materials, Art, and Photos new to JAILBIRD.
[BELIEVE ME... the additional materials are not something you will EVER have an opportunity to buy again. Sign up to be informed as this project advances. - Rev. Onan]
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/discordiapublishing/jailbirdhardcoveredition
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2025-10-11 20:10:04 UTC

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This might be it...
https://arxiv.org/html/2503.17781v1

2025-10-09 12:27:01 UTC

If you've got it in you, think of the face of J. R. "Bob" Dobbs for a few minutes every day.
But of course if you're busy, think of the face of J. R. "Bob" Dobbs for a few hours.
And if times are really hard, think of the face of J. R. "Bob" Dobbs all day!
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2025-10-06 10:13:22 UTC

Q: What is the SubGenius view of current events?
A: Send One Dollar to J. R. "Bob" Dobbs.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2025-10-02 17:33:26 UTC

Another vital update from that doktor of bulldada, psychotronica...
https://x.com/psychotronica_/status/1973789728328835475
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2025-10-02 15:34:34 UTC

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That musician died in 1999 the earliest archive of that site is 2007.
Memento mori!

2025-09-24 15:51:54 UTC

MAINTAIN a list of your enemies! If you don’t already have a list of your enemies, START and MAINTAIN a list of your enemies! ADD REGULARLY to your list of enemies!
Next to each one of those names, write down the valuable lesson you learned. If you didn’t learn a thing, MAKE MORE ENEMIES!!!
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com

2025-09-22 19:28:55 UTC

WOULD YOU accept twenty dollars for the ability to send seventy-five dollars to J. R. "Bob" Dobbs ???
FIND OUT.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2025-09-11 02:01:14 UTC

Words are the gateway drug to silence.

2025-09-07 14:05:46 UTC

Macskafogó - The 4 Gangsters (2021)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVrjwVtau30

2025-09-06 05:52:05 UTC

Raymond Scott Quintette - Powerhouse (1937)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFzottgNO0E

2025-08-29 21:15:24 UTC

Happy Skynet day.
:jrbd: 🤖 https://subgenius.com
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2025-08-27 20:34:19 UTC

What is slack?
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com
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2025-08-25 21:42:34 UTC

Another Bulldada masterwork identified by...
https://x.com/psychotronica_
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2025-08-22 13:31:07 UTC

The perfect is the enemy of the good.
And J. R. "Bob" Dobbs is the enemy of perfection! In fact, he makes a million dollars every time he fucks up.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com
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2025-08-09 12:40:29 UTC

Oh no. The worst is yet to come.
:jrbd:
https://cdn.masto.host/dobbstown/media_attachments/files/114/998/850/894/495/318/original/848900363bec670b.mp4

2025-08-09 01:05:40 UTC

What is slack?
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com
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2025-08-05 15:49:07 UTC

Why does The Conspiracy make their intentions so plain? Why are their excuses so thin and threadbare?
Because the excuses aren't designed to convince you of anything. They are designed to test your compliance.
How many fingers am I holding up?
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2025-08-04 16:25:20 UTC

The Bronchiesaurus! As drawn by @npub159f…h0yq and animated by MWOWM.
Get your own custom drawing from Nina at ...
https://store.ninapaley.com/product/original-drawing/
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2025-07-22 12:54:42 UTC

Coil: musick cures you of time.
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2025-07-22 03:09:21 UTC

Your Mayor of https://dobbs.town could have never dreamed it would work out so nicely. Thanks to everybody.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com
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2025-07-17 15:03:24 UTC

Fellow moderators: When I get a report for "blasphemy" what should I do?
Blasphemy is universally agreed upon, and illegal in many countries. I should delete the post, ban the poster, and report the poster to the proper authorities.
Blasphemy is subtle, even if illegal in many countries. I should make sure the post is only blasphemous to the true religions, not the false or confused religions, and maybe report the poster to the proper authorities.
Ignore, hard.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com

2025-07-10 11:49:47 UTC

Don Redman - It's a Great World After All
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSU8fKJuWlQ

2025-07-08 12:41:33 UTC

I wish there was an opposite of kickstarter, where you could take money away from projects.

2025-06-30 14:12:31 UTC

The Mayor of Dobbstown. Current belt holder, Rev. Onan Canobite. Center plate art by Champion @npub159f…h0yq
:jrbd: https://subgenius.com
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2025-06-28 18:13:25 UTC

As far as I know this has always existed.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com
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2025-06-25 20:40:15 UTC

Carl Jung: "Man and his Symbols." New York: Anchor / Doubleday, 1964 p. 94.
☀️ :jrbd: 🌑
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2025-06-24 20:04:06 UTC

@npub1cmv…zglc Are you familiar with this?
Red & Rosy
1989
United States
Frank Grow
via the highly recommended...
https://x.com/psychotronica_
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