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Ooh, that looks very nice. They solved that issue with accidentally breaking your own thumb by holding it wrong by raising those rods that the surgical rubber tube things attach to. Nevermind how I learned that. It was embarassing ... for whoever it hypothetically happened to.

2026-08-20 00:16:44 CEST

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Unless TV detectives get the case. ENHANCE!

2026-08-20 00:14:39 CEST

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But overkill is BEST kill!
That said, plain old birdshot would probably obliterate the thing and not harm the neighbors. Much.

2026-08-20 00:06:35 CEST

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niggers and crackheads randomly set off explosives for no apparent reason all the time. Nobody would even notice.

2026-08-20 00:05:05 CEST

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Yes. But .50 BMG is moar betterer.

2026-08-19 22:04:58 CEST

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https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/4b/35/7e/4b357eceb5147c6f529e28f0c4cc47aba04cf090dd2ea403117eae3c121d65ef.mp4

2026-08-19 19:52:30 CEST

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https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/4f/01/30/4f0130d30d8cfe5cd3d7aac6cc24bdb9380bf27fd971b35cf4eb81a3f8befd22.png

2026-08-19 11:12:08 CEST

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May your umbrella survive this doomsday rain event!

2026-08-19 11:10:11 CEST

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They're so honest and dependable, I am sure you must be super worried. Rip in peace!

2026-08-19 10:52:41 CEST

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My mother never murdered me or my brothers, and we went out of our way to try to make her want to from time to time!

2026-08-19 06:43:22 CEST

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Yeah, but not in this one!
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/f1/02/ff/f102ffb5e1ddb00589a6295e14822f04cbbc3ce3ebc4b48a40812959de5b2ca6.webp

2026-08-18 23:01:24 CEST

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https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/c5/94/ab/c594ab4fec07496c0f9b9f13a60c9f0a5a857950557f9d86dead86aad1d1d66f.jpg

2026-08-17 11:05:42 CEST

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Oh, right. Cripples can park anywhere they please. My bad.

2026-08-17 10:58:15 CEST

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Dude, you can't park there.

2026-08-16 23:35:18 CEST

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They want to make sure that water levels get so critically catastrophic that they get to declare martial law on the entirety of the western region of the country [for starters] and kick off happy fun gulag times. We need this in order to motivate the idiotic masses to like the idea of Hitler 2.0 American-style. I hope some of us survive.

2026-08-16 01:14:01 CEST

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https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/a8/97/26/a89726a5778818c6c20bcbf4da990d072a91128b37991fc0c72b599798f44ca2.mp4

2026-08-16 00:35:53 CEST

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That's a pretty excellent looking kitty.

2026-08-15 23:28:22 CEST

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https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/18/4e/67/184e67dd9627d596e9e807d7ba4f2591664e45d41fcc21c343737a06072b2f39.jpg

2026-08-15 23:19:34 CEST

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What a dashing lad!

2026-08-15 00:21:20 CEST

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Nothing is real in clown-world timeline. I'm not even real.

2026-08-14 23:51:51 CEST

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probly just forgot to shave.

2026-08-14 04:55:07 CEST

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I kinda remember that. It was that and the weird poke mon thing that kids like for some reason. I hear they're maybe actually cool, but, yeah.

2026-08-13 21:55:56 CEST

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so lincoln wasn't all bad...

2026-08-12 22:06:19 CEST

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Yes.
Yes, of course I am.
I mean duh, in addition to hello.

2026-08-12 22:03:00 CEST

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Wait, she funded White supremacist groups?
I take back the mean things I said about her. She is clearly secretly based.

2026-08-09 09:09:36 CEST

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Stupid midget thing. Maybe stick a milk crate under it.

2026-08-09 09:05:07 CEST

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Maybe you can give it some stilts or something.

2026-08-09 06:56:46 CEST

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Pull yourself up by your cardboard straps!

2026-08-07 18:25:03 CEST

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what a delightful vacation

2026-08-06 06:13:42 CEST

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You're fired.

2026-08-06 01:07:49 CEST

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LOL! DMV workers attempting to be helpful. LMAO even!

2026-08-05 20:37:31 CEST

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twatter is as gay as it ever was. It just pretends not to be sometimes.

2026-08-04 02:56:42 CEST

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...and I ask myself, what would Hitler do?

2026-08-04 02:09:43 CEST

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I'm not a nigger. Of COURSE I'm returning it.

2026-08-03 22:53:30 CEST

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Correct answer = 431

2026-08-01 20:45:41 CEST

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I wonder where this guys fits into this.
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/bc/8b/8b/bc8b8b78abc34842954d3ce62b6e7f7ebc29ffda4239f1218354e177b1225b23.jpg

2026-08-01 02:36:49 CEST

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https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/e6/65/5e/e6655ea7c24846dc25ed5197f622bb2517cc5dbf60b558f2b73971215db52d93.jpeg

2026-08-01 02:25:09 CEST

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https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/9b/fd/c4/9bfdc4c867cb00982b07d5b6cc1a082b2bd1a048028191174909ad32ad528114.jpg

2026-07-31 03:02:17 CEST

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IZ U!

2026-07-31 03:01:30 CEST

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My bad. I take it back.

2026-07-31 02:58:51 CEST

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No swastika sox? JEW!

2026-07-31 02:54:10 CEST

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Captain America socks don't fit?
JEWS!

2026-07-31 02:49:26 CEST

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Lol grover sock; IF THE SOCK DON'T FIT YOU MUST ACQUIT!
RIP to the poor child you stole it off of.

2026-07-31 02:47:10 CEST

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Hendrix smelz like Jonny's feet!

2026-07-31 02:45:02 CEST

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Stop stinking up the thread with your socks!!

2026-07-31 02:42:13 CEST

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OOGABOOGA!
I would have worn these back in the day. And found a tie to match.

2026-07-31 02:36:51 CEST

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Fuck, no way man. They smell like your socks!

2026-07-31 02:34:37 CEST

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Wait, no. Maybe @npub1ukl…wvw6 !!

2026-07-30 02:04:59 CEST

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Awesome cutting edge WW1 era tech!

2026-07-30 01:52:27 CEST

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I'll dress appropriately.
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/6a/80/c1/6a80c1e3b569bcdbf7800721eea8f3bfefe8bb70033de9e9488c0c8d399aed13.jpg

2026-07-30 01:48:10 CEST

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Fuck, I kinda need some of those. Maybe I can wrap them in tin foil.

2026-07-30 01:47:18 CEST

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the grinder will have a battery. Because expecting to plug it in right at the mast in the park is a bit too cheeky.

2026-07-30 01:45:49 CEST

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and "forget" the phone at home. And wear groucho marx glasses.

2026-07-30 01:42:11 CEST

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This seems obvious, but it doesn't hurt to point it out just in case.

2026-07-30 01:28:16 CEST

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Hmm, this is good advice. I found three of these things nearby.

2026-07-30 01:22:04 CEST

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https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/d6/86/9b/d6869b807d7f32472300e39dd66a89cf7bf64fe9a0ec6ff121951b4a3439d7c4.jpg

2026-07-30 00:58:50 CEST

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My brother loved the snorks because he was a dorks

2026-07-30 00:55:51 CEST

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And calling them mid is generally kind of a compliment.

2026-07-29 23:25:50 CEST

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Or this one. Wait, maybe that was earlier..
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/0f/d3/82/0fd382f9627eb6baf0541ebdc566e9442a3161a6f72430ae3c9208a9eb71f425.jpg

2026-07-29 23:19:52 CEST

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The only cartoons I watched in the 90s was Animaniacs. But probably; everything was getting pretty NIGGERS at that point...

2026-07-29 23:18:07 CEST

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ELECTRONIGGER!

2026-07-28 21:29:16 CEST

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Man, Idaho looks pretty cool.

2026-07-28 19:43:44 CEST

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This is excellent. I need several portable reactors!

2026-07-27 01:00:10 CEST

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Omgwtf based california!!

2026-07-26 23:27:04 CEST

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GOD DAMNED SUB-PAR NURSES!
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/fc/0f/d3/fc0fd36db491c7291ee2ca5153854524771e91c139ecbe19fd6fc10e9d1b903f.mp4

2026-07-26 19:30:24 CEST

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HE WAS JUST HAVING A MENTAL HEALTH EPISODE!
THESE MURDEROUS PIGS!

2026-07-25 07:08:38 CEST

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Gross. But a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

2026-07-25 06:55:32 CEST

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You're certainly better than me at fucking jew moms.

2026-07-25 06:53:13 CEST

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Seems a bit shallow and puerile, but I ain't judging. Having a TV is gay.

2026-07-25 06:46:05 CEST

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Lying is very jewish.

2026-07-25 06:42:34 CEST

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I have respect for your honesty.

2026-07-21 07:20:26 CEST

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Jonny life goals. Who are we to judge?

2026-07-21 07:03:16 CEST

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That sucks. 1946 Piper J3C-65 Cub
But at least nobody was toi hurt.

2026-07-20 07:53:50 CEST

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Yeah. Me too.

2026-07-20 03:52:16 CEST

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While this kind of defeats the purpose of PBR in my opinion, I still want to try it.

2026-07-20 02:33:50 CEST

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It is so nice to find common ground we can agree on!

2026-07-19 19:04:51 CEST

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Sending this to lady_nougat [she is blonde, of course].

2026-07-19 18:58:42 CEST

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https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/2c/2d/6e/2c2d6e0f6f2553b374aafe14b8a88ce5a2668f2acd81528dd4b38b9c2a75b7b8.jpg

2026-07-19 18:40:04 CEST

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https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/57/61/0e/57610e65a0e4ac59a56ff9c704ecf649b10918650af32b2b847db58e6ebf4e05.jpeg

2026-07-18 19:11:46 CEST

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Yeah, ditto here. Hence why I never returned to facebook. At least they told my what my transgression was: I said "tranny" a couple years prior at some point one time.

2026-07-18 19:08:39 CEST

okay, fuck that site, then.
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/a5/25/fe/a525fe84136714d45fa2ad726d9af0666c0b4e5435a6fa0eac56358d098cf8c7.png

2026-07-16 23:47:01 CEST

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZuHAsf6qO0

2026-07-16 23:33:07 CEST

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Eleven nine

2026-07-16 07:20:51 CEST

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Oh neat, now he wants to start a war with china also. Okay, well that's a thing. With all our military busy with external wars it will be perfect time to boogaloo back home.

2026-07-16 05:34:09 CEST

I need to go buy a bunch of those letter stickers...
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/9f/29/65/9f29654a1184f61a264c0c1023dfce21fe30587fc372989ecf0f313045d2181a.jpeg

2026-07-14 23:41:46 CEST

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I like natural flavor with other natural flavor.
https://cdn.nicecrew.digital/29/eb/93/29eb9379067b0be8ebb81f0059ea1f7cf3b02fb3bb3be860b339afefb3042549.jpg

2026-07-08 02:31:25 CEST

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She was a true hero and her deeds must be remembered in song and tale!

2026-05-09 09:32:37 CEST

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SPOILERS, MAN!
Yeah, I obviously need to watch.

2026-05-09 08:58:10 CEST

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Sounds amazing.
Dragon ball still seems like that kid show that my little brother liked for no apparent reason... I should probably catch up and watch it someday and quit being some old grouch. But just drinking alone on a boat and dropping dead seems more likely.

2026-05-09 08:54:10 CEST

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She sounds hawt.
May you thoroughly enjoy the rewatches together!