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Tips for #mentalhealth
-Eat a high fiber diet
-Go on stupid walks way too early
-Avoid commercial news sources
-Instance block Kolektiva
-Delete instagram if you haven’t yet

2026-08-14 20:21:51 UTC

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well it is a country that enjoys killing killers, and brian oversaw the deaths of thousands for profit

2026-08-08 11:05:41 UTC

Congratulations to Vlad the Putin for singlehandedly causing Germany to now have double the defense budget as France, which comes with no bad vibes at all

2026-08-01 14:10:51 UTC

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creepiness aside, that sounds insufferable. Like something an alien robot would like

2026-08-01 12:15:49 UTC

What can our almost 200 year old democratic institution do to adapt to the far right and help them to hunt and destroy the undesirables?

2026-07-31 11:04:56 UTC

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You have two orange cats, right? Are they derpy like people say orange cats are?

2026-07-30 13:10:07 UTC

Offering POTUS a gift
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2026-07-27 13:07:51 UTC

”I’m too pretty to ____”
Choose your own adventure

2026-07-27 10:28:09 UTC

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When something similar happened in South Korea they considered the death penalty for the insurgent

2026-07-24 21:05:09 UTC

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Might be a bother to relocate to a dead planet like Mars

2026-07-24 20:58:54 UTC

The global human population consumes approximately 4.4 trillion liters (or about 4.4 cubic kilometers) of pure oxygen per day, based on an average consumption of 550 liters of oxygen per resting individual and an estimated total population of 8 billion people.

2026-07-21 14:13:23 UTC

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Do you even understand Cannibal Corpse lyrics?

2026-07-21 14:12:41 UTC

Yelling at toddlers in band tees for being posers

2026-07-21 10:59:38 UTC

I want a partner like you, but not you

2026-07-20 21:08:47 UTC

Peer reviews are shit. Why would I want to be reviewed by an idiot?

2026-07-19 22:08:49 UTC

President Trump asks infantino to find two more goals for his friend Milei

2026-07-16 19:42:32 UTC

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They can’t play as a team
politically either

2026-07-08 22:46:04 UTC

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Twelve angry dresses

2026-07-03 19:35:55 UTC

Right now Australia (125) is playing Egypt (5200) and the age difference seems unfair

2026-06-28 20:03:19 UTC

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2026-06-23 12:38:52 UTC

Who’s a bored kitteh in need of head scritches

2026-06-23 09:08:53 UTC

My cat was more concerned with my welfare than my family 🐾

2026-06-23 09:05:41 UTC

Iran will pay for the repairs of the Lincoln puddle

2026-06-16 14:59:36 UTC

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2026-06-15 20:54:44 UTC

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my ignorant ass says the kinetic energy comes from its movement regardless of how it moves

2026-06-11 09:50:34 UTC

Sverigedemokraternas logotyp förbjuds på allmän plats. ”Det är en symbol för auktoritär kontroll och för kvinnors underordning, helt enkelt”

2026-06-10 18:47:04 UTC

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there’s a sci fi miniseries where that phrase is associated with blowing up london

2026-06-05 06:40:49 UTC

Princess Leia has skin like porcelain and hair like a continental breakfast

2026-06-04 14:11:03 UTC

How old are you in American years?
Multiply your international standard age (eg 30) with 9/5 and add 32.
30*9/5+32=86 years old

2026-06-02 17:15:57 UTC

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BRRRRRAWWWWW when it kills you

2026-06-01 12:51:05 UTC

Imagine forcing age verification on mastodon, so underaged people don’t get exposed to trains, linux and the existence of homosexuality

2026-06-01 12:33:35 UTC

Try the Atom heart mother suite with a cocktail on a warm afternoon

2026-05-30 12:15:50 UTC

Are you going to plague markets fair
Horse-dewormer, whale carcass and lard
Remember me when I’m doing pushups
And my excuse for a human voice

2026-05-28 17:51:52 UTC

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clean the transport buffer of nazis

2026-05-27 07:45:50 UTC

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but anyway, i don’t collect bibliographies, but it coincided with the civil war in yugoslavia and military factions financed their genocidal activities with smuggling cigarettes (at first) to Sweden. But at least we were being moral about smoking

2026-05-27 07:28:24 UTC

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morality laws in nannystate projects will always be backed with endless arguments and invariably chernobylize in its own face

2026-05-27 07:18:08 UTC

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like with alcohol during the prohibition in the US

2026-05-27 07:17:35 UTC

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They will still get it and there will be providers

2026-05-27 07:04:42 UTC

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In Sweden, when tobacco was restricted by way of taxation in the 90s, the consequence was that new fsctions of organized crime established itself and infiltrated the country in a way that we are still reeling from 30 years later

2026-05-27 06:55:36 UTC

In the UK, the nannystate will make it impossible for people born from 2009 to buy tobacco legally. Ever.
What could possibly go wrong?

2026-05-23 19:52:23 UTC

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creaky

2026-05-19 16:22:07 UTC

Whine whine whine complain gripe

2026-05-14 20:25:28 UTC

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i’ll feel so much better about the world if/when zuck and his minions go to prison

2026-05-12 22:53:48 UTC

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they have a brother?

2026-05-12 08:36:41 UTC

Millennials killed the 1900s

2026-05-06 19:34:38 UTC

What song has the feeliest feels?
#poll #music

2026-04-28 02:04:40 UTC

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during the great depression i believe they used sugar and citric acid for lemonade

2026-04-27 20:58:46 UTC

What will you have gone to hell for if your punishment is being locked in a sauna on fire with lars ulrich?

2026-04-21 16:55:28 UTC

Just say no to publications that threaten you
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2026-04-21 16:35:50 UTC

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it was surprisingly good

2026-04-21 16:31:34 UTC

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i baked yesterday. Pan pizza to a cabbage and bean soup

2026-04-21 15:57:03 UTC

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so you know who to make baguettes?

2026-04-20 09:47:08 UTC

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2026-04-18 17:51:47 UTC

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and a graphical desktop environment

2026-04-18 13:23:39 UTC

Apparently US hotels are not seeing a world cup bump in bookings… at all. Omg i can’t believe internationals are avoiding the fifa ticket prices in a xenophobic police state!

2026-04-18 00:26:28 UTC

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what if your fursona is a human?

2026-04-18 00:18:02 UTC

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monKey cat

2026-04-18 00:16:05 UTC

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even if a 6ft money cat might be disturbing

2026-04-18 00:15:35 UTC

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i wish i could loaf like a cat

2026-04-17 13:05:00 UTC

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maybe dance and sing about it?

2026-04-17 12:24:01 UTC

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definitely not. I also had class mates ”tattooing ” themselves with the graphite from pencils

2026-04-17 12:08:17 UTC

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good wholesome times

2026-04-16 08:30:01 UTC

Do you read ikea instructions?

2026-04-15 21:42:50 UTC

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FIST MY BUMP 👎🏼

2026-04-12 14:13:54 UTC

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almost 40 years

2026-04-09 13:56:11 UTC

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they would all have been killed in the nuclear war had kennedy ordered an air strike instead of a blockade like the military wanted

2026-04-09 13:52:59 UTC

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well he did kind of save the world in 1962

2026-04-09 13:11:14 UTC

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bob mcnamara seems to have been a cunt, but he wasn’t dumb by any measure

2026-04-08 13:00:54 UTC

Mastodon is like Bob’s Burgers. Funny. Warm. Neurodivergent. In a feud with the school counselor.

2026-04-07 14:58:42 UTC

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what would it take to make you stop your boss?

2026-04-07 14:11:56 UTC

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why, yes?

2026-04-06 21:50:48 UTC

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i meant spinal, but potato potato

2026-04-06 21:48:55 UTC

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getting cerebral injuries would be a small price for the fourth massage that day

2026-04-06 21:31:05 UTC

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is he wearing his sidecouch?

2026-04-06 19:33:29 UTC

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avoiding open conflicts with nero might make the repairs easier later?

2026-04-04 22:55:48 UTC

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theocratic hellscape with a beat

2026-04-01 14:05:26 UTC

”Invest in bitcoin”
-Sun Tzu

2026-03-22 20:07:41 UTC

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For your eyes only (1981)… i think everyone from the writers to the editors and composers were on cocaine based on the choices made.

2026-03-22 19:53:02 UTC

The Bondmovies hit Netflix in march. They’re going away in april. But there are less than 30 of them

2026-03-18 20:59:05 UTC

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Romeo and Titanic

2026-03-17 16:14:22 UTC

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it’s a bit sus to need to know who instead of relating to the message

2026-03-17 14:45:59 UTC

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So, I was arrested for moleststion when I pinched her. Now accepting donations for bail

2026-03-13 17:54:59 UTC

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That was definitely the issue at hand

2026-03-13 17:36:34 UTC

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i think it’s the prideful ignorance that’s the issue, not being unaware in itself

2026-03-13 14:20:29 UTC

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This is from seeing a top youtube comment mocking the fact that radiowaves are light, and telling a probable physicist, engineer or teacher to go back to school

2026-03-13 14:14:14 UTC

What if really dumb and functionally ignorant people had their own internet, sort of like a kids table at a birthday party?

2026-03-09 18:24:00 UTC

-My boss is very open minded to gender and never questioned that I wanted to identify as a woman. He just started paying me 70% of my previous salary.

2026-03-03 12:34:36 UTC

Israel hacked surveillance cameras to track Khamenei everywhere for two years before they killed him instead of waiting for a few more months
Enjoy your Amazon Ring camera

2026-02-27 15:34:49 UTC

I just saw a mink rush a rat (that was larger than it) from behind and kill it

2026-02-21 22:42:07 UTC

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also, bessent is a lunatic

2026-02-14 19:37:13 UTC

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ja så fungerar det där

2026-02-13 19:00:50 UTC

Kinderegg surprise xenomorph

2026-02-08 14:01:27 UTC

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[x] my navel

2026-02-05 13:29:30 UTC

State of the union with President Trump in 2035
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