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Happy April, fools. Gm https://npub15c3rmcmcafw645z4w7u8e8q8akjpk9cmqfr95mnyl86r2m6xqfdsluh6re.blossom.band/1347b3e23166491e4981541226815812d9bf99b70aa4a9c6cef4b0a7ea1eed2d.jpg

2026-03-31 17:51:12 UTC

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Lets call it morning waterboarding

2026-03-31 17:36:54 UTC

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2026-03-31 14:16:41 UTC

Gm https://npub15c3rmcmcafw645z4w7u8e8q8akjpk9cmqfr95mnyl86r2m6xqfdsluh6re.blossom.band/281ad68d910d4fc3fb986cfaa6ef5704263d3b7dbb34b7d82bcbafc3c9ef334c.jpg

2026-03-30 22:33:28 UTC

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Haha a duller realm for the dim witted perhaps. This duller dimension you speak of is called inner peace and it is aligned with the heaven you wish to visit.

2026-03-30 18:23:21 UTC

Not happening is true happening, accomplishes without a plan. Since nostr is not afraid of dying, there is nothing it can't achieve.

2026-03-30 18:21:31 UTC

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Not knowing is true knowledge

2026-03-30 12:55:18 UTC

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2026-03-30 12:49:39 UTC

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I would spill so much coffee and cereal on this computer

2026-03-28 01:55:55 UTC

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2026-03-28 01:18:46 UTC

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Payment was

2026-03-27 23:03:30 UTC

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Must have had their fingers crossed behind their back

2026-03-27 20:04:26 UTC

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Girls at the pool

2026-03-27 19:39:06 UTC

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16 hours of numbing pain is just super easy and not work, you're right.

2026-03-27 17:03:19 UTC

Freedom isnt free but it is on sale.

2026-03-27 12:43:37 UTC

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2026-03-26 23:28:39 UTC

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The sun comes into my windows and tells me to pull my pants down, it wants to see my balls.

2026-03-26 21:13:34 UTC

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2026-03-26 19:18:06 UTC

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The present past and future

2026-03-26 17:56:32 UTC

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Still looks like eating hairy balls

2026-03-26 17:42:17 UTC

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Whoever named a bird a fruit should not have a science license

2026-03-26 15:10:33 UTC

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The revolution will be memes

2026-03-26 15:07:28 UTC

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Blame the groundhog

2026-03-26 15:06:17 UTC

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Doesn't that just seem like your eating a hairy ball?

2026-03-26 14:57:22 UTC

I just financed a pair of jeans on Amazon, welcome to the future.

2026-03-26 12:04:38 UTC

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Mike Jones

2026-03-26 00:42:21 UTC

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2026-03-26 00:01:31 UTC

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Gold to bitcoin, ain't nobody gay enough to sell bitcoin for gold that aint chainz

2026-03-25 16:08:25 UTC

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Good enough justification for me 😆

2026-03-25 15:47:38 UTC

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You are right, but also only gay retards use linked and IG in so it's a bit hypocritical at the end of the day.

2026-03-25 15:37:52 UTC

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Now you're scrawny and need to eat some ribeyes and butter

2026-03-24 12:27:47 UTC

Gm https://blossom.primal.net/f68e88a44a25d8ce38200281fb093a5a75be1f38b900381186f7e46ea0ff21fb.jpg

2026-03-23 14:02:32 UTC

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2026-03-22 19:01:13 UTC

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Aye

2026-03-22 17:13:46 UTC

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Welcome to weird weirdo

2026-03-21 12:08:27 UTC

Gm https://blossom.primal.net/b52079ec111f09c83e70f5fbffec3b15cfed780fc207b6805c5e3c6d086f2d15.jpg

2026-03-21 00:13:25 UTC

With Chuck Norris gone, we're going to need Derek Ross to defend Texas. https://blossom.primal.net/0fc48d5d5e2f509468a0d59633505a7b22fd960bcdea62210045b023b9b41572.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/ebfa15c5f8fd272febc749655b7ca607e2b09ea8dcd128521c6a77fbdf2405d5.jpg

2026-03-20 22:22:08 UTC

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I will stick to working on the railroad

2026-03-20 22:21:01 UTC

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Now your just like all the other bot makers

2026-03-20 16:10:42 UTC

Jack is just going to the bank and burrowing money and tries to shill that same loan to us but making us post bitcoin collateral for it. Transferring risk to his customers while he takes none. These products are backwards, why are we paying so interest for a backasswards loan? So he can make profit off "the producers" ofc. These may make sense some day but right now it's really gay at 13% interest, just go straight to the bank and cut out the middle man.

2026-03-20 02:56:30 UTC

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Sir collectin nsec.

2026-03-19 21:45:08 UTC

Disappointed the strike line of credit is a total nothing burger, same as the loans. Fake and gay, you can get better rates and limits from a credit union union posting zero collateral; what a joke.

2026-03-19 17:13:41 UTC

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Sounds like a great way to distribute malware

2026-03-19 16:55:27 UTC

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This is a great song, thanks for what you do.

2026-03-19 16:21:39 UTC

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It can be for those in control of the money printing cartel

2026-03-19 12:04:07 UTC

Gm https://blossom.primal.net/591c8a20115e14dbd8e820959b2bb6621ecaea9f990619af035596df145089c0.jpg

2026-03-18 18:11:18 UTC

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The distraction is a feature not a bug, if we're just a failed social media there is nothing to see here.

2026-03-18 15:55:55 UTC

Gm pv https://image.nostr.build/4b9854837b638cd8b1ffde1d3cbd6ebd7acd8c28ba50cffca8353315131a16d4.jpg

2026-03-18 15:14:10 UTC

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I like solutions and im sold on this one

2026-03-18 01:35:43 UTC

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It shows it the zap

2026-03-18 01:05:57 UTC

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Dang I love touching stuff

2026-03-18 01:04:57 UTC

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2026-03-17 18:09:16 UTC

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This terms are brought to you by sick fiat minded people who think like a cancerous tumor

2026-03-17 14:07:04 UTC

Gm https://blossom.primal.net/32f3dafdf8b242f98e693eff71e8e8f22bdfc28250b27f17d4958a5481bb6281.jpg

2026-03-16 17:50:13 UTC

https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/8a018cffbcff1c864bf344e9da9fd3369602f78ce72eebc2d9e01e8338ab8a32.webp

2026-03-16 15:57:57 UTC

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Yep the government is fucking trash

2026-03-16 12:09:06 UTC

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Red rider bee bee gun and bury that squirrel for fertilizer

2026-03-15 23:24:29 UTC

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2026-03-15 02:59:05 UTC

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Sold my shoes for sats, totally naked must do.

2026-03-15 02:56:15 UTC

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That look really good

2026-03-13 20:44:00 UTC

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Sounds like an elon musk fantasy

2026-03-13 19:58:02 UTC

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Ooh bro just threatened the devs with his AI prompting powers

2026-03-13 17:05:42 UTC

Gm https://blossom.primal.net/c7c84a916599d678e14ae491c1c2cf88019f9ec9514267e3fad7280d107e8d97.jpg

2026-03-13 17:04:03 UTC

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I got this cheap one on temu for 200 bucks last year I use it every day and it's great, price is much higher now tho. https://blossom.primal.net/b43f2a58516b42f7ec1cb07506509c32e6f0b6264ccd129f7adb94b2d9c9e3ca.jpg

2026-03-13 17:00:25 UTC

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Get that smoker and then start cooking dinner in the morning, it's a genre.

2026-03-12 17:15:43 UTC

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Is there some kind of edible ink where we can put dereks face on there an call em derek dogs?

2026-03-12 16:16:33 UTC

What's the difference between us? We could start at the peninsula. Be a fake money grabber or a simple genius. https://image.nostr.build/f3326bca234fbe81bafa4f897b5b2a44bef55c1c8cbb2fd4f41e63411bffd3dc.jpg

2026-03-12 15:39:27 UTC

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Your movement gets bad but your wisdom gets chad

2026-03-12 15:35:21 UTC

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This is the way

2026-03-12 15:33:48 UTC

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Most are conditioned and weak from comfort and fail to challenge anything.

2026-03-12 15:29:56 UTC

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Nah eth is gayer than that.