LAUREN

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Human Rights should never be rescinded and every human being should have bodily autonomy. 
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The World is a Vampire

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Pronouns: She / Her / Woohoo

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2024-09-01 04:22:29 CEST

OK, this will be the last toot from my original account. It has been an interesting 2 1/2 years on here. I am grateful for the existence of mastodon.social and Eugen for having developed it. See you all over yonder 👉 @npub1797…5qu8

2024-08-29 03:16:05 CEST

Great Meatballs of Fire
#SummerCampASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

2024-08-29 03:14:40 CEST

Wet Hot American Pie Summer
#SummerCampASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

2024-08-29 03:00:37 CEST

Blue Kumbayou
#SummerCampASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

2024-08-26 04:17:47 CEST

All That Jasmine
#BloomScrollAMovie
#HashtagGames

2024-08-26 03:46:13 CEST

Edelweiss Guys
#BloomScrollAMovie
#HashTagGames

2024-08-26 03:34:26 CEST

Clash of the Amorphophallus Titanums
#BloomscrollAMovie
#HashtagGames

2024-08-25 03:00:34 CEST

Thank God Only Knows
#MakeAClassicSongGrateful
#HashTagGames

2024-08-24 04:10:05 CEST

The hashtag game tonight is fun for the whole fediverse.
#SongOrPoemAboutNerds

2024-08-24 03:45:16 CEST

Brass in Pocket Protector
#SongOrPoemAboutNerds
#HashtagGames

2024-08-24 02:49:14 CEST

A lot going on in the MAGA camp
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/014/246/863/347/139/original/75ba25753f23c33c.jpeg

2024-08-24 02:35:42 CEST

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https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/113/014/193/605/072/071/original/7f0b8fe135604639.jpeg

2024-08-24 02:32:07 CEST

I got sucked into the trump propaganda. Time for a reset and a ton of sage for my TL.

2024-08-24 02:24:27 CEST

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Also, would these be classified docs he still has in his possession or something RFK jr told him he has? Why is this even being covered?

2024-08-24 02:22:10 CEST

WTF? Is this his platform? I can see why RFK, Jr jumped on that endorsement now.
Trump vows to release docs on JFK assassination https://www.axios.com/2024/08/24/trump-rfk-jfk-commission-assassination-attempts

2024-08-24 00:29:21 CEST

The trolls are out in force today. Something hit a nerve. 🤔

2024-08-23 06:00:55 CEST

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This is 8 years later, he has declined mentally, and his inner circle is different. He's the same ugly narcissist but at some point his backers are going to take the wheel.

2024-08-23 05:46:39 CEST

Anyone think donny is still showing up for a debate?

2024-08-23 05:17:43 CEST

*stares at msm* I dare the media to end themselves with their bad takes.

2024-08-23 05:07:55 CEST

Trump thinks he might lose in November, but he actually lost tonight.
#DNC #HarrisWalz2024

2024-08-23 04:59:51 CEST

Simply put they are out of their minds!
We trust women!
#DNC #HarrisWalz2024

2024-08-23 04:33:22 CEST

Let's Go!! ❤️🤍💙
#HarrisForPresident #HarrisWalz2024

2024-08-23 03:59:28 CEST

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I want one

2024-08-23 03:26:58 CEST

BTW, FUCK ALEX JONES

2024-08-22 22:18:41 CEST

Was at the dog park early this morning and spoke to 3 republicans (not MAGA) who are not only watching the DNC but have decided to vote for Harris.
Trump is going to lose big.
#DNC #HarrisWalz2024

2024-08-22 06:09:15 CEST

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Need to hydrate after all the onion cutting

2024-08-22 05:57:17 CEST

Walz accepts Democratic VP nomination: "We're not going back" https://www.axios.com/2024/08/22/tim-walz-dnc-2024-harris

2024-08-22 05:52:51 CEST

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He's busy. Maybe I can help.

2024-08-22 03:17:58 CEST

Every speaker has been engaging and near flawless. Hakeem is bringing it!
#DNC #HarrisWalz2024

2024-08-22 02:50:21 CEST

Olivia doing the intro for Stevie Wonder is peak good feels.
#DNC #HarrisWalz2024

2024-08-21 21:41:29 CEST

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Do tell. Watching his crowd size has become a spectator sport.

2024-08-21 18:41:55 CEST

N.J. congressman who was fierce critic of Trump dies - nj.com https://www.nj.com/politics/2024/08/nj-congressman-who-was-fierce-critic-of-trump-dies.html

2024-08-21 18:32:17 CEST

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Haven't seen it. Don't intend to. However, Claudia has been promoting the hell out of live coverage of the DNC with both her father and mother present to give their hot takes. The fact that her dad enables this toxic triangle to reconstruct itself repeatedly is enough to understand they are all fucked up.

2024-08-21 09:02:38 CEST

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Right after he throws down with Michelle Obama

2024-08-21 06:09:10 CEST

Michelle Obama jabs Trump on "Black jobs" https://www.axios.com/2024/08/21/dnc-michelle-obama-speech-trump-harris

2024-08-20 07:28:05 CEST

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🙄

2024-08-20 06:59:36 CEST

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Not sure complete live coverage was a thing before 8 years ago.

2024-08-20 04:52:05 CEST

Warnock looks fantastic!🔥
#DNC

2024-08-20 04:49:21 CEST

If you are liking a simple women' rights hashtag but not boosting it, I have to wonder why?!
#WomensRights

2024-08-20 04:45:24 CEST

These women are so courageous.
#DNC

2024-08-20 04:39:45 CEST

#WomensRights
#HarrisWalz2024

2024-08-20 04:27:23 CEST

"And, BTW,JD Vance, do you understand why there was a sudden job opening for running mate on the GOP ticket?? They tried to kill your predecessor."
- Jamie Raskin
#DNC #HarrisWalz2024

2024-08-19 23:06:31 CEST

People walked out of the trump rally in Wilkes-Barre, PA at the one hour mark lending credence to the completely legitimate theory that they were paid by the hour.
#HarrisWalz2024 (Crowd)Size matters

2024-08-19 21:29:25 CEST

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Then say that.

2024-08-19 21:19:28 CEST

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Or we could not elect her and it will be a shitstorm the likes of which the world has never seen

2024-08-19 03:06:54 CEST

I Come From a Lands End Down Under
#MailOrderCatalogASong
#HashTagGames

2024-08-18 21:43:35 CEST

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You should have called it "The DLC"

2024-08-18 21:42:42 CEST

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Not Cyber Ring?????

2024-08-18 03:55:04 CEST

Horses are not given names unless they run in the Daytona 500 Derby.
#HorseWithNoName
#BadAISongExplanations #HashtagGames

2024-08-18 03:48:34 CEST

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Thank you. Trying to store it up for the heat that's coming.

2024-08-18 03:40:05 CEST

At this moment it is 72°F (22.22°C) with a balmy breeze. Perfect weather.

2024-08-18 03:16:41 CEST

Grok: It's about successful Space X launches
Afternoon Delight
#BadAISongExplanations
#HashTagGames

2024-08-18 03:06:13 CEST

International takeout in your area.
"Everybody Wang Chung tonight"
#BadAISongExplanations
#HashTagGames

2024-08-17 04:34:30 CEST

Language will improve on this timeline as morale gets boosted.

2024-08-16 02:53:57 CEST

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I don't see it as this at all. Her ads are not right leaning content wise. This is an effective strategy to combat the stupid BS that Fox spews.

2024-08-16 02:39:26 CEST

Harris campaign targets surprise group of voters: Fox News viewers https://www.axios.com/2024/08/16/kamala-harris-fox-news-ads

2024-08-15 02:59:02 CEST

Ask ChatGPT for ingredient list
#RuinARecipe
#HashtagGames

2024-08-14 03:04:44 CEST

My name is Mario. My brother's name is Luigi. How are we the Mario Bros?
#VideoGameCharacterComplaints
#HashTagGames

2024-08-13 22:25:06 CEST

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I don't think it's going to be 12-18 months. Way sooner.

2024-08-13 22:17:08 CEST

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https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/956/553/776/175/868/original/234148760506b318.png

2024-08-13 20:02:16 CEST

This is so good.
Repost for #AltText
OP: @npub1k52…fwhz
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2024-08-13 08:10:25 CEST

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He backed RFK, Jr before Trump.

2024-08-13 06:31:41 CEST

My conspiracy theory is that Trump was having trouble with his dentures prior to the start and elon bought him some time...with a DDS attack...you know...Dentist???
A horrible joke that I am going to keep on life support tonight.

2024-08-13 05:43:47 CEST

You know it's bad when the teeth are trying to escape

2024-08-13 05:29:19 CEST

With each passing day the republicans, billionaires, dictators, and oligarchs are facing a more difficult choice: Replace Vance or replace trump.

2024-08-13 05:08:04 CEST

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that's exactly what it sounded like 😂

2024-08-13 04:55:54 CEST

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side note: when I went over to twitter to join I had to unblock trump and musk. 90 seconds after I unblocked him I was suddenly notified that I was now following trump. Curious to find out if that happened to anybody else.

2024-08-13 04:52:41 CEST

People, this wasn't a DDOS attack. It was a DDS crash. 🦷

2024-08-13 04:41:47 CEST

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https://mastodon.social/@newsopinionsandviews/112952383363172413

2024-08-13 04:37:00 CEST

I knew they were going to make each other look cripplingly stupid doing this, but it has greatly exceeded my expectations.

2024-08-13 04:21:52 CEST

OMG, Trump is so cringe as he just wanders aimlessly off topic. Elon looks like a bad used car salesman training a worse used underwear salesman.
I am very happy right now.

2024-08-13 04:10:02 CEST

This whole thing sounds like musk trying to keep granpappy on topic. Lol

2024-08-13 03:48:28 CEST

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Trump just murdered Tesla

2024-08-13 01:51:24 CEST

No one mentioned the special edition of Monsterdon airing over on Twitter in 10 minutes.

2024-08-13 00:38:01 CEST

Apparently left leaning twitterites are going to have a blackout where they won't tweet for the whole entire hour that musk interviews trump.
Oh and there're reminders not to follow trump sprinkled in.
👁️👁️

2024-08-12 23:05:07 CEST

Every piece of media coverage about trump should begin in the same way:
Republican presidential candidate and convicted felon, Donald J Trump...

2024-08-12 20:54:39 CEST

CHECK YOUR VOTER REGISTRATION TODAY.
DO IT FREQUENTLY IF YOU ARE IN A RED STATE.
THEY ARE PURGING VOTERS!
#HARRIS2024 #HARRISWALZ2024

2024-08-11 06:33:21 CEST

Me
Reposted with alt text
OP: @npub1k6g…f60q
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2024-08-11 05:48:20 CEST

If I could be any fictional character it would be Pippi Longstocking

2024-08-11 04:54:24 CEST

TFW every AI scraper is learning that JD Vance is a couchfucker
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

2024-08-11 03:40:32 CEST

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Why do you think so many of them are trying to reduce us all to legal property?!

2024-08-11 03:15:39 CEST

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Enjoy your dinner 🙂

2024-08-11 00:26:17 CEST

Of course.
Trump Campaign Says It Was Hacked - WSJ https://www.wsj.com/politics/national-security/trump-campaign-says-it-was-hacked-a3912e91

2024-08-10 05:33:37 CEST

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He's over. The couchfvcker and Harris/Walz combo are his undoing.

2024-08-09 05:07:54 CEST

When he gets that feeling he needs sextional healing.

2024-08-09 01:31:31 CEST

Does anyone know of a running list of corporations who are no longer advertising on Twitter?

2024-08-09 00:58:27 CEST

So Elon won the battle against the advertisers. They folded like a cheap suit, canceled their boycott, and dissolved the accountability arm of their alliance.
This is what happens when we allow monsters to rule the world.

2024-08-08 23:10:24 CEST

Pay attention.
Former Trump official Hogan Gidley to consult for Speaker Mike Johnson https://www.axios.com/2024/08/08/hogan-gidley-mike-johnson-trump

2024-08-08 21:49:48 CEST

This headline is insufficient and doesn't convey the harsh reality that almost nothing has changed.
10 years mark Michael Brown killing with mixed changes https://www.axios.com/2024/08/08/michael-brown-ferguson-police-shootings-10-years

2024-08-08 21:31:22 CEST

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You know better 🤣 They need to pump him full of adderall 24/7 at this point in order for him to "function".

2024-08-08 21:29:03 CEST

I wouldn't bet $2 on this happening.
Trump backs down after bailing on debating Harris https://www.axios.com/2024/08/08/trump-presidential-debate-dates-harris

2024-08-08 21:19:52 CEST

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Thank you for your sacrifice. I have been engaged in an audio boycott (debates excepted) for awhile now. I can just tolerate reading it.

2024-08-08 21:12:13 CEST

Interior designers are now referring to a double loveseat layout as a Power Vance.

2024-08-08 10:40:30 CEST

Lots of quiet conversations going on in all corners of the fediverse. It is 1:38 am for me and this is comforting in a way that only the late late night or early early morning can be after a day filled with high level frenetic energy. I like it.

2024-08-08 05:59:36 CEST

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Do you think it is mastodon.social? Dan and I noticed that other media is getting much more compressed this week. It feels like something is going on with .social that wasn't before.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/924/398/460/852/064/original/58301527438994ce.jpeg

2024-08-08 05:39:05 CEST

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Thanks! 😃

2024-08-08 05:24:00 CEST

Can someone please tell me why some YouTube posts have previews and others have generic drivel about the joys of sharing YouTube?
* I have received an answer from @npub1uqr…96c0
See below if you have the same question!

2024-08-08 02:51:56 CEST

🔥 I just decided this is the unofficial emoji of the #HarrisWalz campaign.

2024-08-08 01:34:25 CEST

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They need the zionists to escort in the rapture so the means to the different ends align for a time.

2024-08-08 00:10:13 CEST

Call your rep and ask what the plan is when the inevitable second coup attempt happens after the election. What is the plan? How do they intend to prevent it? How will they deal with those who participate?
There must be a contingency in place because MAGA has basically promised us they will not accept the results if trump is not the winner.