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2025-12-18 17:38:22 CET

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I can guarantee you that after 28 years together I have not inherited my wife's iron gut, nor she my problems. So maybe in rats but not so much humans.

2025-12-14 05:01:09 CET

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Sneeky Snek Linux, by Ourobosive Sekuritee

2025-12-12 02:37:03 CET

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I just bought a new tablet last year, not looking for new hardware just yet

2025-12-12 02:20:25 CET

I just want an ad-free #EBook reader for #Android that has page position and chapter markings like Libby, and lets me open the DRM-free epubs I've bought from Humble Bundle and No Starch without having to upload them to Google Books. Is that really so much to ask?
(Readera is the closest thing I've found so far but I haven't used it much yet. If the interface had a dark mode for menus that got rid of the blue frames I'd cringe less. And they want email requests for source code like it's 1995.)

2025-12-09 03:35:25 CET

Songs of Indigestion and of Expedience
#FastFoodABook
#HashTagGames

2025-11-24 15:18:51 CET

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fucking Sam Alito and the goddamned shadow docket. Two fascist tools that keep on tooling.

2025-11-19 00:31:00 CET

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Do they have a dividend?

2025-11-12 23:06:53 CET

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I've been wanting a good bookshelf PC so suddenly I'm curious

2025-10-27 00:43:50 CET

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I still remember the most visceral example of shrinkflation (and austerity programs, and fake bonuses) is from 1984, when Winston Smith has to adjust the historical numbers when the chocolate ration is cut from 20 grams to 5, and later write a story about the party doubling the chocoration to 10 grams.

2025-10-27 00:34:28 CET

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Three wings to a pack, from what I hear.

2025-10-27 00:23:57 CET

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I think you've been on the Fediverse long enough to know enchickification means something entirely else, usually involving progesterone and cute outfits.

2025-10-12 03:43:15 CEST

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Pepe is dead. Long live Antifa Frogs.

2025-09-28 18:59:00 CEST

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I'm curious about anything called "garlic mustard," since I adore garlic and like mustard greens. If they're cooked the same way, I'd be in line.

2025-09-17 05:15:33 CEST

Did I just do a dramatic reading of this for my wife after she heard me laughing--without even knowing what came after the fourth paragraph?
Reader, I did.
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-em-dash-responds-to-the-ai-allegations
#AIHype #Humor

2025-09-14 04:56:15 CEST

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Thiel, Musk, Andreesen and Mellon, the Four Angel Investors of the Apocalypse?

2025-09-12 15:45:32 CEST

I'm choosing to interpret Trump's order as saying that only confederate and nazi flags should be flown at half mast.
American flags should remain at full mast.

2025-08-30 18:07:03 CEST

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CVS receipts. You can make an entire fleet.

2025-08-30 03:26:02 CEST

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Maybe it should be called the Molly Brown rose?

2025-08-25 17:01:20 CEST

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Well, I'm sure butthole penetration testing is rigorous.
Pair one of those with a bidet, and you could have streaming in both directions.

2025-08-14 19:14:53 CEST

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Yottas were also the beyond-billionaire ridiculously rich techsnobs in @npub1fdr…lvhs 's Walkaway.

2025-08-07 21:58:21 CEST

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I would last exactly as long as it would take for me to see a roach or rat. And where would I sleep?

2025-08-06 22:45:14 CEST

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But the question is can you be safe there, since Modi is running the same xenophobic playbook as Trump, Putin, and Netanyahu?

2025-08-05 18:46:50 CEST

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I would not call a CRT a luxury item, but the weekly chiropractic visits you would need if you moved around a lot would be.
(I went twice a week when I was doing desktop support and commuting by bicycle in the 90s. Flat screen monitors and an ebook reader have saved my back so much.)

2025-08-02 07:17:42 CEST

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Have you heard the good news of our saviour, Jesus Shutcherface?

2025-07-27 17:53:58 CEST

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Oh, bollocks. :(

2025-07-27 17:43:01 CEST

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I went to Ulta and found some hypoallergenic lip gloss and eyeliner for that reason, or just for fun on zoom calls, and I've touched it maybe twice in a year.

2025-07-27 17:07:26 CEST

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I always called makeup part of the "chick tax" along with pay inequality and the relative durability of women's clothing versus men's. The economic abuse of women has many facets.

2025-07-23 18:12:47 CEST

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It's clunky in places, and definitely goofy on purpose, but a good series done by the same writers and producers who created Leverage. C and I binged the whole thing last year between Leverage Redemption seasons.

2025-07-16 03:31:53 CEST

Suddenly Sominex
#EndOfTheDayASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

2025-07-08 19:16:50 CEST

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I been to another planet on a horse with no name. It felt good to get off of the Earth.

2025-06-26 17:23:40 CEST

Centurion: Someone's been tearing down parts of Hadrian's Wall!
Praefectus: Picts, or it didn't happen.

2025-06-22 02:36:41 CEST

Bombing three nuclear sites does not mean Donald Trump has declared war on Iran. It means he is waging war against the entire goddamned planet.

2025-06-19 17:39:35 CEST

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And two seniors together is a coupon?

2025-05-30 17:07:42 CEST

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Death of the Author by Nnedi Okorafor
The Troubled Girls of Dragomir Academy by Anne Ursu *
The Monsters We Defy by Leslye Penelope
Feedback by Mira Grant
* I actually only discovered Anne Ursu last year after writing a short story where "Ursu" was what the native people on a planet where a human corporation is strip mining its oceans call Earthlings.

2025-05-29 03:20:16 CEST

Pour Some Ketchup on Me
#CookOutASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

2025-05-20 20:19:23 CEST

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Great, at least the depression spiral this administration has put me on should qualify me for the vaccine.

2025-05-20 06:54:47 CEST

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I love the Tor browser for Android, but am usually in DDG for speed and convenience. (Cloudflare seems to block a lot of Tor exit nodes.)

2025-05-17 18:18:44 CEST

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Meanwhile, Lisbeth Salander is Sad & Cold, Sexy, and Perpetually Angry

2025-04-29 22:13:15 CEST

We're halfway through the decade (fact) and 3/4 of the way through the millennium (feeling).

2025-04-05 21:48:19 CEST

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Had a graphic designer friend whip up a double sided sign for the #Philly #HandsOff rally:
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/287/044/637/050/884/original/ed4af831093d2bfa.png
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/287/044/959/259/005/original/3bd8f750faa7b27b.png

2025-04-03 13:01:19 CEST

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Proud to have been a muse, since I am both amused and impressed!

2025-04-03 09:42:13 CEST

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Do not go gentle into that black site.

2025-04-02 20:28:06 CEST

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Thanks for this. Since work gave me a MacBook, I had that sidebar pop up when I was hitting ^X out of habit.
For good measure I also set to false:
* browser.ml.chat.shortcuts
* browser.ml.chat.sidebar
* browser.ml.enable

2025-03-29 18:22:19 CET

When they go low we go high, but when they already have you on your back you gotta take out their ankles.

2025-03-26 13:19:28 CET

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I know you're a journalist, but still thought you might have gotten a C++.

2025-03-09 22:29:36 CET

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Does this fool know how many research institutions that DOGE has fucked over in the past month also use Gitlab? They're about to become the Tesla stock of the academic and scientific world.

2025-03-09 02:20:46 CET

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They want to run government like a business. Specifically, a vulture capitalist firm that performs hostile takeovers of profitable businesses and strips the target for parts.

2025-02-25 04:22:25 CET

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We used to get recipe cards from the A&P that looked almost that bad.

2025-02-10 19:45:54 CET

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Some people just need that first big heartbreak for their artistry to come through. See also Taylor Swift, The Great Gatsby.

2025-02-10 19:07:58 CET

I'm just a girl, sitting in front of a computer, thinking about writing a bot with library calls labeled "diversity" "equity" and "menstruation" to evade detection by the new NSA.

2025-01-21 21:32:06 CET

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Another fine innovation from the "trust the science" party that hasn't gotten better than a C- in science since "batteries and bulbs" in third grade.

2025-01-20 16:48:49 CET

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I'm willing to read a restaurant menu off my phone uf they print a URL, but I have just enough of a system administrator's requisite paranoia that I hate QR codes on everything. 😅

2025-01-20 00:06:10 CET

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Grant also gave a hilarious Proust Interview to Vanity Fair in November. He's cleverer than I thought.
Q: What is your idea of perfect happiness?
A: Drinking a pint of London Pride while munching Twiglets and reading about Colin Firth having a critical and box office catastrophe.
https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/story/hugh-grant-proust-questionnaire

2025-01-10 23:01:04 CET

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I don't rail, but I slow-walk, and have been a second-to-mid adopter since I was a teenager. The bleeding edge is too expensive in terms of dollars and emotion.

2024-12-22 03:38:36 CET

Subscriptions to X
#GiftsThatShouldNeverBeGifted
#HashTagGames
#12DaysOfChristmas

2024-12-14 21:52:38 CET

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Petition to rename the Gimp Marley

2024-12-14 03:19:12 CET

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I thought you were referring to Snoopy vs the Red Baron, so I had to riff :)

2024-12-14 03:15:42 CET

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Ten, twenty, thirty, fourty, fifty or more, that bloody Fred Kruger was throwing up a score

2024-12-14 03:12:26 CET

On the 13th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Thirteen void kitties underfoot
12 stairs to climb down
11 stairs spent tumbling
10 fingers broken
9 patches of rug burn
8 hours in the ER
7 cuts needing stitches
6 pins in my femur
5 broken ribs (ba dump bump bump)
4 calls from mom
3 loose teeth
2 concussion lumps
and a bill my insurance won't pay
#FridayThe13thChristmasSongs
#HashtagGames
#12DaysOfChristmas

2024-12-13 18:12:42 CET

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Elon is counting on at least four years of selective enforcement

2024-11-30 13:18:46 CET

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Oh squeee! This is the best use of formstone that has ever existed.
...
Oh, dang. It doesn't exist.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/571/895/392/684/991/original/6c9ee763ab0c73ac.png
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2024-11-21 17:30:03 CET

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I just spoke to my Congressman's office again after seeing he didn't vote on the bill, and they told me he was still in the district and couldn't vote today, but #hr9495 already passed this morning. 🤬🤬🤬
No update yet on https://www.congress.gov/bill/118th-congress/house-bill/9495/all-actions though... 🤔

2024-11-19 02:50:47 CET

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I learned my own lesson well enough that I haven't watched Morning Joe in a decade, except for the mornings after election day, when I want to see the updates.
Joe may be to the left of the current delegation, but he's still a Florida Republican. And I lost all my respect for Mika when she married him.

2024-11-16 03:02:23 CET

I like to post
Some puns and jokes
In an octothorpish garden
Every night
#SongsAboutHashtags
#HashTagGames

2024-11-16 00:52:28 CET

https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/489/633/707/468/871/original/1728ae4b2988019a.png

2024-11-15 03:19:13 CET

Elaine, why the hell do you put up with these guys? Especially Kramer and Puddy.
#AMAaSitcomCharacter
#HashTagGames

2024-11-14 20:22:47 CET

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Games Magazine made them sound way more fun than they were.
Oh, is your nickname "Tegan" because Gjovaag is pronounced similarly to "Jovanka"?

2024-11-14 19:54:26 CET

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Like that time in high school I went to a MENSA meeting and decided I wasn't going to join....

2024-11-13 03:26:27 CET

Civil rights. (Too soon?)
#MissedFromBygoneDays
#HashTagGames

2024-11-12 04:24:37 CET

This is a timeline cleanser every #DoctorWho fan needs: Tom Baker covered in #kittens!
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/467/835/745/994/259/original/2c84b5bf5ff3d40e.png

2024-11-12 03:16:03 CET

Back that Brass Up
#MetalASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

2024-11-11 17:12:34 CET

Democrats told us for years that they couldn't get rid of the filibuster because they might need it when they're in the Senate minority. Well, they'd better spend the next 2-4 years filibustering every goddamned shitsack piece of legislation the GOP brings up.

2024-11-11 03:05:20 CET

Coughing? Don't Croak.
#TheAcronymCouldAlsoMean
#HashTagGames

2024-11-11 03:04:41 CET

Totally Fun Game
#TheAcronymCouldAlsoMean
#HashTagGames

2024-11-09 03:15:10 CET

I Need a Lemon that Won't Drive Me Crazy
#RejectedComfortFoodASong
#HashTagGames

2024-11-05 18:48:29 CET

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"As I walked into a room that seemed safe, so I took a hand off my controller for a few seconds to grab a drink next to me and the floor opened up and goodbye hero — dammit!"
Oh, so it's not turn-based, and you were lulled into a false sense of pause safety. Heh,

2024-11-05 03:11:35 CET

That guy from The Apprentice: mopping the hallways, patching and painting walls, and picking up garbage in public housing.
#TVCharactersCommunityService
#HashTagGames

2024-11-03 02:24:41 CET

#WhyCharacterGotSirThisIsWendys
#HashTagGames
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/416/405/262/981/479/original/311cdf69cfcd2b73.png

2024-10-31 02:02:21 CET

Saying "Sorry" every 20 seconds (except in Canada where people would wonder why the long pause.)
#PoliteWaysToAnnoy
#HashTagGames

2024-10-30 23:05:37 CET

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Ubisoft just become the first FFF game studio.

2024-10-29 05:04:15 CET

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Gidursky's a founder of the 1776 Project PAC so racism is just part of his remit.

2024-10-29 02:43:08 CET

Everything I've ever done,
Everything I ever do,
Every place I've ever been,
Everywhere I'm going to....
It's Pikmin
#MakeASongTrivial
#HashTagGames

2024-10-29 02:33:21 CET

Wade in the Kiddie Pool
#MakeASongTrivial
#HashTagGames

2024-10-25 22:39:42 CEST

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Women at Warp did a great rundown of her contributions to Trek (and indirectly to Babylon 5 by giving JMS his first TV writing gig).
https://www.womenatwarp.com/jeri-taylor-woman-in-the-writers-room/?origin=serp_auto

2024-10-25 17:28:42 CEST

If you fear his supporters' violence should Trump lose the election, don't.
You should fear how much more violent they'll be if he wins.
#Vote

2024-10-25 03:05:15 CEST

Oh Lumon you're so fine! You're so fine you own my mind!
#SongsAboutFictionalWorkPlaces
#HashTagGames

2024-10-24 21:50:52 CEST

#USWNT team members and other players of the more beautiful game are calling on #FIFA to reject sponsorship by the Saudi state oil company because of Saudi Arabia's suppression of #LGBTQIA2S+ and #WomensRights
https://lite.cnn.com/2024/10/21/sport/fifa-aramco-saudi-sponsorship-spt-intl/index.html

2024-10-24 03:01:08 CEST

You Don't Own Me (stet)
#ClapBackWithASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

2024-10-23 03:29:14 CEST

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When I was at City College of New York in the early 2000s, there was a small mahjong club made up of undergrads, all but two of whom were millennials from Asian or Asian-American families.
They mostly played Taiwan rules, which was an adjustment for me because I'd learned Japanese scoring from a game on the Mac.

2024-10-23 03:22:03 CEST

Fred Sanford is almost finished building his third robot
#OddSitcomCharacterAntics
#HashTagGames

2024-10-22 03:09:03 CEST

Try Living Your Life in One Day
By Indiana Jones
#AdventureASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

2024-10-20 03:02:09 CEST

Hello, Mrs. Vorhees? This is Dr. Myers from Crystal County Hospital. I'm afraid your son had an accident at camp and, well, he's dead Mrs. Vorhees.
Yes, you'll have to come and identify the body.
Well, it seems he drowned because a bunch of kids told him he could use a hockey mask as scuba gear.
(giggle)
What? Oh, nothing. Nothing, Mrs. Vorhees.
Yes, we're worry (*snort*) for your loss... (*giggle*)
Gotcha! Jason's alive!
#PrankAMovieCharacter
#HashTagGames

2024-10-19 03:06:23 CEST

Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Affirmative.
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Yes.
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
I already said yes!
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
#AnnoyASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

2024-10-18 19:46:12 CEST

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I plan to delete all my posts except the ones where I call Elon Musk a fragile fascist manbaby.

2024-10-18 19:21:51 CEST

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I can see a silver lining if Kamala Harris wins, because If O'Connor doesn't recuse himself from X cases it could be grounds for impeachment.

2024-10-18 03:02:27 CEST

Ray Bradbury's The Chihuahuan Chronicles
#ScienceFictionDogs
#HashTagGames

2024-10-17 03:07:04 CEST

Don't You (Forget to Feed Me) (12" Meow Mix Remix)
#Mashup80sSongsAndCats
#HashTagGames

2024-10-16 03:28:46 CEST

I Wanna Dance With Somebody
Snoopy
#FictionalCharactersMoodSong
#HashTagGames

2024-10-14 02:19:01 CEST

This weekend I read one of the loveliest, assertively life-affirming, manifestos embedded in a novel that I've ever encountered, from Space Opera by @npub1ez8…l0zl
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/302/896/857/227/470/original/876afca4bc585ba3.png

2024-10-12 03:11:44 CEST

Bell Pepper's Artichoke Hearts Club Band
#PizzaToppingASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames