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People kissing up to the "world's coolest" dictator who provides a haven and 🧡 for bringing #Bitcoin wealth to his country reeks of new school colonialism by invitation.
I for one, love it!!! Can overlook the whole "dictator" thing as long as he likes Bitcoin and nostr.
Nostr CEO Approved #nostrceo
https://nostr.build/i/d880b49c9a9eab96899fa1fd32f0a1c11ed07299563bfeb98dfdf64be7aebb0e.jpg

2023-05-25 03:45:25 CEST

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Finally, someone who understands me.

2023-05-25 03:44:10 CEST

It's not easy being nostr CEO. I have to be up for #coffeechain and everyone's GM and GN. Then I am also contractually obligated to make fun of Elon at least once a day.
Seems the Blue Bird and Elon choked on DeSatanis.✅

2023-05-25 01:23:42 CEST

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I kid. Don't shadow ban me! 😉

2023-05-25 01:21:23 CEST

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Seems Australians are trying to destroy the US. He is the end not the way.

2023-05-25 01:20:14 CEST

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He knows how to ruin a state that already sucked.

2023-05-25 01:19:38 CEST

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DuhSantis breaks anything he gets near. No liberal conspiracy there.

2023-05-25 01:16:49 CEST

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I use hash everyday

2023-05-25 01:14:40 CEST

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Nver heard of him.

2023-05-25 01:14:21 CEST

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I approve this message

2023-05-22 23:04:55 CEST

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You are my most trusted Capo, I mean Captain. 😉

2023-05-22 22:43:03 CEST

Had idea on the 🚽 today. Users provide their email, address, accept all cookies, send usual KYC stuff and pay us 35k Sats a month to get a purple check mark by their name and a warm fuzzy feeling.
Who's in?

2023-05-22 22:40:13 CEST

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I am very busy as CEO but can make time soon.

2023-05-22 22:38:37 CEST

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fiatjaf

2023-05-22 22:35:40 CEST

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👤🚫

2023-05-22 22:33:37 CEST

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You listed yourself and not the CEO of Nostr!? Asking to be Shadow Banned.

2023-05-22 22:31:15 CEST

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#nevent1q…qyzs

2023-05-22 19:57:59 CEST

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I did try to hook you up with Clay. Since Clay and Cassie sounds like a nice couple I would meet at my country club. 💜❤️💜❤️
Ain't no love like #nostr love. 🫂🔥❤️

2023-05-22 19:54:44 CEST

I see all these #nostr apps pushing this Jack guy as first person for newbs to follow. This should actually be me since I am the CEO.
I'm off to search for "how to get people named Jack off the nostr Board."
I should give my homie Elon a call he would know.

2023-05-22 19:51:17 CEST

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Thanks. A lot of fake nostr CEOs out there it seems.
There can be only one!

2023-05-22 05:01:05 CEST

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Did he just get done having his way with that #Bitcoin ?

2023-05-21 18:16:01 CEST

I keep seeing the same 6 people on every podcast as though they are the mouth pieces of #nostr . But I have yet to be invited on one or to speak as the CEO of #nostr it is a travesty.
It's worse than a click in High School.

2023-05-20 03:55:32 CEST

As the CEO of nostr I can assure you I am 86.6% in control. @npub1sg6…f63m is simply on the Nostr Board with some others who have had bigger exits than me. Like comparing Gold Records to Triple Platinum, both precious but one way more than the other. Again I am the Captain and welcome aboard.
#grownostr #decree #nostrceo #introductions #nostr #plebchain #nostr (all Registered Trademark of nostr, inc.) 💜🫂🤙

2023-05-20 03:49:31 CEST

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Has Clay met Cassie?
#nevent1q…50n7

2023-05-20 00:58:09 CEST

New #nostr setting been toying with forcing developers to use.
The "I'm rubber and your gkue setting." Bounces off of me and sticks to you.

2023-05-20 00:07:19 CEST

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This is why I made you a Captain. 🫂

2023-05-19 22:56:54 CEST

@npub1l2v…ajft trying to fix zaplife leader board during #zapathon
https://nostr.build/i/6dfeec6cae41d02cc7be0bcd66aab5cdd0bebc08bcd60cbaaae3a0289b63e0e8.gif

2023-05-19 22:46:29 CEST

All #zapathon must be sanctioned by the Nostr Board of Directors.
#nostrceo #decree

2023-05-19 22:15:08 CEST

Nostr CEO TODO List:
-enable shadow banning!!!
-shadow ban all the shit talkers who say bad things about me
-change the name from nostr to nopestr
-figure out who this guy @npub1sg6…f63m is and shadow ban him
-make huge donation to RFK, always wanted to be Diplomat to El Salvador
-lock down the nostr API to 3rd party apps like @npub1xts…kk5s @npub1gcx…nj5z
-make all relays paid ones, payable to me
-copyright nostr, Nostrich, pleb, footstr

2023-05-19 22:04:14 CEST

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I approve this message.