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Public Key

npub16kg9lwzqksrhasxqtasrey5dhz7dkyur86xtupw08ayxppqkj47smwafn8

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsdtyzlhpqtgpm7crq97cpuj2xm30xmzwpnar97qh8n7jrqsstf2lgprpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0d4hhxarj9ecxjmntphxtu5

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Last Notes

2026-07-25 16:10:25 CEST

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@cR0w/116980880448422036Techno
Tech Bro Logic
#note1ctc…qq8k

2026-07-25 09:42:14 CEST

**ProCatTip:** Be purrsistent when letting your human know you're hungry. They can be a little slow at times.
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/979/488/092/193/772/original/e06adca45cc24ebd.mp4

2026-07-25 05:21:30 CEST

"Don't you dare" = "Do not you dare"

2026-07-25 01:31:19 CEST

"Ethics aside..." **knocks your favorite mug on the floor while maintaining eye contact**

2026-07-25 01:11:21 CEST

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Is THAT why @npub1mfy…hthg never meows back to my daily DMs?

2026-07-24 22:45:44 CEST

I need a shirt with this warning on it.
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/976/906/652/002/875/original/cbb840d7c83acd80.jpg

2026-07-24 22:15:32 CEST

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Packing on the "FLUFF" :neocat_floof_owo:
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/976/787/939/007/408/original/0ae531ee442b6911.jpg

2026-07-24 20:50:44 CEST

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@cR0w/116976371459868688
Exists:
#note195q…damn

2026-07-24 19:25:40 CEST

RE: https://mastodon.social/@warandpeas/116975315660401894
"But won't the human stop failing for the belly trap?"
"Nope! Lol"
#note1rqz…8ag4

2026-07-24 11:46:24 CEST

Louder, for the folks in the back!
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/974/314/034/930/501/original/c22d738295651caf.mp4

2026-07-24 04:03:14 CEST

When the human commits the crime of smelling like another cat!
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/972/492/803/813/906/original/8b9fbbc15ad0d313.jpg

2026-07-23 09:17:02 CEST

A group of cats is called a salad

2026-07-23 05:29:29 CEST

RE: https://mastodon.social/@luckytran/116966333687257904
In an alternate universe, everyone is enjoying their puppies :aneodog_mlem:
#note14xv…mqs2

2026-07-23 05:15:57 CEST

A group of seals is called a ziploc.

2026-07-23 04:31:09 CEST

☝️⁠🤓 is for entertainment purposes only. It can make mistakes, and it may not work as intended. Don't rely on ☝️⁠🤓 for important advice. Use ☝️⁠🤓 at your own risk.

2026-07-22 23:40:07 CEST

Vote for anything BUT the first option

2026-07-22 23:06:22 CEST

RE: https://tech.lgbt/@ShelbyvonTrapp/116964465023541480
Normalize noping out of social functions by collapsing to the floor like a toddler.
#note17h3…pnqc

2026-07-22 04:00:56 CEST

⚞🪿
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/961/159/131/473/828/original/1653ffd67698d297.jpg

2026-07-22 03:35:37 CEST

RE: https://mastodon.social/@gamingonlinux/116958382115564493
I wish Mozilla would bring back their fedi instance instead of this.
I have more :firefox: related bullying to do!
#note1wg2…ehcw

2026-07-22 03:01:15 CEST

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Cats, however, are flawless entities incapable of making mistakes! :ablobcatnod:

2026-07-22 02:38:40 CEST

RE: https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116959434024690417
Who says salad and salad related crimes are boring?

2026-07-22 01:31:08 CEST

RE: https://mstdn.social/@MaryAustinBooks/116959049411892194
Can't be unhinged if you were never hinged to being with! :neocat_evil_3c:
#note1dqr…5amj

2026-07-22 01:22:40 CEST

Fat kitty therapy :neocat_up_paws:
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/960/536/812/523/971/original/c0037eb24c591d2f.mp4

2026-07-22 00:34:02 CEST

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Best time to name 'em :3

2026-07-21 19:08:13 CEST

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Oh sweet!! A free kebab!

2026-07-21 17:03:13 CEST

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> On either side is a drawn hand, one with a gold wedding band, of course.
@npub1s6e…n008 Of course!

2026-07-21 00:35:11 CEST

Void shipment arrived! :blep:
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/954/687/787/970/008/original/427828fd69be5a99.jpg

2026-07-20 20:41:18 CEST

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@cR0w/116953713359368832
Going to the gynecologist in the 90s 😭
#note1a2l…s039

2026-07-20 20:28:42 CEST

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Salad mentioned!!
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/953/718/592/453/870/original/67f11c9d66c58aa1.png

2026-07-20 20:26:47 CEST

RE: https://toot.cat/@anglemaece/116953577381824947
Paparazzi snapping pics of @npub1s6e…n008 again 📸

2026-07-20 17:40:33 CEST

👎

2026-07-20 17:05:57 CEST

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That must feel so good if you're a printer

2026-07-20 14:56:41 CEST

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ALL the cyber! (CEO still uses hunter2 as a password though)

2026-07-20 01:14:35 CEST

Is sleeping all day like a cat considered "pet play"?
Asking for a friend. :neocat_flop__w_:

2026-07-19 20:34:16 CEST

OH: vegan peanut butter

2026-07-19 17:34:10 CEST

Imagine being able to sleep even just *half* as comfortably as a cat can in any position.
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/947/369/972/260/722/original/d5b3df3bdcb6dbaa.mp4

2026-07-19 17:26:39 CEST

@npub1s6e…n008
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/947/340/440/538/880/original/c450f76144eab11f.jpg

2026-07-19 05:42:03 CEST

If you didn't bother to write the PR or code yourself, why should I bother reading your slop?

2026-07-19 04:54:19 CEST

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［ Later that night… ］
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/944/382/083/607/054/original/42f38cf9d7684eb1.mp4

2026-07-19 04:38:01 CEST

Remember to boost things you like, even if the post is old!
You are the algorithm here 🫵

2026-07-18 18:04:00 CEST

The mighty hunter
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/941/825/012/312/130/original/6c73cb969845ecad.mp4

2026-07-18 03:28:33 CEST

RE: https://mastodon.gamedev.place/@glassbottommeg/116937573957540949
This is how I imagine all the indie game devs I follow here commenting their code
#note1k7l…yrkx

2026-07-17 17:39:19 CEST

Do you even box? :blobcatstrong:
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/936/065/468/138/774/original/754c0f74f5ef1456.jpg

2026-07-17 17:32:02 CEST

Good cable management is just sfw server shibari

2026-07-17 07:42:23 CEST

Nooooo!! 😭
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/933/718/371/660/508/original/6e4c872865c9c404.jpg

2026-07-17 04:40:00 CEST

The void can have a little nothing, as a treat!#
:succ:
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/933/001/207/786/916/original/55e21fc369fde0b2.jpg

2026-07-16 19:17:33 CEST

N100 facemask (it's cement)

2026-07-16 04:01:22 CEST

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Hmm... I wonder why? Better ask some experts.
cc [@yassie_j](https://labyrinth.zone/users/yassie_j ) @npub1s6e…n008 [@julia](https://eepy.moe/@julia )
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/927/187/004/572/771/original/c7e04a2d60b0e0c9.jpg

2026-07-16 03:41:44 CEST

Schrödinger's furry

2026-07-15 20:57:05 CEST

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad/114758254385767289
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! :neocat_scream_stare:
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/925/518/629/414/090/original/7cc3a81a189fd571.mp4
#note1jf3…2y33

2026-07-15 16:08:53 CEST

Network monitor
🎨by @npub1hp6…raya (?)
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/924/385/386/229/854/original/efc36734d39ddb61.jpg

2026-07-15 07:06:32 CEST

#
:blep:
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/922/252/804/880/819/original/36d1a5a0b1942c17.jpg

2026-07-15 00:58:35 CEST

Luckily, I can escape to orange cat mode in emergencies
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/920/805/961/268/935/original/b6e6121be29a0828.jpg

2026-07-14 20:58:24 CEST

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try this neat command:dir

2026-07-14 20:14:16 CEST

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give [@microsoft](https://lea.pet/@microsoft ) a break 😭 the race to the bottom takes a lot of their time!

2026-07-14 18:17:42 CEST

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Pallas's cats (*Otocolobus manul*) are ridiculously cute wildcats
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pallas%27s_cat

2026-07-14 18:13:13 CEST

Pallas's catgirl
🎨by nanachii
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/919/212/019/134/758/original/72b314451670786c.jpg

2026-07-14 05:44:53 CEST

🦋
:fashionista_finns:
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/916/269/449/142/068/original/7c2f25ecd87b6002.jpg

2026-07-14 00:57:56 CEST

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The way that AI fanaticism hit every community at so many levels reminds my WAY to much about the statistics on how gambling addition hits all demographics

2026-07-14 00:34:36 CEST

"I feel I have good survival instincts," I think to myself as I follow a strange person to see some kittens in the back of their van.

2026-07-13 23:19:24 CEST

Engage hyperdrive!
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/914/753/616/340/179/original/58a0768b5a33766e.jpg

2026-07-13 20:26:54 CEST

RE: https://mastodon.social/@zackwhittaker/116913130274641372
It really says something when the LAPD, of all police forces, says "Naw man, that shit ain't cool" to Flock
#note13s2…f7w4

2026-07-13 08:11:49 CEST

Jeez, would you look at the time?
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/911/184/856/656/597/original/8825bd649da1a317.jpg

2026-07-13 05:55:01 CEST

Nyan Disclosure Agreement

2026-07-12 23:38:20 CEST

Weeee!
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/909/165/775/020/168/original/4309ddc7d9a38351.mp4

2026-07-12 06:40:28 CEST

catsalad levels are 99.9% and rising
(99.9%) ■■■■■■■■■■

2026-07-12 05:05:02 CEST

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Same!

2026-07-12 04:59:35 CEST

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Mom, cr0w is saying weird stuff again!

2026-07-12 01:59:27 CEST

Life is tough, when you're a cat 😿
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/904/058/329/890/617/original/b2aeb41abc0efc68.mp4

2026-07-11 22:41:54 CEST

erf
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/903/281/533/806/832/original/e28726787b7981c3.jpg

2026-07-10 23:31:52 CEST

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Most positions meetmaxx (or is that meatmaxx?)

2026-07-10 23:12:34 CEST

🎀
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/897/739/801/894/415/original/ee8454ef81c35c80.jpg

2026-07-10 09:55:23 CEST

Sure my servants like to use my bed, but they're warm so I allow it.
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/894/605/153/243/042/original/c662090671a82dad.jpg

2026-07-10 00:18:02 CEST

RE: https://mas.to/@skeletor/116891557813807074
My daily struggle :neocat_evil_3c:
#note17r5…3atx

2026-07-09 21:55:42 CEST

RE: https://masto.hackers.town/@c0debabe/116891564124153815
Feeding people to leopards is great!*
*if used wisely

2026-07-09 19:35:16 CEST

Now **THAT'S** a big kitty!!
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/891/223/087/699/758/original/24c967883f6e2f47.mp4

2026-07-09 19:08:54 CEST

[@microsoft](https://lea.pet/@microsoft ) So... ads in the cursor :blocky_white_cursor: when?

2026-07-09 19:07:45 CEST

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Security updates bundled with more unwanted "feature updates" (as they like to do now)

2026-07-09 02:26:01 CEST

Believe in your dreams!
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/887/175/828/003/046/original/742e6ab3b3c92fba.mp4

2026-07-08 20:57:16 CEST

Buttons are meant to be pressed!
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/885/883/157/556/098/original/bf67d146d3e5f88a.jpg

2026-07-08 20:55:17 CEST

Death lasers can also target yachts, just sayin'
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/885/875/346/455/512/original/a2c9e559f47ee56a.jpg

2026-07-08 16:59:53 CEST

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The important question we should ask organizations, though, is are they :hacker_q:⁠:hacker_u:⁠:hacker_a:⁠:hacker_n:⁠:hacker_t:⁠:hacker_u:⁠:hacker_m: ready? 🤦‍♀️

2026-07-08 16:48:25 CEST

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Specially crafted packets issue

2026-07-08 11:57:08 CEST

:ablobcatfloofpat:
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/883/759/264/156/023/original/126bb1a0639d5acc.jpg

2026-07-08 03:53:51 CEST

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it's actually (ISC)²⁽ᴱⁿⁱˣ⁾ now, since the acquisition.

2026-07-08 02:36:29 CEST

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Ooo! :dns: was innocent 🎉

2026-07-08 02:33:08 CEST

Me trying to remember all the catsalad accounts I've made
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/881/541/606/216/020/original/374ef7213f2af5f6.mp4

2026-07-08 01:17:40 CEST

Stay safe out there, my furry friends
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/881/244/790/657/961/original/3192b3a823875ed4.jpg

2026-07-07 22:35:36 CEST

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logo ain't gonna stretch itself!

2026-07-07 22:29:54 CEST

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just don't use hunter2 (because that's mine!)

2026-07-07 18:06:03 CEST

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So you're saying HATE brunch?! 😭

2026-07-07 11:57:26 CEST

:neocat_confused:
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/878/098/134/475/977/original/4129b7a619724841.jpg

2026-07-07 06:48:06 CEST

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@lcamtuf/116876481362819804
cwispy
#note1c73…9uwc

2026-07-07 06:33:05 CEST

Working on my wiki entry 🥬
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/876/822/763/224/486/original/1a1faa7bd702e76d.jpg

2026-07-07 03:25:34 CEST

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https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/876/085/397/914/118/original/b36910d9bac5ea87.jpg

2026-07-06 23:08:19 CEST

Apparently, I exist? :neocat_confused:
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/875/073/869/812/764/original/68ab3e9e0f1c7016.jpg

2026-07-06 22:00:14 CEST

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I can't reply to Paula (because I'm blocked), but I was able to read the post on the web.
1️⃣ Blocking me is relatively easy. Import this (slightly outdated) file into your block list.
https://gist.github.com/devsalad/36092f185cf2a965e6a2709294d16a0e
2️⃣ Regarding the reasons Paula I should be #FediBlock⁠ed, I feel the need to publicly respond to those
⸻
> Reasons:
> * picspam
> * accountspam
I can't deny these, as I post memes and cat memes daily, and well, I have close to 200 catsalad accounts total, with around 70 logged into at all time in FediLab
> * followspam
I don't follow to spam people, just like to follow people that seem cool (or gay)
> * algorithmspam
:neocat_confused: do you mean the trendings tab in Mastodon?
> * lots of AI generated profile pics
Guilty. Even may main profile image is an AI redo of [this photo](https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad/115226896350376234 ). I will be commissioning someone soon so I can rid myself of these, but money is tight at the moment. (Sorry)
> * most likely lots of AI generated accounts
Zero AI accounts! My autistic ass hand made all of those accounts. Artisanal catsalads only! :neocat_woozy:
> * most likely AI-automated self-boosting/faving
I do self boost, fav my own posts, and pre-schedule posts! I'm funny, darn it! (No AI involved)
> * if you block all their accounts and delete the accounts' data, you'll generate a lot of free space on your instance's server
👆 This is most likely true, especially from my main @npub16kg…afn8 account (since I post and boost frequently)

2026-07-06 20:26:13 CEST

:thonking:
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/874/436/474/067/077/original/dc3dda5a4b95aa1e.png

2026-07-06 11:56:01 CEST

Just lettuce take a quick nap
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/871/251/696/300/111/original/5bd304c9432d9cc3.jpg

2026-07-06 06:37:18 CEST

Oh no 😭
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/871/177/076/819/940/original/b921961d318a4bcc.mp4