Turd Flinging Monkey

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2026-05-21 02:20:16 UTC

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if you have to reseason all the time, it might mean you're burning the food and breaking your cast iron, causing the food to stick and break your seasoning. Turn the heat down. Medium is the new High. Low is the new Medium.

2026-05-04 11:51:01 UTC

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being male gives you the equipment but you can still be too low IQ to think abstractly.

2026-04-16 01:00:50 UTC

The Morning Constitutional: April 8th, 2026
Rumble: https://rumble.com/v78js4w-the-morning-constitutional-april-8th-2026.html
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Bitchute: https://www.bitchute.com/video/EZVDVfZYTOjJ/
Odysee: https://odysee.com/@TurdFlingingMonkey:1/2026-04-08-08-00-46:6

2026-03-21 16:37:32 UTC

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Are they doing something wrong other than being bots?

2026-03-15 21:04:07 UTC

The TFM Show: March 14th, 2026
Rumble: https://rumble.com/v775jo8-the-tfm-show-march-14th-2026.html
MGTOW.TV: https://www.mgtow.tv/watch/the-tfm-show-march-14th-2026_zqAzJ83haRiIawd.html
Bitchute: https://www.bitchute.com/video/GQv8uOfwrBgN
Odysee: https://odysee.com/@TurdFlingingMonkey:1/HB2026-03-14-19-00-00:4
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2026-03-04 05:20:38 UTC

Sex Doll Review: Erovenus Doris 72LB Life Big Butt Small Boobs Silicone Sex Doll With Arms (Sponsored)
MGTOW.TV: https://www.mgtow.tv/watch/sex-doll-review-erovenus-doris-72lb-life-big-butt-small-boobs-silicone-sex-doll-with-arms-sponsored_d5x24BI91zEeXjP.html
Bitchute: https://www.bitchute.com/video/SlloBBjrr0fu/
LBRY (Odysee): https://open.lbry.com/@TurdFlingingMonkey:1/Erovenus-Doris-72LB-Life-Big-Butt-Small-Boobs-Silicone-Sex-Doll-With-Arms2:8
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2026-02-19 01:56:26 UTC

Italian food is "budget fancy". It's more fancy than burgers or pizza, but not as expensive as steak or seafood.
Follow me for more dating tips.
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2026-02-11 22:51:13 UTC

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it reeks of effort.

2026-01-25 21:45:04 UTC

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It's cool, just be skeptical of what you see on the internet.

2026-01-18 10:45:16 UTC

The TFM Show: January 17th, 2026
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Bitchute: https://www.bitchute.com/video/16K7ZH36XJf5/
Odysee: https://odysee.com/@TurdFlingingMonkey:1/2026-01-17-19-11-09:c
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2026-01-14 13:22:11 UTC

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The pan creates a crust. I used to use an electric grill, and while the steak was fully cooked, it was chewy.

2026-01-12 19:35:12 UTC

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They're going to cuck any second now, trust.

2025-12-24 01:09:53 UTC

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Alright, this is what I can reproduce. I'm not sure what you're doing.
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2025-12-22 23:22:25 UTC

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what about Isabella?

2025-12-22 21:13:50 UTC

@npub1kgd…l28q @npub1ugz…wwzl I wrote you in the liveshow room, but I need character references for how you want to appear in the new intro. Go with a modern/standard look, not the mafia look from last time. Here are examples of me and Celestina for reference.
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2025-12-10 22:49:05 UTC

The Morning Constitutional: December 3rd, 2025
Rumble: https://rumble.com/v72uw62-the-morning-constitutional-december-3rd-2025.html
MGTOW.TV: https://www.mgtow.tv/watch/the-morning-constitutional-december-3rd-2025_iMmMARPPenmvnQ4.html
Bitchute: https://www.bitchute.com/video/kVBGBtJZgcQS
Odysee: https://odysee.com/@TurdFlingingMonkey:1/2025-12-03-08-01-48:7
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2025-09-16 16:12:44 UTC

I hope this helps
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2025-07-12 02:38:36 UTC

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All the doctors I talked to told me red meat CAUSES inflammation. I guess after COVID I should question medicine more, but now I know. Everything the government says is a lie, and everything it has it has stolen.

2025-07-07 18:20:07 UTC

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you're probably right, but I'm not betting my life savings until I know for sure.

2025-06-19 23:53:03 UTC

The Morning Constitutional: June 11th, 2025
Rumble: https://rumble.com/v6v103t-the-morning-constitutional-june-11th-2025.html
MGTOW.TV: https://www.mgtow.tv/watch/the-morning-constitutional-june-11th-2025\_nYBsf6CG9iSdPKb.html
Bitchute: https://old.bitchute.com/video/ka6xC70lLWSo/
Odysee: https://odysee.com/@TurdFlingingMonkey:1/2025-06-11-08-01-29:6
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2025-06-16 04:49:05 UTC

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they built them to withstand nuclear blasts but they fell to a normal Iranian missile?
When Jews Jew their own.

2025-04-28 19:31:58 UTC

crossposted from https://www.instagram.com/celestina_monkey/
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2025-04-16 20:17:01 UTC

The Morning Constitutional: April 9th, 2025
Rumble: https://rumble.com/v6s6l1b-the-morning-constitutional-april-9th-2025.html
MGTOW.TV: https://www.mgtow.tv/watch/the-morning-constitutional-april-9th-2025\_8DeP4tTfeWLHZIH.html
Bitchute: https://old.bitchute.com/video/iFZZZUjuC0hX/
Odysee: https://odysee.com/@TurdFlingingMonkey:1/2025-04-09-08-00-35:4
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2025-04-16 14:53:10 UTC

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2025-04-14 18:19:30 UTC

I've been really digging this YT channel with their jazz compilations. Anime girls make everything better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8PnmbLaqO0

2025-04-09 14:51:18 UTC

2025-03-21 14:30:41 UTC

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leftists are basically children flipping the table when they lose a board game screaming "no fair, you cheated. I want to play something else where I win".

2025-03-21 13:53:52 UTC

I saw this on Instagram. They're bringing back Gatebox hologram waifus but now they have AI and do even more.
https://www.instagram.com/p/DHdMesQMaf3/

2025-03-20 13:55:36 UTC

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but until they blow up something big, that argument will stand. Israel leveled Gaza with bombs, but what have the Houthi and Iranian bombs done to Israel? Not much.

2025-03-19 00:30:00 UTC

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not even the Houthis themselves are claiming they hit anything.

2025-03-11 05:39:03 UTC

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https://www.amazon.com/Way-Monkey-Book-T-F/dp/B08Q9WF3VS/

2025-03-10 22:01:55 UTC

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Russia should also claim ALL of the land bridge between Turkey and Lebanon while they're at it.
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2025-03-10 21:48:09 UTC

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the Alawites are Shiites and allies of Iran.

2025-03-10 17:44:22 UTC

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they were looking for the female hostage, and saw what was clearly a man and assumed he was the kidnapper.

2025-03-10 07:05:18 UTC

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buy at the bottom of the market before the FED cuts rates.

2025-03-10 06:48:39 UTC

created using https://www.unstability.ai/
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2025-03-09 01:24:27 UTC

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It won't work because the dollar is ALREADY digital. Calling it a "stable-coin" backed by itself is retarded.
Maybe they'll back it up with Bitcoin, that'll be even funnier.

2025-03-09 00:56:59 UTC

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the dollar was already over 90% digital anyway. The whole point of backing the dollar with crypto is that it's "digital gold", but it's not. It's just the dollar again.

2025-03-09 00:48:04 UTC

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stable coins are backed by dollars. How are dollars going to be backed by stable coins that are backed by dollars?

2025-02-21 17:27:16 UTC

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demand for gold will increase as demand for dollars decreases thanks to the Regime's weaponization of the dollar under Biden.

2025-02-14 16:38:52 UTC

This AI Celestina gets worse the longer you look at it.
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2025-01-24 22:12:08 UTC

It's been a month on carnivore, and here are my health vitals:
weight loss: -13 lbs
body fat: -3%
muscle: +1.9%
It's worth noting that I haven't been able to do any significant exercise due to my arthritis, so did was 100% diet.
I don't have a way to measure the effect it's had on my arthritis. I'd say it's similar to the digestive enzymes in terms of impact.

2025-01-19 22:09:57 UTC

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I just got the "gravy master" sauce that Halsey recommended, and it's MUCH better than the "browning sauce" I bought at Walmart.

2025-01-01 14:29:52 UTC

Sex Toy Review: Rillafun Anime Body Pillow Sexy Sex Doll (Sponsored)
YouTube (Censored): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AutEkoMp1M
Bitchute: https://old.bitchute.com/video/AC7XnUyxoFOJ/
MGTOW.TV: https://www.mgtow.tv/watch/sex-toy-review-rillafun-chloe-28-7lb-anime-body-pillow-sexy-sex-doll-sponsored\_rKHvy2iaAs1t3WB.html
LBRY (Odysee): https://open.lbry.com/@TurdFlingingMonkey:1/Rillafun-Chloe-Anime-Body-Pillow-Sexy-Sexy-Doll-Uncensored:3
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2024-12-26 21:44:11 UTC

I'm been doing Carnivore since Monday, and I feel fine. Nothing is improving, but nothing is getting worse.
I've been doing keto for years, so my body handled going carnivore "cold turkey" no problem.
I had some prime rib for Christmas. I assume it's cool since it's beef, but I technically broke my "steak and butter" rule, since prime rib isn't steak.
On January 23rd, I'll report regarding whether carnivore cures rheumatoid arthritis or not.

2024-12-20 17:42:25 UTC

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I actually don't consider myself antisemitic. I merely want the corrupt elites to be impaled. If a lot of them happen to be jewish, that's just how the cookie crumbles.

2024-11-21 18:36:13 UTC

here are some "almost perfect" AI Celestinas:
1. Extra Arm
2. Ghost Shirt
3. Shortened Body
4. Extra Arm (again)
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2024-11-21 17:39:04 UTC

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I've never had a problem with Indian immigrants my entire life until recently. They tend to be similar to asians and are polite, hard working and law-abiding.
the problem is the Leftist governments started taking the bottom of the barrel from India because things haven't worked out as expected with the Africans and Middle Eastern immigrants, but they need to protect their welfare state and feminism.
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2024-11-17 17:32:46 UTC

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWmOw4d0R0s

2024-11-17 00:36:42 UTC

Remember when Halsey bragged about how the IDF crush Hezbollah, pushed them back to the Litani River, and Hezbollah was defeated?
Remember when I said that wasn't true and Hezbollah was pushing the IDF back and inflicting significant casualties?
Today, the IDF bragged about making it a whole 3 miles into Lebanon before being pushed back. the Litani River is 20 miles from the Lebanese border.
The IDF is NOT winning. They are just airstriking civilians.
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/israeli-troops-reach-deepest-point-lebanon-ground-op-began

2024-10-24 19:33:10 UTC

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I also have to start taking a Folic Acid supplement, which is usually taken by women, but it's because the drugs use up my folic acid, so I have to start taking it. I was prescribed a folic acid pill that's 1 mg, but you can buy vitamins at Walmart of 0.8mg so you don't NEED a prescription. It's just folic acid.
Also, my diet is fine. rheumatoid arthritis isn't caused by diet or lifestyle. My immune system is overactive, so I'm just so healthy that my immune system got bored and attacked me. /2

2024-09-19 00:33:31 UTC

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2024-09-18 14:56:56 UTC

2024-09-16 21:49:48 UTC

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I figured out how to use a second pillow under my arm to stop my shoulder from hurting when I sleep on my side, so I'm doing better now.

2024-09-16 18:14:01 UTC

My sleep schedule is dictated by my pain killers. I can only sleep for about 3 hours at a time because the medicine only lasts about 4 hours and takes an hour to "kick in".
I now have to take naps and I've lost all internal sense of time. It's only Monday, but it feels like it should be Tuesday.
I'm at least functional and my hands "work" although my grip strength is shit due to soreness. I have to use jar opening devices like that soylent meme.
I can't see a rheumatologist until late Oct.
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2024-09-16 12:57:43 UTC

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loans don't cause inflation because they move spending forward but make up for it by spreading out the repayment, and there is no increase in the money supply.
Government creating money from thin air and spending it (never to be repaid) is where inflation comes from.

2024-09-14 04:08:03 UTC

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here is a YouTube video showing what converted magnetic tiles look like when painted up and with some drywall tape and cut up bubble wands added for texture.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF9DN_8a5ko

2024-09-14 04:03:47 UTC

I saw this on Amazon today as a limited time deal. These magnet tiles make excellent TTRPG and wargaming scatter terrain. You just need to prime and paint them to look like stone or metal depending on if you're using them for a fantasy or grimdark setting.
https://www.amazon.com/Jasonwell-Magnetic-Preschool-Educational-Construction/dp/B07WHX21D8
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2024-09-10 20:34:18 UTC

Sex Toy Review: XSpaceCup XS9 Sucking Thrusting Heated Gamer Handjob Robot (Sponsored)
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MGTOW.TV: https://www.mgtow.tv/watch/sex-toy-review-xspacecup-xs9-sucking-thrusting-heated-gamer-handjob-robot-sponsored\_9jqgINVrVjGyyCq.html
Bitchute: https://www.bitchute.com/video/VFyxPa8tYuo
LBRY (Odysee): https://open.lbry.com/@TurdFlingingMonkey:1/sex-toy-review-xspacecup-xs9-sucking:a
PeerTube: website down
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2024-09-09 09:10:55 UTC

This is a very clever animated series that flips the "diversity" narrative on its head by showing white people taking over the native American's land using Leftist tactics.
https://goyimtv.com/v/1136730988/COMO-OS-BRANCOS-CONQUISTARAM-A-AM%C3%89RICA-PARTE-1

2024-06-25 04:56:06 UTC

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Hourly reminder:
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