Fesshole 🧻 on Nostr: When me and an ex broke up I had to move out. Before leaving, my last job was ...
When me and an ex broke up I had to move out. Before leaving, my last job was removing a singular battery out of EVERY remote I could find. Why only 1 battery? I didn't want him to notice the weight difference if I removed all batteries. Longer confusion time.
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