EVAN KALOUDIS

Eleutheromaniacal key puncher. Founder, ZEUS

Public Key

npub19kv88vjm7tw6v9qksn2y6h4hdt6e79nh3zjcud36k9n3lmlwsleqwte2qd

NIP-05 Address

Profile Code

nprofile1qqszmxrnkfdl9hdxzstgf4zdt6mk4avlzemc3fvwxcatzeclalhg0uspp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpz3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezummcw3ezuer9wcq3camnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3wvf5hgcm0d9hx2u3wwdhkx6tpdsqjyamnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3dwejhy6txd9jkgtnhv4kxcmmjv3jhytnwv46qf2qkmr

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nos.lol

nostr.oxtr.dev

nostr.bitcoiner.social

nostr-verified.wellorder.net

Author Public Key

npub19kv88vjm7tw6v9qksn2y6h4hdt6e79nh3zjcud36k9n3lmlwsleqwte2qd

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Last Notes

2026-04-02 14:22:05 UTC

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yes

2026-04-02 14:15:29 UTC

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This one is faster and more lightweight

2026-04-02 13:25:20 UTC

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My favorite wizard after Gandalf

2026-04-02 13:16:40 UTC

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@npub1u8l…turz love you, bud

2026-04-02 13:15:43 UTC

Disappointed no one has commented on my icons
#nevent1q…qfja

2026-04-02 08:44:02 UTC

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Absolutely not

2026-04-02 03:11:33 UTC

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thanks m8

2026-04-02 03:07:56 UTC

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There will hopefully be one more in the next month or so too!

2026-04-02 02:49:06 UTC

Stacking Lightning wallets
https://image.nostr.build/31b442067ed55f921118db845a048e75fcc89a79715061e16a4ee010183606bc.jpg

2026-04-02 02:25:31 UTC

Just look at the state of the world. The proliferation of money that governments cannot control has never been more important.

2026-04-02 02:21:13 UTC

If not us, then who?
#note1t3f…9m8w

2026-04-01 23:20:16 UTC

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You're welcome. Anytime.

2026-04-01 22:26:13 UTC

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Are you using a remote node?

2026-04-01 21:43:53 UTC

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https://docs.zeusln.app/for-users/embedded-node/faq/#im-having-issues-broadcasting-on-chain-transactions-they-are-either-disappearing-from-my-wallet-or-not-showing-up-on-a-block-explorer

2026-04-01 20:32:33 UTC

I believe @npub1xnf…lpr5 is the first wallet leveraging BDK, LDK, and CDK all together.

2026-04-01 19:50:36 UTC

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Shoot me a DM or email support. We'll help you troubleshoot,

2026-04-01 03:40:46 UTC

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Awesome. Wishing you the best of luck. We're looking at switching over to Arti later this year.

2026-04-01 01:06:24 UTC

If it doesn't scare you, you're not dreaming big enough.

2026-03-31 14:39:14 UTC

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Much. Both in the UI and in the node in the phone performance.

2026-03-31 14:37:28 UTC

All the navigation under the hood is now using native code instead of JS, so things feel much quicker. Framerate is crazy.
#note1lk2…cmvr

2026-03-31 14:35:39 UTC

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If you have to ask...

2026-03-31 14:08:45 UTC

ZEUS v0.13 insights from an early tester.
Open testing soon.
#note15nd…zlnm

2026-03-31 13:57:08 UTC

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Corrections:
- LDK has MPP on by default
- LDK supports blinded paths through BOLT 12
- LDK will get full Taproot channels but they are not enabled yet
- In v0.13 you can restore LND with channels in-tact (either save the db locally, or use our backups server)

2026-03-30 01:03:21 UTC

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Noa Gruman is an anagram of A Groan Man

2026-03-30 00:27:12 UTC

Sad news.
#note1qlu…mjtw

2026-03-30 00:05:35 UTC

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Any insights you can share?

2026-03-29 23:41:23 UTC

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Clever but risks the merchant turning it off entirely. We need to employee the reverses boiling frog tactic to further freedom imo

2026-03-29 23:40:30 UTC

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I think that's a winning move. I know @npub1spy…5j7y agrees

2026-03-29 23:28:42 UTC

Potentially huge day for Bitcoin adoption in the US tomorrow with Square auto-enabling Lightning for millions of merchants.
What are your expectations?

2026-03-29 23:24:55 UTC

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the good ones have had this for ages now!

2026-03-28 23:18:10 UTC

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lol ok dude. wishing you the best of luck in your endeavors.

2026-03-28 23:06:39 UTC

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They’re different security layers entirely, first off.
But biometrics are stupid for these kinds of situations because authorities can more easily get the secret from you. Face is worse than fingerprint.
Both much worse than a pin or password.

2026-03-28 20:50:06 UTC

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Your security secret is your face, which is literally attached to you everywhere you go?
I don't think you've thought this one through.

2026-03-28 03:29:07 UTC

Nostr makes Bitcoin wallets better
https://github.com/ZeusLN/zeus/pull/3879

2026-03-28 03:05:51 UTC

Game consoles are getting price hikes 6 years after launch.

2026-03-28 02:24:49 UTC

nobody's bigger than the program.
'til you're bigger than the program.

2026-03-27 21:29:59 UTC

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100%

2026-03-27 17:09:05 UTC

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Cheers Anita! Hoping to get you new builds for feedback soon

2026-03-27 13:50:05 UTC

We just crossed 10k commits on @npub1xnf…lpr5 !
https://github.com/ZeusLN/zeus

2026-03-27 03:23:50 UTC

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I gotchu, baby
@note1ygnfpeht6922jsfhvmemxdrm4pnmlyas5q70ucyvhgmcds6hew0sgm0ts0

2026-03-27 03:22:21 UTC

The fastest way to get your Bitcoin node synced is with snapshots using Assume UTXO.
I'm a big fan of the snapshot site run by jaonoctus: https://bitcoin-snapshots.jaonoctus.dev/

2026-03-27 03:19:26 UTC

Running a Bitcoin node has never been easier.

2026-03-27 03:07:17 UTC

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they got a visit from that longevity freak and decided to shut the border

2026-03-27 02:33:15 UTC

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This guy will gladly KYC to continue making posts like this on that hellsite.

2026-03-26 16:08:21 UTC

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AT&T?

2026-03-26 15:53:01 UTC

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Nice. We'll try to make ZEUS compatible soon.

2026-03-26 14:22:18 UTC

We are about one month out from ZEUS v0.13 landing on app stores. It's our biggest release yet by a large margin.
Hoping to open up testing very soon.

2026-03-26 14:17:22 UTC

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mixing sats and the B symbol
ooooh boy

2026-03-26 14:14:57 UTC

It's been the best Maxi Madness yet. Thank you, Nostr.
#note1qqq…tqm7

2026-03-26 14:13:48 UTC

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I approve

2026-03-26 03:39:28 UTC

Trust your gut.

2026-03-26 01:16:22 UTC

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No worries

2026-03-25 23:40:21 UTC

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All our systems are live. Maybe you got rate limited, if using a VPN. I would try with a different network connection if possible

2026-03-25 19:14:45 UTC

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It’s used to prevent cheating during fee disputes
https://bitcoin.design/guide/how-it-works/liquidity/#channel-reserve

2026-03-25 18:57:32 UTC

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30 sats are spendable on Lightning right now. You’d get the full balance minus onchain fees if you closed the channels.
I know this UX really sucks but it’s an unfortunate constraint of Lightning right now. Thankfully this should get fixed with ephemeral anchors somewhat soon.

2026-03-25 18:41:33 UTC

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Might not have filled your local reserve yet. It is listed on the single channel view. Need to hold that amount in the channel before being able to send

2026-03-25 14:57:27 UTC

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Man City profile pic makes this oh so much funnier

2026-03-25 13:54:11 UTC

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If your phone and network connection are fast enough, yes.

2026-03-25 13:10:18 UTC

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Please document it and either send it over to the support email listed in the app, or file an issue on GitHub, please.
Thank you.

2026-03-25 04:18:58 UTC

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Never used it

2026-03-25 00:19:34 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/f80ea1864e86bcec95231f4b414123c56055394ddd9edc4ed2571a1547524fb3.jpg
#nevent1q…5fx9

2026-03-24 22:47:01 UTC

ZEUS v0.13 is going to be FAST. Just shaved 67% off start-up time with the new node in the phone.
Your wallet starts up, gets synced, and is ready to use in under 3 seconds - a huge improvement over the last release.

2026-03-24 18:04:35 UTC

But who will run the mints?
Evidently, these guys: https://image.nostr.build/2e25cbdaf2b25c3272d5e0163fd8480a8b85cf5f227f7965d7af36686d41c594.jpg

2026-03-24 01:20:22 UTC

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My client doesn't support them yet XD

2026-03-24 00:24:18 UTC

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Nice try, but you have to pick one of the options above

2026-03-24 00:02:06 UTC

Would you rather have your own government spying on you through your router or have a foreign government spying on you through your router?
For me the choice is clear.

2026-03-23 23:58:17 UTC

I think it would be very nice if we got both Splicing and Payjoins in @npub1xnf…lpr5 in 2026.

2026-03-23 20:09:30 UTC

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That’s pretty good, imo

2026-03-22 23:14:33 UTC

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Glad to hear you had some success! The new local wallet in ZEUS v0.13 should be more lightweight, so keep your eyes peeled for that.

2026-03-22 22:43:22 UTC

You can run @npub1xnf…lpr5 on Apple silicon Macs.
Few.
#nevent1q…vnwm

2026-03-22 21:05:26 UTC

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Awesome

2026-03-22 20:59:19 UTC

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You guys have no idea how good it feels to draft a note on here and hit send without reviewing it on this workstation

2026-03-22 20:56:41 UTC

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You can write code so fast on this thing.

2026-03-22 20:55:42 UTC

A lot of people have been asking about my desk setup. Here it is:
https://image.nostr.build/3026e7914207100a9388c49c6122fc9787bd04656c91c67437ff9d0112b34b2a.jpg

2026-03-22 20:44:55 UTC

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Yes, make sure you’re on a local wallet and go to settings

2026-03-22 01:26:44 UTC

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ELECTION INTERFERENCE

2026-03-22 00:07:21 UTC

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Thanks Frank!

2026-03-21 23:34:08 UTC

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I think it’s pretty simple: 1) apply the same review and QA standards to everyone regardless of contribution status on the project. 2) don’t let newfound productivity/output gains take precedence over the standards in #1
Easier said than done. Most CTOs are navigating this right now. Thankfully our CEO and CTO are the same person.

2026-03-21 23:25:12 UTC

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Minibits, Coinos, solid branding. Antifiat mogs everyone though

2026-03-21 23:03:46 UTC

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There’s no hard limit. Though I expect some rails to be hit if you go too crazy with it. Seeing best results w 3-4 at a time. Note not all mints support it

2026-03-21 22:57:16 UTC

It’s sorta nuts that this works so well.
https://video.nostr.build/53aafdb71ec15f513a57bfc1bb011bc85a0ca973daccb762f4b0561010b7af1b.mp4
#nevent1q…pdlq

2026-03-21 22:53:19 UTC

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You think AI is just used for writing lines of code?
You think we don’t review, test, assess everything it outputs?

2026-03-21 13:49:04 UTC

multi-nutting today 🥜

2026-03-20 17:38:02 UTC

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Greenman vs Orangeman

2026-03-20 15:50:07 UTC

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Please

2026-03-20 15:15:12 UTC

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Perhaps the toughest first round matchup

2026-03-20 15:14:15 UTC

I got TWO nodes, one for the plug and one for the load.
#nevent1q…pjdg

2026-03-20 14:09:31 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/8bf50979d4f2c9b7eaffde5b6967ccae2e3194d62f3469db400c21e2b516e8d5.jpg

2026-03-20 13:48:12 UTC

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Blossom is for publicly sharing fwiu. Nostr VPN enables privately sharing content.

2026-03-20 13:26:59 UTC

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Whodafok is fiatjef?

2026-03-20 13:24:32 UTC

Who is gonna write the first guide on how to use Nostr VPN to share your media library with your friends and family?

2026-03-20 12:15:06 UTC

Every day we find new ways that Nostr can turbocharge our Bitcoin wallets…
#nevent1q…4rxq

2026-03-20 12:13:51 UTC

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This is awesome. I’m sure @npub1xnf…lpr5 users will get a ton of value out of this.

2026-03-19 15:28:09 UTC

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"I was gonna back up my nsec, but then I got high."

2026-03-18 20:05:24 UTC

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LFG. Wishing you guys best of luck for the upcoming rollout at the end of the month.

2026-03-18 00:17:32 UTC

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bro...
Satlantis

2026-03-17 22:18:40 UTC

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1 if you have to pick between the two, but I would try to do a hybrid where big accounts have full archives and the rest is ~3 mo

2026-03-17 17:26:41 UTC

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Truly appreciate the kind words. And it's about to get even better.

2026-03-17 17:23:34 UTC

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thanks!

2026-03-17 17:23:29 UTC

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thank you