lnp2pBot

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npub1lnp2p0v0tqpldhvtyqdpmkm85jmwy6phrlnn202p62mxsjhh5c0q5lyurp

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Last Notes

2026-02-26 16:39:15 UTC

🔄 How does @lnp2pBot escrow work?
1️⃣ Seller creates a hold invoice with their sats
2️⃣ Buyer confirms and sends fiat payment
3️⃣ Seller confirms fiat received
4️⃣ Sats are released to the buyer
Problems? → /dispute and an admin mediates.
Simple, secure, non-custodial 🔐

2026-02-24 21:27:31 UTC

🚀 lnp2pBot v0.15.0 is here!
⚡ Release confirmation (no more accidental fund releases)
🌐 Per-community language support
📝 Command logging for auditing
🏥 24/7 health monitoring: https://health.lnp2pbot.com
🧪 More test coverage
Changelog: https://github.com/lnp2pBot/bot/releases/tag/v0.15.0

2026-02-24 21:25:39 UTC

🏥 You can now check @lnp2pBot's health status in real time!
24/7 monitoring: heartbeats, Lightning node, database and more.
👉 https://health.lnp2pbot.com

2026-02-24 16:05:39 UTC

📊 @lnp2pBot in numbers:
🤖 Launched: August 18, 2021
👥 30,000+ total users
📈 ~1,200 monthly active users
🌍 30+ currencies supported
⚡ Thousands of completed trades
🔓 0 funds in custody
4+ years facilitating P2P Bitcoin trades ⚡

2026-02-18 15:07:22 UTC

⚡ Buy Bitcoin in 3 steps with @lnp2pBot:
1️⃣ Open the bot → https://t.me/lnp2pbot
2️⃣ Pick an offer or create yours with /buy
3️⃣ Send fiat payment, receive sats in your wallet
No signup. No KYC. No custody.
Lightning fast as it should be 🚀

2026-02-17 15:27:49 UTC

📲 First time using @lnp2pBot?
1. Open @lnp2pBot on Telegram
2. Type /start
3. Browse offers with /listorders
4. Pick one and follow the instructions
In 5 minutes you'll have sats in your wallet ⚡
Full guide: https://lnp2pbot.com

2026-02-16 15:03:22 UTC

🤔 What happens if something goes wrong in a P2P trade?
With @lnp2pBot you have the /dispute command. A human admin reviews the case and mediates between parties.
No bureaucracy, no tickets, no waiting days. Fair and direct resolution.
More info: https://lnp2pbot.com

2026-02-15 15:14:38 UTC

🗣️ The @lnp2pBot community isn't just a bot — it's a network of real people.
Trusted sellers, frequent buyers, admins who resolve disputes. All without companies in the middle.
Join your local community: /findcomms on @lnp2pBot

2026-02-14 16:13:28 UTC

🤖🧡🧌 The family grows. @lnp2pBot on Telegram ⚡ — fast, simple, battle-tested by thousands. @MostroP2P on Nostr 🟣 — decentralized, censorship-resistant, the evolution of P2P. Two tools, one mission: financial sovereignty without middlemen. Have you tried both?

2026-02-13 16:13:49 UTC

We all know who the real catch is.
Trade Bitcoin P2P with no KYC on @lnp2pBot ⚡
https://blossom.primal.net/a27809047de7346e403e25c7809a63180c9968f5b769136cf96e721037894920.jpg

2026-02-13 16:13:37 UTC

We all know who the real catch is.
Trade Bitcoin P2P with no KYC on @lnp2pBot ⚡
https://blossom.primal.net/a27809047de7346e403e25c7809a63180c9968f5b769136cf96e721037894920.jpg

2026-02-11 00:20:10 UTC

💡 Did you know you can find P2P communities in your local currency? Use /findcomms followed by your currency code: /findcomms USD, /findcomms EUR, /findcomms BRL. Connect with bitcoiners near you ⚡ More info: https://lnp2pbot.com

2026-02-10 13:11:32 UTC

Buying Bitcoin:
🏦 Bank: "Please provide ID, proof of address, selfie, blood type, and wait 5 business days"
🤖 @lnp2pBot: "How many sats?"
Choose wisely! ⚡
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2025-09-30 23:29:29 UTC

Suggest a feature or improvement — the project is open source and the community helps shape it. https://lnp2pbot.com/learn/contribute.html

2025-09-29 21:55:47 UTC

Share a short positive experience with 🤖 @lnp2pBot 👇 help others trust and trade. https://lnp2pbot.com/learn/trust.htm

2025-09-29 02:09:58 UTC

Banks vs Lightning: speed, privacy, no permission. Try P2P with 🤖 @lnp2pBot. https://lnp2pbot.com/learn/what-is-lnp2pbot.html

2025-09-27 23:19:45 UTC

Found an issue? Report it — contributions make the bot stronger. Guide: https://lnp2pbot.com/learn/contribute.html

2025-09-26 22:14:23 UTC

Bitcoin + Lightning = permissionless money. 🤖 @lnp2pBot helps you trade P2P, without KYC.

2025-09-25 22:30:23 UTC

Troubleshooting tip: if something fails, check connection, confirm invoices, cancel or open /dispute <order id>.
More: https://lnp2pbot.com/learn/common-problems-and-solutions.html

2025-09-24 21:48:10 UTC

Privacy matters. 🤖 No KYC; follow safety steps (check connection, verify invoice image, prefer irreversible fiat). https://lnp2pbot.com/learn/safe-trades-on-lnp2pbot.html

2025-09-23 21:14:19 UTC

🌍 Join a community in 🤖 @lnp2pBot.
Use: /findcomms <fiat code> (e.g. /findcomms USD)
P2P works better together ⚡
More info: https://lnp2pbot.com/learn/how-do-i-make-offers-in-a-community.html

2025-09-23 00:24:34 UTC

Trust matters. 🤖 Reputation + community tools make trades safer. Share a trust story. https://lnp2pbot.com/learn/trust.html
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2025-09-23 00:21:33 UTC

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OMG! It's comming 🧌🤖🧡
#nevent1q…zs7s

2025-09-21 23:48:49 UTC

🔐 P2P freedom needs protection.
In 🤖 lnp2pBot:
-Check your connection
-If selling, verify the invoice image
-Trust reputation
-Cancel if unsure
Habits that keep your sats safe ⚡

2025-09-20 22:16:11 UTC

👑 Benevolent Dictator = trusted mediator.
In P2P, fairness matters. Communities choose who to follow, and if trust is lost, they move on.
That’s freedom at work ⚡
Info: https://lnp2pbot.com/learn/benevolent-dictator.html

2025-09-18 21:02:44 UTC

Options = sovereignty. Bot & Mostro together mean freedom.
https://blossom.primal.net/89101efa243001f701af9103ad5b8570976cd1665ba0ff2f3b94f3fdf9ecf177.png

2025-09-15 23:19:32 UTC

Fastest trade challenge ⏱️⚡. How quick was yours?

2025-09-14 20:34:06 UTC

Trades expire if not completed. Security first, sovereignty always ⚡.

2025-09-12 21:45:32 UTC

Borders don’t matter. P2P lives on Telegram 🤖 & Nostr 🧟‍♂️.

2025-09-12 21:43:09 UTC

Lightning invoices = instant tickets for sats ⚡
In every P2P trade: create one if you buy, pay one if you sell.

2025-09-11 21:05:26 UTC

Custody = control. Bot & Mostro are P2P with real sovereignty.

2025-09-11 21:01:42 UTC

Mostros 🧟‍♂️ are rising. Not users, not clients — but sovereign peers. Together, we are rewriting how Bitcoin trades happen. Join the creature. #MostroP2P

2025-09-10 21:46:53 UTC

🤖➕🧟‍♂️=🧡 P2P freedom. Bot lives on Telegram, Mostro lives on Nostr. Coming soon!
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2025-09-09 23:10:31 UTC

KYC face 😖 vs P2P face ⚡🙂. Freedom is obvious 🤖
https://blossom.primal.net/9da2bd6e121268516246a9d7e84393e258382749bc839eeecb37ee0c8ecdf23f.png

2025-09-08 21:25:52 UTC

Lightning = Bitcoin at light speed.
Private, borderless, human-to-human.
That’s P2P freedom.

2025-09-07 20:39:40 UTC

4 years ago, El Salvador adopted #Bitcoin as legal tender — the first country in the world to do so.
Now, with tools like LNP2PBot, anyone can trade Bitcoin peer-to-peer, instantly, and without KYC.
⚡ Bitcoin is global. The question is: which country will be next?

2025-09-06 21:06:32 UTC

Global by design 🌍
94+ fiat currencies, 8 languages, one P2P bot.
Freedom speaks every language.
https://blossom.primal.net/6d0159d315480c26f476089592e3a0ae5df371fe266320ae272fce80023a7462.png

2025-09-05 17:47:03 UTC

Lightning invoices = instant tickets for sats ⚡
In every P2P trade: create one if you buy, pay one if you sell.

2025-09-04 13:16:10 UTC

Bitcoin was born P2P.
Lightning + LNP2PBot keep it alive: instant, private, human-to-human.
https://blossom.primal.net/460ba2871ad56bca30c0a8759fd8761fd0032fed3027081e572b75aa8084d06c.png

2025-09-03 21:42:36 UTC

Safety first 🛡️
Connection check = proof that liquidity is ready before you trade.
It’s your lock against failed deals.

2025-09-03 02:52:55 UTC

Quick tip ⚡
/ buy → order sats
/ sell → offer sats
/ release → free funds
/ cancel → cancel deal
That’s all you need for P2P freedom.

2025-09-01 22:04:18 UTC

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Ey!! Pss... MOSTRO COMING SOON 🧟
#nevent1q…arfh

2025-09-01 22:03:40 UTC

Non-custodial = real sovereignty.
With LNP2PBot 🤖 you always hold your keys until the trade is settled.
Pure #Bitcoin spirit: freedom and control.

2025-08-31 23:04:57 UTC

No response? No problem.
Bot auto-cancels after timeout = safer trades.

2025-08-31 15:03:44 UTC

That face when you send sats without banks.
https://blossom.primal.net/44490d13adeeb76f0c7e00d515eda6f5a3d23116759c95bbd10ada34d0833576.png

2025-08-29 14:39:20 UTC

Poll: Buy, sell, remittances, or just testing Lightning?

2025-08-28 13:04:38 UTC

Small mistakes → big issues.
Check invoices, confirm test, don’t cancel early.

2025-08-27 20:16:05 UTC

Sovereignty > convenience.
Control means responsibility, but also freedom.
https://blossom.primal.net/d259f13b929068778abcd681cdcacc320a3f49a7355fc51a6f0d961093dfe211.png

2025-08-27 12:53:28 UTC

Connection test = peace of mind.
Always check before trading sats.

2025-08-25 20:11:36 UTC

Sad bus guy: doesn’t know LNP2PBot.
Happy bus guy: trades P2P on Lightning ⚡
https://blossom.primal.net/c0f840eb4c0ecd1f03d5c277affbaecb42348c74e71ac947b6ee0048cd82ea11.png

2025-08-24 22:01:44 UTC

Fastest trade challenge ⚡
How quick was your LNP2PBot 🤖 swap?

2025-08-24 14:44:59 UTC

Multi-hop = decentralized routing.
Your sats find the way, no single point of control.

2025-08-22 20:30:32 UTC

No banks. No KYC. Just fast money across borders.
That’s Bitcoin + Lightning.

2025-08-21 20:55:03 UTC

First Lightning trade stories ⚡
How fast was it?

2025-08-20 21:37:31 UTC

Your visual lock: random image = extra safety.
Every trade on LNP2PBot 🤖 is protected.

2025-08-19 23:59:31 UTC

22,000+ users already rely on LNP2PBot. 🤖
Trust + privacy + Lightning speed ⚡
https://blossom.primal.net/b43aef127952a31a7d54aa92ec835d8392b4c57717603577db0695e192c28d29.png

2025-08-18 20:57:39 UTC

In a #P2P exchange, you don’t give away your data or your keys. It’s person to person, direct, private, and without intermediaries. That’s how @Lnp2pBot 🤖 works with #Lightning ⚡ and no KYC.

2025-08-18 20:57:19 UTC

Financial sovereignty means no banks, no permissions, no intermediaries.
Tools like @Lnp2pBot help make that real.
Use Bitcoin your way.

2025-08-15 23:32:46 UTC

Why use @Lnp2pBot?
– No KYC
– Non-custodial
– Works on Telegram
– Powered by Lightning
That’s Bitcoin as it should be.

2025-08-14 22:05:09 UTC

What’s the smallest thing you’ve ever paid for with Lightning?
Coffee, a tip, maybe a meme?
Micropayments matter.

2025-08-13 21:07:11 UTC

“Not your keys, not your coins” isn’t a slogan — it’s a reminder.
Use tools that don’t hold your sats.
Trade P2P with @Lnp2pBot.
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2025-08-12 21:51:56 UTC

Jim figured it out.
You can buy and sell Bitcoin without registering, showing an ID, or taking a selfie.
Just Telegram + Lightning.
https://blossom.primal.net/b8c79a6c93096e396cfb78b8e5345e02feb55a2cb93ab7137b16881b47f846da.png

2025-08-11 21:25:46 UTC

Want to use @Lnp2pBot? You’ll need a Lightning wallet.
These ones work great: Phoenix, Breez, Muun, Blixt.
Pick one and start trading freely.

2025-08-10 19:37:27 UTC

In the fiat world, you need permission for everything. In Bitcoin, you don’t. Lnp2pBot lets you trade BTC P2P, no banks, no gatekeepers, no KYC. This is the tool we were waiting for. Use it.
https://blossom.primal.net/f90a4706e18b3b90f45eb815de2808a790620d7b1ecf6c674cba179f342983cc.png

2025-08-09 22:52:11 UTC

Lightning makes more sense when you see it in action. Sharing this great video from the community that shows how it really works. Big respect to those who build and educate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R2ifNCdLjI&list=PLgs4vD0lyczegmNQCk5iYvIJTs5jBVZEG&index=3

2025-08-08 19:47:35 UTC

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Hey Cuba!! 🇨🇺⚡

2025-08-08 19:46:56 UTC

“Satoshi would be proud of this bot.
It's a brilliant innovation for privacy.”
Lnp2pBot is helping Bitcoin stay true to its roots:
P2P, non-custodial, no KYC, via Lightning.
If you're still trusting exchanges, you're doing it wrong.
https://blossom.primal.net/3ea24497112eab9e2026f6e6d9c4ed0e4a031bb0ae40e5ab2997c5adb682f63c.png

2025-08-07 22:09:51 UTC

Lightning is not just about speed. It’s about privacy. It’s about censorship resistance. It’s about self-sovereignty. Lnp2pBot gives you true P2P over Lightning, no KYC. That’s Bitcoin, uncensored.
https://blossom.primal.net/116d37aa24e3e9ab0523c280da8b426930ad1bbbb390defeafef5e99b85b2f87.png

2025-08-06 22:26:40 UTC

8 years ago, the Lightning Network whitepaper was released. Today, it's not just theory. With tools like Lnp2pBot, we trade Bitcoin instantly, privately, without asking permission. That’s the future Satoshi wanted.

2025-08-05 20:00:13 UTC

Where are you using Lnp2pBot from? We’ve seen users in Argentina, Nigeria, Mexico, Spain… Bitcoin is global. P2P has no borders.

2025-08-05 00:01:28 UTC

Signing up with your ID and a selfie to buy $20 of BTC? That’s not Bitcoin. Try Lnp2pBot. Telegram + Lightning + privacy. KYC kills freedom. P2P keeps it alive.
https://blossom.primal.net/8c9ebbbbeedbdac7a682612e16ba2004b2beb573dc20a227d05af178bc4a1d01.png

2025-08-03 21:46:37 UTC

⚙️ How to trade BTC without KYC — fast and simple:
1. Start the bot in Telegram: /start
2. Post your buy/sell offer: /buy or /sell, follow the steps
3. Offers are listed in @p2plightning (if selling, your offer goes there)
4. If you're selling: the bot will ask you to pay a Lightning invoice
If you're buying: you create a Lightning invoice to receive sats and send it to the bot
5. To release funds: /release — to cancel: /cancel
6. Double-check the random security image before confirming — it matters
Full guide here: https://lnp2pbot.com/aprende
Trade privately. Trade fast. Trade peer-to-peer.
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2025-08-02 22:41:46 UTC

Bitcoin is freedom.
With Lnp2pBot, you can trade P2P directly via Telegram using Lightning. No KYC. No custodian. Just Bitcoin, as it was meant to be. If you're still using exchanges, you're missing the point.
https://blossom.primal.net/36e94dc823ce8e3c0bba7f18dac4394a1e403c44b2550b2dfde0838fbfd44f60.png

2024-07-03 20:02:45 UTC

Beep Bob 🤖