Now with 25% more charisma

I wish Congress passed something in the last 40 years that had a real irrefutable positive impact on my life but they've done fuck all except point fingers and go "but but the filibuster, we just can't fix this or that because we need 60 votes and golly-gee that just somehow never seems possible, couldn't possibly be the constant redistricting and gerrymandering and culture wars we instigate. Please donate to my campaign or my Super PACs"

2026-08-24 17:27:43 UTC

why does this application that does almost nothing need all these database connections all the time?
i hate modern software devs
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/89/96/18/899618b9725eed306ad9a077dd94b4ba654d9ae80fce7b0459311178a54bd799.webp

2026-08-22 00:14:37 UTC

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yeah but the Feds always play this game. They try to scare you shitless so you take a bad plea deal when in reality most of the charges would have been dropped and he would have received a starkly reduced sentence, maybe without even serving time
His own lawyer fucked up by not making this clear enough to him

2026-08-22 00:02:38 UTC

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yep it's in the PDF I linked. He crashed their servers and took the whole system down he was hitting it so hard

2026-08-17 18:04:45 UTC

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However... if these companies were buying up every print copy of Harry Potter and destroying it they'd be dancing in the streets

2026-08-09 02:11:36 UTC

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but Tesla chargers are the official EV standard in the USA now. CCS is going bye bye
Tesla == NACS now. Everything else is being phased out

2026-07-30 14:27:15 UTC

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Why are the delivery/read checkmarks, timestamp, and the padlock on the left side for your own message?? The padding of everything is terrible
And why the giant green padlock in the upper right to tell you the chat is encrypted if you're showing the padlock on the messages anyway?
😭😭😭

2026-07-29 18:24:36 UTC

> For trivial (!= simple) code, one can probably argue that the LLM code will not be violating anyone's copyright, however for anything remotely novel, unless you are 100% certain that all of the training data was GPLv2 or compatible, it is not legally safe to use
But if it's novel, nobody ever wrote it before ... so how could it be in the training dataset for the model ?

2026-07-27 17:02:59 UTC

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this is the thing that amazes me about humans. Somehow your body can just scream MORE MORE MORE for that and I'd be checked out after one burger or one pack of nuggs

2026-07-27 01:41:14 UTC

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there is no "library" to write. It's PGP emails and SMTP/IMAP. Go ahead and do it yourself, there's nothing proprietary being implemented. It's just emails.
Name a feature that you think is some secret proprietary thing

2026-07-21 16:48:06 UTC

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> The International Criminal Court warrant has no power here since the U.S.
couldn't they arrest him and hand him over to be extradited to somewhere else that IS a signatory?

2026-07-15 17:50:23 UTC

Loving this new timeline where people now hate Linus Torvalds because he won't give into the mind virus that has infected so many people in tech
#note18yz…dv6x

2026-07-15 16:27:33 UTC

Proud to be #TailscaleFree

2026-07-14 23:01:44 UTC

YOU MORONS
WE DON'T WANT PERMANENT DST
WE WANT PERMANENT STANDARD TIME
#note1qxm…f4h3

2026-07-09 00:43:26 UTC

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why should a reply my friend made to someone I don't even know be blasted to my timeline, it's like this image just sending your boys in for backup
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/9e/bc/29/9ebc29526b7423d559bca2775b34f00dc1aab64ee67dd8d6c64e3d02d1cc4342.gif

2026-07-07 00:42:06 UTC

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EWRONGOPINION 🤖

2026-07-03 19:32:44 UTC

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busy server is busy
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/b0/3b/fe/b03bfe6fe112ebd04a38ee7666505ff7ec806af37e2b4ab55fb60fa6654efbc5.webp

2026-07-03 17:09:32 UTC

guys there's something important going on in computers right now and you have two choices
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/25/f6/2d/25f62d47a155f8c9aca815d09ec42407dc412df38f50417d0f49c19c8927b856.webp

2026-06-30 23:22:27 UTC

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integrity. what is that like, jack?

2026-06-30 23:18:22 UTC

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it's hard to swallow but he's not wrong. A not insignificant number of people de-transition which means it's obviously not an immutable characteristic.
It sucks but it's true.

2026-06-30 23:11:46 UTC

Trans isn't even recognized as a protected class under the Equal Protection Clause (United States v. Skrmetti) so why would the Supreme Court rule that you MUST allow someone to play in a gender segregated sport based on what they identify as?
People out here like WOW SUPREME COURT BAD, HOW COULD THEY

2026-06-30 22:49:20 UTC

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stop believing in quantum computers, that's the first mistake

2026-06-29 22:20:18 UTC

There should be a tshirt like "I touched IPSEC in 2026 and survived"

2026-06-13 19:38:07 UTC

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in the video they point out that all you have to do is block the chip and the readers call back to magstripe. I have this happen to me at least once a week.
Terminal errors twice reading the chip, so then I have to swipe.

2026-06-13 19:23:12 UTC

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did they ever fix the flaws from way back in 2012? You can MITM the communication, do all sorts of things to trick the terminal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JABJlvrZWbY

2026-06-13 18:02:05 UTC

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we have chips almost everywhere now, but it's no better than swiping because nothing enforce chip and pin. It's just chip. So it's the same level of security as a swipe. Clone a chip, clone a magstripe, no big deal. No second layer of authentication.
But you *do* have to use a PIN when getting cash from the ATM...

2026-05-31 17:09:35 UTC

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buddy I've never made it to zero

2026-05-21 18:58:34 UTC

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> Can YOU do plumbing, flooring, framing, electrical, roofing, sheet metal, drywall, smelting, soldering, circuit boards, concrete. Can you read a blueprint, get it through code enforcement?
Thanks to my rich youth work environment, I can do many of those things. Not with confidence because that's just who I am, but:
✅ plumbing
✅ flooring -- not with super confidence but I could pick up a DIY book for the tips & tricks I can't remember
✅ framing -- I've helped frame walls yes
✅ electrical -- yeah but I'm not great at bending conduit. I let @SlicerDicer do that for me when I installed my EV charger. Everything was to code and it was a pretty large job, got it inspected, passed.
✅ roofing -- I absolutely would not want to but sure, it's just plywood, tar paper, shingles. Anyone should be able to figure it out. I have never touched metal roofs other than selling them @ Menards but I'm sure I could figure it out. They're just sheets you fit together and use sheet metal screws with the rubber O-rings. I would have to rent the cutters. Well, rent a lot of tools for most things but I get it.
❓️ sheet metal -- ok, this one I hated because making custom parts is actually quite hard -- you need to be good at some geometry/math and plan your cuts meticulously or you'll waste your sheets
✅ drywall -- yes I've cut drywall for customers @ Menards and measured/hung plenty of sheets for friends
❌️ smelting -- that would be awesome
❓️ soldering -- near zero experience with *electronics*, have soldered/sweat copper plumbing before. I have a really nice soldering iron + gear just in case I'm ever in a bind though. Rather be prepared than not. I could figure it out tho.
❌️ circuit boards -- no but it's a cool idea, @SlicerDicer has the skills and gear
❓️concrete -- I've sold it. Mixed it. Not an expert. Quickcrete? Sure.
❌️ blueprint -- no experience here really
I think more people should know how to do this stuff too... it's not *hard*, it's just that there isn't really a lot of opportunity/exposure for young people and they will probably never touch it at their jobs.
bonus:
✅ wiring big electrical motors for farmers (not exactly hard, mind you)
✅ getting shocked by testing/repairing electrical fencers. bastards hold a charge for a LONG time. I swear I flew 10 feet once...

2026-05-11 16:24:12 UTC

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there is a port that is very helpful. It will ask you questions about what you want and install the right packages, enable the right services, set a couple sysctls
https://www.freshports.org/sysutils/desktop-installer/

2026-05-04 17:41:15 UTC

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i did get through!

2026-05-04 17:14:37 UTC

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I'm getting errors trying to order :(

2026-04-22 16:29:19 UTC

> So anybody who thinks that all AI is slop is in denial about the current state. - Linus Torvalds
Uhoh guys now what OS you gonna use

2026-04-21 21:17:06 UTC

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what made you familiar with it? was it in GTA or something?

2026-04-19 03:50:25 UTC

Minnesota is smoking Dallas 4-0, playing really well
Only first game of first round but they seem to have a lot of potential
Plus it would be amusing for Minnesota to win the Stanley Cup. There will be memes about controlling ICE etc etc

2026-04-16 18:53:44 UTC

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ZFS + GEOM + GELI are too good to give up

2026-04-15 18:38:47 UTC

so I fired up my local model (don't even need the big scary Claude Mythos super brain), told it to review this kernel commit as an expert code reviewer and to not trust anything and investigate the full impact of changes and it spotted the null pointer dereference
MEANWHILE the commit was signed-off by 3 kernel developers and "reviewed" by one other
Do we get to call this human slop? Is this acceptable? Is there any reason that we should believe that this code was actually reviewed or that the "Signed-off-by" has any real value?
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/b4/f0/cc/b4f0cc5a33c5ecf6da453b55307133e06a7e5ac391fbf3ad121c6f48c1e85de5.webp
#note19mp…yrsj

2026-04-15 06:55:26 UTC

What good is code review and "signed off by" for kernel commits if nobody ever actually reads the code? These are supposed be some of the best developers on the planet right?
https://git.kernel.org/pub/scm/linux/kernel/git/stable/linux.git/commit/?h=linux-6.6.y&id=5a1e865e51063d6c56f673ec8ad4b6604321b455

2026-04-15 00:44:03 UTC

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I don't know for sure. I have some friends doing image generation on their own gear or private GPU clusters but don't know if it's fast enough to be truly usable etc

2026-04-15 00:31:03 UTC

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I just gave it a rather complex database schema of 37 tables in the form of a raw sql dump and told it to model it out, fully typed, write tests
it crunched through it, built out all my files/modules/structs, only used 20% of my total context to do it.
30 files changed, 3892 insertions(+)
total gamechanger. you don't need these big AI companies anymore at all. I think Qwen is pushing these models to *kill* the American AI companies lol

2026-04-15 00:25:52 UTC

my god... I'm running the Qwen 3.5-35B model on my 16GB card. How? better inference engines like I said, and models designed to use them.
With mixture of experts in this model I can offload those to CPU and only put the important stuff on the GPU. This leaves me with only 8GB used! Crank up my context to half a million, and it's still only using 10GB
I could crank up my context to 1 million or just run a bigger model yet.
And it works. And it's FAST. I'm getting better performance than I've ever had from Claude, OpenAI, or hosted Qwen.

2026-04-11 16:44:15 UTC

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can you even get LiFePO4 in 18650 format?
Just get lithium they're so cheap
I've got this thing which is really great
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/f6/9c/d9/f69cd97bbd017ac13207886a34123ff1f231b89aa313a0addbcc84b34935d39a.jpg
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/6b/be/50/6bbe506d663eb3c45953dce94f5216496f933b3c2b8dc529884b0752328d5d87.jpg

2026-04-09 16:30:50 UTC

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the only thing that works is to orient the screens with the laptop screen not disabled, and then use xrandr to turn that display off
insanity

2026-04-09 16:28:47 UTC

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hit "apply", and it turns into this mess:
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/22/20/a9/2220a937aa631fab838432ac498031319e26a26f736623d127d5b1b6dfd0ab7d.webp

2026-04-09 16:27:28 UTC

this is the exact layout I want:
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/1e/af/ad/1eafad2e10e797d1e8cf32d9b82fd3e5e7958f27ded36478a8615c1e92bfd259.png

2026-04-07 16:28:39 UTC

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that baby is now on a terrorist watchlist though

2026-04-07 15:15:56 UTC

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the new ParadeDB implementation gets you the same accuracy as Elastic (both BM25) and it stays in Postgres and is super fast and lightweight
I'm running it on my 4GB ram 4 old cores server

2026-04-06 22:05:36 UTC

https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/6c/5c/bd/6c5cbdbb1639635c8fa42531a717f31302d6d7fd220a76d601ab28efcae0f613.webp

2026-04-06 16:45:38 UTC

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> “Look at me! I wrote this story. Click on it!”
they want this *so* bad that Gargron even caved in and invented a Mastodon-specific link preview feature that "verifies" a linked blog post was written by the owner of the account
and they still won't use this platform haha
https://blog.joinmastodon.org/2024/10/mastodon-4.3/

2026-04-03 18:23:24 UTC

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look at this fucking thing. It is worthless. But it has flash storage, 224GB SSD that cost me $30. The computer itself cost me $50 on eBay.
I can get ~500MB/s reads and 35,000 IOPS on this underpowered turd
> sudo diskinfo -ti ada0
ada0
512 # sectorsize
240057409536 # mediasize in bytes (224G)
468862128 # mediasize in sectors
0 # stripesize
0 # stripeoffset
465141 # Cylinders according to firmware.
16 # Heads according to firmware.
63 # Sectors according to firmware.
WD Green M.2 2280 240GB # Disk descr.
24111Q800334 # Disk ident.
ahcich0 # Attachment
Yes # TRIM/UNMAP support
0 # Rotation rate in RPM
Not_Zoned # Zone Mode
Seek times:
Full stroke: 250 iter in 0.051117 sec = 0.204 msec
Half stroke: 250 iter in 0.077006 sec = 0.308 msec
Quarter stroke: 500 iter in 0.121437 sec = 0.243 msec
Short forward: 400 iter in 0.100602 sec = 0.252 msec
Short backward: 400 iter in 0.093022 sec = 0.233 msec
Seq outer: 2048 iter in 0.369685 sec = 0.181 msec
Seq inner: 2048 iter in 0.454619 sec = 0.222 msec
Transfer rates:
outside: 102400 kbytes in 0.213660 sec = 479266 kbytes/sec
middle: 102400 kbytes in 0.205639 sec = 497960 kbytes/sec
inside: 102400 kbytes in 0.221528 sec = 462244 kbytes/sec
Asynchronous random reads:
sectorsize: 105132 ops in 3.003777 sec = 35000 IOPS
4 kbytes: 102913 ops in 3.003295 sec = 34267 IOPS
32 kbytes: 33816 ops in 3.011817 sec = 11228 IOPS
128 kbytes: 7671 ops in 3.050182 sec = 2515 IOPS
1024 kbytes: 1668 ops in 3.249046 sec = 513 IOPS
ya'll gotta stop trying to run Pleroma on servers that have too shitty of IOPS to run a Postgres database. That's the core problem. They get the cheapest VPS on the planet that gives you 5 IOPS per minute and then complain that you can't have more than one user without it freezing
also please stop trying to subscribe to every relay on the fediverse to archive every post that ever existed. Pleroma was not meant for that.
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/f3/dc/58/f3dc5858d14a3c2a27ab070afd658012b5770a8f697df936ea822709bece2fe0.webp
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/ef/f8/44/eff8449e522cce055124c288b067eef6f669d7992d4c8100dc4c26e628e46288.webp
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/14/00/b3/1400b32e976fdad7bcfe6074115ac1499d29dc41756fc7cb99466c3591511c93.webp

2026-04-03 17:49:59 UTC

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i don't know man, i think you just talk a lot of shit for the fun of it while I keep running Pleroma without issues on a shitty 4 core 4GB RAM machine with less power than a lightbulb and never run into anything that prevents me from being able to use the network

2026-04-03 17:38:56 UTC

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twelve tests were wrong so we should just throw away the other 3000

2026-04-03 03:17:51 UTC

https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/8b/24/a6/8b24a64ba6440455af0e985fdf0529e45850d7bd365588185338062bbb3ffbd7.file

2026-04-02 20:28:40 UTC

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it was probably a test to see if he can keep his mouth shut

2026-04-02 20:25:54 UTC

> Matt Gaetz claims military once briefed him on alien breeding program involving humans when he was in office
> “I had someone come and brief me, who was in a military uniform, worked for the United States Army, that was briefing me on the locations of hybrid breeding programs where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create some hybrid race that could engage in intergalactic communication,” Gaetz said. “An actual uniformed member of the United States Army briefed me on that.”
these people are insane

2026-03-28 00:29:13 UTC

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and I think for that to work, you can't send anything to servers directly. It all has to go to some kind of global feed that everyone subscribes to
Then you can truly have a nomadic identity with no technical complications. Nobody has to know where their recipients are. They're just recipients.

2026-03-28 00:24:54 UTC

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it only works if it's impossible for them to even know that a username is an address

2026-03-28 00:19:51 UTC

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as long as your communication protocol is decoupled from the network/transit so it could come over any medium without the other end needing anything more than just access to the same communication medium you can be pretty safe from censorship
if your protocol can validate providence of the data and prove nobody's lying because of math, you can trust it
as long as users are decoupled from a specific server (probably because they directly control a private key), users can be nomadic
if anyone can join the network, you're permissionless and the decentralization is not just technical but also social
at this point you probably have the basis for a protocol that properly fits the definition of "decentralized"
the overhead of this limits the use cases today, but maybe some day we'll look at all of this like a simple operation

2026-03-27 21:18:38 UTC

did anyone see there's a huge bounty on Trump's head? In Iran there's a website "killtrump.info" which isn't available outside the country. They've crowdfunded $28,000,000 last I saw
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/49/f4/88/49f48848c387df4eacf6b680d077bb38f2e98b2501e7fc39b94c67ff736bd23c.webp

2026-03-27 18:31:59 UTC

his password was probably KA$H
#note1axv…esg7

2026-03-26 16:45:38 UTC

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it is harder to find assets, period. Generating is easy, finding what fits your needs is hard. Someone's going to have to do the hard wok of making it easier to find assets available in the commons if they want them to be used instead of GenAI

2026-03-26 04:14:29 UTC

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they're straight up fucking with us now. Saw these too
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/2b/98/d7/2b98d70c72a5c9523ac35b1c123d3cabbe50216e480dfe78fead82731e6398c0.webp

2026-03-26 04:07:14 UTC

The Spicier Nacho has testosterone too
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/ca/e4/ec/cae4ecd23ce14215d3fed2e12963007ce535f69786b47b25d83b36230c952427.file

2026-03-25 23:36:33 UTC

why did they make it such a pain in the ass to block network traffic when running Docker?

2026-03-25 17:12:21 UTC

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tbh it wouldn't have surprised me. and you probably should truncate at some point but I don't know at how many options. Do we have an upper limit in Pleroma? Can't remember heh

2026-03-25 17:10:21 UTC

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I knew they couldn't make polls longer than 4 options, but they actually truncate the polls they receive? wild

2026-03-24 22:38:06 UTC

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It got me too (saw it last night). I don't know where they got the 4 years from. Seems like a mistake by whoever wrote the script.
It also says in the book that he was worried about going insane on the trip back if he didn't do the induced coma and he wasn't sure if he wanted to risk it. And then he had to go rescue Rocky, so...

2026-03-24 22:35:27 UTC

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> But at the end, the computer informs him that a journey home would cost over 4 years. Excuse me?
> I can't believe Andy Weir would sloppily suggest faster than light like that with, as I understand, a Newtonian drive (a really fancy rocket).
because he didn't. The book specifically says:
"I have no idea what kind of world I'll be returning to. Thirteen years have passed on Earth since I left, and they'll experience another thirteen before I get back."

2026-03-24 20:32:51 UTC

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my friend's ex wife had a rad life sized tattoo that looked like she was getting a C-section and there was a demon baby in there

2026-03-24 01:17:53 UTC

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Why do they keep making theater experiences the worst

2026-03-24 01:14:23 UTC

Sitting in the theater waiting for Project Hail Mary to start and they've already shown two spoilers -- one was an ad for the Audible audiobook, the other an ad for Pepsi's Starry soda

2026-03-23 17:50:21 UTC

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haha so that's what it was... here I thought you were referencing gobgp and made a typo

2026-03-23 17:46:21 UTC

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I like your approach here. I am doing something similar (also with iBGP!) but didn't involve FIBs or pf; I wanted automatic failover at my firewall across multiple internet connections at home (fiber and backup 5G/LTE). Also my setup has the cloud VPS' static IP on my home VNET jail on a loopback -- I use arp proxy to make it routed over a Wireguard tunnel.
I may have to borrow some inspiration from yours to make it even better. I really don't like the mss clamping down to 1220 though, it's so wasteful... *sigh*
btw, you have "hobgp" in the article where it should be "gobgp"

2026-03-20 18:18:29 UTC

> (ABC) - An urgent investigation is underway to determine how an F-35 stealth fighter jet, which costs roughly $100 million and is nearly invisible to radar, was struck during a combat mission.
>> I'll solve that: electro-optical/ infrared guided missiles, which Iran has been developing specific for the purpose of ambushing aircraft flying low through mountain passes so as to fly below any radar coverage. Shorter range than big radar missiles, but far less detectable.
NEATO!

2026-03-20 17:18:26 UTC

Does anyone want to start a data broker company with me? I think if we go around to gun dealers in amenable red districts and buy their customer data and purchase history we can start contacting them and ask them how they like being in a database the government can access

2026-03-19 22:32:16 UTC

Ok piggies here's some fresh slop you'll love to hate and hate to love
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/06/5b/63/065b63657c4b3024dfbc349dd96909384f959b353098fedf4452b61c8265a6fc.file

2026-03-19 19:56:37 UTC

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what's the trick for changing the logo?

2026-03-19 03:31:40 UTC

My wife and I have a St Patrick's Day tradition of yelling "I didn't kill my wife!" and responding "I don't care!"
(The Fugitive is a St Patrick's day movie obviously)

2026-03-18 19:38:28 UTC

Based Shaq
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/9a/72/d1/9a72d133c6c8b9ff3c83c823b2efe12d0fe46dc4b36c2f1008867f081d541f13.file

2026-03-17 20:18:01 UTC

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https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/7f/8c/61/7f8c61edddd73400866b57ac7dc9926d6426c8772533b456e63b1787123fb9cd.mp4

2026-03-17 19:49:47 UTC

well that's neat, now we know how the pyramids were built and it wasn't with slave labor either

2026-03-12 21:12:30 UTC

Don't even fucking say a word. I like potato chips, and can't eat them very much or I'll get fat.
I tried out these Pringles Fat-Free chips because they were super low-cal. BBQ flavor. the fuck.
The can said they had 70 calories per serving, which meant the whole can had 490 calories inside total. I could munch through a can in a day with my lunch, dinner, etc. So I got several cans, and began enjoying one a day for the past four days. But what they dont fucking tell you...
Except in tiny print you cant read without a fucking electron microscope
...is that the primary ingredient is something called "olean" which I have since learned is Latin for "Unwashable & Indestructible Ass Grease."
Oh Yeah. I'm not even kidding.
So today, while I'm standing in the living room debating whether or not Laundry or Dishes will get done first, I get the urge to fart. I live alone, so sweet. I let the honk loose and its wrong. Something just sounded wrong. I know my own wind, and I have never farted a sound that sounded like a fart wrapped in a pillow.
Oh yes, something was very wrong. I had just shat myself. But this evil olean makes shitting yourself sound almost like a regular fart, and had I not been particularly attentive, it could easily have gone unnoticed, I'm telling you. THAT's how utterly covert and evil this olean stuff is. What the fuck?! What if I'd gone out to hang with friends or gone for a drive, what then?
So I walk carefully to the bathroom and disrobe. before I even sit on the toilet, I wad paper and carefully wipe from the front. Sure enough, it was light brown, and had the texture of soft spackle. You fucking Pringle bastards.
I sat down and pushed a bit, and lo, out came a jet that I didnt even feel an urge for one minute earlier. It piled in the bowl like brown marshmallow fluff.
The problem rose when I tried to wipe. I went through a whole fucking roll of TP and could not get it all off me. So.
I jumped in the shower. Yep, its gross, but it had to be done. There I stood, water pouring down, cheeks spread, and using my own hand to make certain I'm clean.
That was when I discovered that after using my hand to wipe myself (before I soaped the area) my hand came back covered in some sort of transparent grease. It was so fucking foul. The grease made water bead off my hand. It was tacky too, and very difficult to manage.
So I grabbed the bar of saop and went to work.
You fucking Pringle bastards.
The bar of soap came away coated in grease as well, and would no longer wash. I had to turn the water to hot and massage the soap for five minutes to get it to the point where I could use it again. It took me an hour to get the fucking grease off my pucker. I shudder to think of what its doing INSIDE ME right now, but I will damned sure never eat that shit again.
Fucking Pringle bastards.
This is where the joke about "anal leakage" came from. its real. Fuck Pringles.

2026-03-11 18:49:38 UTC

what a name...
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/fc/6a/81/fc6a81c60cdf9c97c12ec981d645411d2042a318a1892dacd68c2d0db57b9737.webp

2026-03-11 17:59:43 UTC

> Iran tells world to get ready for oil at $200 a barrel as it fires on merchant ships
uhoh

2026-03-10 22:44:47 UTC

so what do you think it is that Israel has videos of him doing? Diapers, young boys, cross dressing??
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/ea/06/77/ea0677344a4ee4e7872baec1dbf1326a42b5abca456f506156428cbe73aff6f1.webp

2026-03-09 00:14:14 UTC

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I remember when suggesting this would make you an enemy of the entire fediverse and they'd organize blocks against you

2026-03-08 23:25:29 UTC

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he never said whose parents
God is the Father after all and he hasn't written us in centuries

2026-03-08 17:39:41 UTC

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Same energy
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/ad/7a/bf/ad7abff6179b9fce0aa2b0d4117a61060e29ff1b5e1c9c8e94791f86c7da61b4.jpg

2026-03-08 17:33:41 UTC

Read my lips: no new taxes
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/ee/21/5d/ee215d64554cec5494cd11303dd997a033e2dbc443baf4b26eaeef0f3746f19c.jpg

2026-03-08 15:30:14 UTC

Hey guys did you think computer parts were getting expensive? Wait until you realize Taiwan runs on LNG and TSMC couldn't operate without it
https://oilprice.com/Latest-Energy-News/World-News/LNG-Shipping-Rates-Soar-650-to-300000-Per-Day.html

2026-03-08 15:23:27 UTC

Uhohh
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/6f/ce/0a/6fce0a4679ffe4c8df542e3beefbe7e684e6d2e67efb643086f5ca7ce162d115.jpg

2026-03-07 04:46:42 UTC

It's "highly unlikely" anyone will invent a tool that will prove it is generating violations
#note179g…quvh

2026-03-05 21:26:44 UTC

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well we used to tell people not to run .exe and .scr etc files on Windows or they'd get a trojan/virus.
A lot of what people do these days on MacOS/Linux is pretty damn close to running untrusted code/binaries

2026-03-05 21:12:16 UTC

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> developers not working in an isolated environment (zone, vm, jail, etc) and letting their devtools access their whole laptop
they deserve it

2026-03-05 21:05:21 UTC

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no, we're not screwed as they'll never make it illegal to host email and we have DeltaChat

2026-03-04 20:59:58 UTC

Meshcore/Meshtastic has the same problem as Nostr
Once you get on there you find nobody wants to talk about anything except the technology itself. People just 24/7 yammering on about their mesh radios, it's an incredible circle jerk

2026-03-04 18:25:34 UTC

is this slop?
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How to Run Qwen 3.5 Locally
Now that you have the prerequisites in place, let’s walk through a step-by-step guide on how to use Qwen 3.5 locally:
1. Set up your local environment
To run Qwen3.5 locally, you need access to a powerful GPU machine. Since most laptops and desktop PCs do not have enough VRAM or memory to handle models of this size, we will use a cloud GPU virtual machine instead.
https://media.friedcheese.us/uploads/da/85/2a/da852af855f4991a84f4b659871182344e3df8ae41c3e30e5cb5e0ecb452c26f.webp

2026-03-03 22:40:19 UTC

Americans should be able to go to Israel and get free healthcare