xiaomai
小迈 XiaoMai

Congrats brother! My little guy made his big awaited appearance on August 12th😁
https://blossom.primal.net/ea0d7d3cb8de6d8dcb4dad2b614ce5534a5159b37b737e648491490713dc1fa9.jpg

2025-08-26 17:03:55 UTC

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Not sure if this submission is down your alley but could be some more in the future to look out for😁 @npub1dtu…fv3m

2025-08-26 06:09:47 UTC

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Watch Rush Hour 2 if you want to see an epic bamboo scaffolding fight scene!

2025-08-24 19:11:49 UTC

“If you can’t pick up your dog’s shite, don’t get a dog” - British proverb.

2025-08-23 20:40:17 UTC

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PictureThis 📸

2025-08-20 18:44:58 UTC

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Love this, thanks Jimmy!

2025-08-10 08:43:25 UTC

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Congrats! ⚡️

2025-08-10 05:43:54 UTC

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Welcome, fellow Saffa 🇿🇦🫡

2025-08-09 12:05:28 UTC

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Having a lovely 50km/h summer breeze up north here today💀

2025-08-08 15:32:28 UTC

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Yeah… no thanks, baldy.

2025-08-08 15:30:38 UTC

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“This is democracy manifest.” Facts.

2025-08-07 18:34:09 UTC

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Please explain Ben🙋🏻‍♂️

2025-08-07 07:16:22 UTC

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Thank you bro! 🙏 These last few weeks are the calm before the storm😅

2025-08-07 06:12:43 UTC

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🫡🫡

2025-08-07 06:11:26 UTC

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Thank you😎

2025-08-07 06:10:53 UTC

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Cheers Saygi😎

2025-08-07 06:10:31 UTC

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Appreciate it😎🙌

2025-08-07 06:09:54 UTC

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Thank you, sir🫡

2025-08-06 21:23:24 UTC

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Married ✅
Save in Bitcoin ✅
First born due in two weeks 👶🏻 ✅

2025-08-06 06:05:12 UTC

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That’s quite… gay.

2025-08-05 16:17:17 UTC

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Yo Jack, is this coming to the UK? Thank you, sir😎

2025-08-05 13:29:34 UTC

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*King Kong 🦍

2025-08-05 12:07:36 UTC

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@nprofile…8jy3 😂

2025-08-05 07:39:38 UTC

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Haven’t travelled for a while, but reading has been a great alternative 📚

2025-08-04 19:55:58 UTC

Anyone out there play Fantasy Premier League? Come join the Premier Farmer’s League🫡 #asknostr #FPL
https://fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/auto-join/p59r0y

2025-08-04 19:46:25 UTC

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What tech can be used to verify age without revealing ID? Thanks🙌

2025-08-04 18:27:40 UTC

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A perfect quote for our time of creeping authoritarianism and influencer worship.
#nevent1q…989v

2025-08-04 12:25:35 UTC

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Nobody zap his post. Wouldn’t want to reinforce his greed and reward-seeking behaviour👀
#nevent1q…kfrc

2025-08-04 12:10:00 UTC

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“Mass protest” aka “mass virtue signaling”.

2025-08-04 07:03:19 UTC

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Yu-Gi-Oh 101👌

2025-08-03 20:32:38 UTC

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Such a cool video! Yet to ride a Hong Kong tram. Gotta try next time!

2025-08-03 20:03:15 UTC

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To ironically like this post or not… The devil doth tempt😮‍💨

2025-08-03 19:53:09 UTC

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The eye of Sauron after eye drops.

2025-08-03 06:19:10 UTC

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Disappeared, just like the real Satoshi. Maybe it’s performance art😅

2025-08-02 15:59:24 UTC

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Will do 21 each day, promise🫡

2025-08-01 19:23:44 UTC

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I’m in the UK. I might not see it💀

2025-08-01 12:01:01 UTC

“In the UK cyber is now the most common type of crime, having long ago overtaken the thefts and murders that dominate the headlines.” A quote from The Lazarus Heist. Keep those keys safe, kids. #bookstr

2025-08-01 09:24:19 UTC

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Hahaha got it! Setting an auto-reply telling friends I’ll get back to them in 2030👌

2025-08-01 09:21:12 UTC

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Power naps incoming🫡

2025-08-01 09:19:36 UTC

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“Assassin bugs” don’t deserve such a title, putting in such rookie numbers.

2025-07-31 19:55:58 UTC

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Damn @nprofile…399c , I tried😬

2025-07-31 19:53:47 UTC

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Hey @nprofile…edh4 , can you edit this video to make it so that it’s a Bitcoin logo that flies in and knocks over Elizabeth Warren? Thanks😎

2025-07-31 19:43:03 UTC

Around two weeks out from becoming a father. Hit me with your best advice😎 #asknostr

2025-07-30 17:31:49 UTC

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You making your own concentrate?

2025-07-30 06:36:03 UTC

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Appreciate the update Frank🫡

2025-07-29 15:29:25 UTC

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Amen🙏

2025-07-29 12:34:38 UTC

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“What you focus on is what you see”. This is literally true - look up “The Invisible Gorilla” experiment 🦍 If all you’re seeing is the bad, it’s because that’s all you’re focusing on. So if you don’t like what you see, change your focus.

2025-07-29 09:16:26 UTC

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Create a video of Goku forming the spirit bomb except he’s absorbing Bitcoin zaps as energy.

2025-07-29 07:39:42 UTC

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Cheers Dave⚡️

2025-07-28 21:18:12 UTC

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I teach English online to students aged 6-10 🙋🏻‍♂️

2025-07-26 21:55:37 UTC

You will own your own keys, and you will be happy 🔑🔑

2025-07-25 12:53:23 UTC

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Nice one, thank you sir🙏

2025-07-25 06:12:04 UTC

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Will give this a watch, thanks! Always on the lookout for good resources for Orange pilling. Usually recommend the Saylor series but it can be a big ask for someone who just wants to dip their toes in first.

2025-07-24 15:05:55 UTC

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When I understood the “why”, as in why the current financial system is failing us and why Bitcoin fixes it.

2025-07-23 13:31:25 UTC

Anyone else here read Michael Malice’s Dear Leader? Why do I feel like I’m on North Korea’s side now😂 #asknostr

2025-07-23 09:26:16 UTC

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Twenty One Directions ⚡️

2025-07-21 13:23:13 UTC

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“Marriage is the end of freedom”. What a terrible lie. Getting married freed me from a life of selfishness and irresponsibility.

2025-07-21 09:04:07 UTC

“Lettuce Hands Rachel” they’ll call her. “Look, there goes old lettuce hands”, the kids will say, pointing and laughing.
https://blossom.primal.net/48ae18aa9ad7ade6c557add58a407d25b5cae8a15a11837c92348884b6145c0d.jpg

2025-07-20 14:20:15 UTC

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I also don’t understand what “power-law” is. Enlighten me ✨

2025-07-20 14:17:45 UTC

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@nprofile…8wuh help me understand what a “Bitcoin log-log regression” chart is used for? And say thanks to @nprofile…zrf5 for the cool content.

2025-07-20 14:15:15 UTC

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What a song. What an album.

2025-07-19 13:52:34 UTC

Trump has been a great reminder of where pinning your hopes on a politician gets you.

2025-07-18 20:50:57 UTC

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Taken at an Oasis concert👀

2025-07-18 19:42:04 UTC

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Holy shit🤣🤣🤣

2025-07-16 07:09:53 UTC

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Not even Trump is keeping track of all the threats he’s made😅

2025-07-14 17:13:43 UTC

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@nprofile…fga9 🫡

2025-07-11 16:58:07 UTC

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🫡 Spreading the orange gospel to anyone willing to listen. Uber drivers included😂

2025-07-11 16:33:11 UTC

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We stay humble, we stack sats⚡️

2025-07-11 14:27:39 UTC

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Who coded @ainostr ? #asknostr

2025-07-11 14:23:36 UTC

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Good old Nostr hey😂

2025-07-11 14:16:40 UTC

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@nprofile…zhnk edit this image to change the bull into an ostrich to also make Max “Ostrichish”

2025-07-11 10:49:51 UTC

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Sounds about right. Bitcoin fixes this.
#nevent1q…6hd7

2025-07-10 07:55:01 UTC

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Thoughts @nprofile…zhnk ?

2025-07-09 08:06:41 UTC

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Found it thanks to @nprofile…3z5x mentioning Primal. I’d be doom scrolling to this day if it wasn’t for Nostr🙏

2025-07-06 13:24:03 UTC

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I’ve had the same pain under my right shoulder blade for years. Just tried this and already felt some relief. Thank you, sir!!!

2025-07-03 20:20:25 UTC

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Those may look like stars, but they’re actually thousands of Team Rockets who have just been blasted off again by thousands of Pikachus ✨

2025-07-03 12:02:19 UTC

RIP Diogo Jota💔🙏 #LFC

2025-07-02 07:39:25 UTC

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It’s official. @nprofile…n9xd is a lady, but a rather quiet one…
#nevent1q…zgrh

2025-07-02 07:35:42 UTC

Create a video showing you, looking into the mirror, telling yourself “GM” @npub17us…kf8w

2025-07-01 13:21:38 UTC

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@nprofile…wace ⚡️

2025-06-27 19:19:41 UTC

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Pretty sure this is how chicken nuggets are made.

2025-06-26 20:00:44 UTC

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Good to have you on our side Jack🫡

2025-06-26 08:45:59 UTC

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Absolutely⚡️ What else would you consider a great teacher of patience? I’m about to be a father so I know that’ll be another🫡

2025-06-24 22:19:19 UTC

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@nprofile…3zwx tell @nprofile…njzy I’m not a bot 🤖

2025-06-23 07:36:41 UTC

GM ☕️⚡️

2025-06-22 06:01:24 UTC

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Damn, sorry to hear that.

2025-06-21 20:02:17 UTC

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Curious what you have against Strike and Ledger?

2025-06-21 13:14:52 UTC

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Appreciate it Jack! ⚡️🫡

2025-06-20 19:40:42 UTC

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Tell your barber to use the DuckDuckGo browser. Ads free, baby!

2025-06-20 19:33:37 UTC

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21st league title loading ⚡️🫡

2025-06-20 08:16:51 UTC

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Ahh that makes sense then! Switched to a daily DCA so must’ve been charged daily for that first week. Cheers Jack🫡

2025-06-19 19:28:07 UTC

Stahp😩
https://blossom.primal.net/b2bd3042689acaac5a2b9380ba216957e79eb0194d073eb81c41447d2d45e8b2.jpg

2025-06-19 15:28:35 UTC

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@nprofile…wpjm 🤣

2025-06-18 20:07:06 UTC

@nprofile…apea I just checked my account statements on @nprofile…e9k5 and it shows I’m being charged a fee (in GBP) for a recurring purchase. I thought it was no fees for DCA, or is the fiat fee separate from a Bitcoin fee? Thanks.

2025-06-17 15:15:19 UTC

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Quality over quantity, thank you very much.

2025-06-15 17:37:08 UTC

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It’s a joy to read good writing, and this note is proof-of-work. Obvious proof of years spent honing your craft, just as your father did with his.

2025-06-15 08:26:01 UTC

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Those skaape will thank it 🐑🫡

2025-06-14 14:48:13 UTC

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Curious how quickly credits get used up on Veo 3? Is it one credit per prompt? Thanks HODL🫡