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No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of
absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream.
Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness
within; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more.
Within, walls continued upright, bricks met neatly, floors were firm, and
doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone
of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone.
-- Shirley Jackson, "The Haunting of Hill House"

2026-03-14 15:07:59 UTC

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Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
A: One less drunk.

2026-03-14 15:01:22 UTC

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She is not refined. She is not unrefined. She keeps a parrot.
-- Mark Twain

2026-03-10 10:19:41 UTC

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Impressive

2026-03-08 16:37:44 UTC

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Today is the last day of your life so far.

2026-03-08 16:31:06 UTC

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A man was reading The Canterbury Tales one Saturday morning, when his
wife asked "What have you got there?" Replied he, "Just my cup and Chaucer."

2026-03-08 16:24:25 UTC

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For years a secret shame destroyed my peace--
I'd not read Eliot, Auden or MacNiece.
But now I think a thought that brings me hope:
Neither had Chaucer, Shakespeare, Milton, Pope.
-- Justin Richardson.

2026-03-08 16:17:43 UTC

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The Least Successful Collector
Betsy Baker played a central role in the history of collecting. She
was employed as a servant in the house of John Warburton (1682-1759) who had
amassed a fine collection of 58 first edition plays, including most of the
works of Shakespeare.
One day Warburton returned home to find 55 of them charred beyond
legibility. Betsy had either burned them or used them as pie bottoms. The
remaining three folios are now in the British Museum.
The only comparable literary figure was the maid who in 1835 burned
the manuscript of the first volume of Thomas Carlyle's "The Hisory of the
French Revolution", thinking it was wastepaper.
-- Stephen Pile, "The Book of Heroic Failures"

2026-03-08 16:11:03 UTC

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You had some happiness once, but your parents moved away, and you had to
leave it behind.

2026-03-08 15:59:09 UTC

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You feel a whole lot more like you do now than you did when you used to.

2026-03-06 21:52:50 UTC

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I've touch'd the highest point of all my greatness;
And from that full meridian of my glory
I haste now to my setting. I shall fall,
Like a bright exhalation in the evening
And no man see me more.
-- Shakespeare

2026-03-06 21:44:12 UTC

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In a museum in Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus,
"one when he was a boy and one when he was a man."
-- Mark Twain

2026-03-06 21:36:29 UTC

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You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.

2026-03-06 21:29:46 UTC

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Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense?

2026-03-06 21:18:31 UTC

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When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company at all.
-- Roger Zelazny, "Doorways in the Sand"

2026-03-06 21:11:47 UTC

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I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I
will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future. The Spirits of all
Three shall strive within me. I will not shut out the lessons that they
teach. Oh, tell me that I may sponge away the writing on this stone!
-- Charles Dickens

2026-03-02 16:49:39 UTC

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You love your home and want it to be beautiful.

2026-02-28 21:47:32 UTC

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When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company at all.
-- Roger Zelazny, "Doorways in the Sand"

2026-02-28 21:40:51 UTC

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You will pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please disregard
this message.

2026-02-28 21:34:10 UTC

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You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend.

2026-02-27 20:31:15 UTC

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When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who I know who have gone
to a better world, I am moved to lead a different life.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

2026-02-27 20:24:36 UTC

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A morgue is a morgue is a morgue. They can paint the walls with aggressively
cheerful primary colors and splashy bold graphics, but it's still a holding
place for the dead until they can be parted out to organ banks. Not that I
would have cared normally but my viewpoint was skewed. The relentless
pleasance of the room I sat in seemed only grotesque.
-- Pat Cadigan, "Mindplayers"

2026-02-27 20:17:53 UTC

2026-02-26 07:44:38 UTC

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You need more time; and you probably always will.

2026-02-26 07:37:00 UTC

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Q: Who cuts the grass on Walton's Mountain?
A: Lawn Boy.

2026-02-26 07:30:09 UTC

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Is that really YOU that is reading this?

2026-02-24 18:05:43 UTC

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2026-02-24 17:57:38 UTC

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2026 the Year of #nostria #note1qqq…vjmn

2026-02-23 08:17:23 UTC

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You have the power to influence all with whom you come in contact.

2026-02-23 08:10:45 UTC

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Q: Why should you always serve a Southern Carolina football man
soup in a plate?
A: 'Cause if you give him a bowl, he'll throw it away.

2026-02-23 08:04:06 UTC

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You see, I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty
attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. A fool
takes in all the lumber of every sort he comes across, so that the knowledge
which might be useful to him gets crowded out, or at best is jumbled up with
a lot of other things, so that he has difficulty in laying his hands upon it.
Now the skilful workman is very careful indeed as to what he takes into his
brain-attic. He will have nothing but the tools which may help him in doing
his work, but of these he has a large assortment, and all in the most perfect
order. It is a mistake to think that that little room has elastic walls and
can distend to any extent. Depend upon it there comes a time when for every
addition of knowledge you forget something that you knew before. It is of
the highest importance, therefore, not to have useless facts elbowing out
the useful ones.
-- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, "A Study in Scarlet"

2026-02-21 17:35:02 UTC

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm in my right mind. Then it passes off and I'm
as intelligent as ever.
-- Samuel Beckett, "Endgame"

2026-02-21 17:28:22 UTC

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Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not
advice, it is merely custom.
-- Mark Twain

2026-02-21 17:21:39 UTC

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You will live a long, healthy, happy life and make bags of money.

2026-02-21 17:14:53 UTC

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Blow it out your ear.

2026-02-21 17:08:12 UTC

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April 1
This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three
hundred and sixty-four.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

2026-02-21 17:01:32 UTC

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A light wife doth make a heavy husband.
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"

2026-02-20 19:53:43 UTC

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Chicken Little only has to be right once.

2026-02-20 19:47:05 UTC

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A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon.
Buy the negatives at any price.

2026-02-20 19:40:28 UTC

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You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed.

2026-02-20 19:33:50 UTC

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You have many friends and very few living enemies.

2026-02-20 19:27:12 UTC

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Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if
you're looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb...

2026-02-20 19:20:32 UTC

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Many enraged psychiatrists are inciting a weary butcher. The butcher is
weary and tired because he has cut meat and steak and lamb for hours and
weeks. He does not desire to chant about anything with raving psychiatrists,
but he sings about his gingivectomist, he dreams about a single cosmologist,
he thinks about his dog. The dog is named Herbert.
-- Racter, "The Policeman's Beard is Half-Constructed"

2026-02-19 20:35:02 UTC

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Good news from afar can bring you a welcome visitor.

2026-02-19 20:28:21 UTC

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A light wife doth make a heavy husband.
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"

2026-02-19 20:21:41 UTC

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Behold, the fool saith, "Put not all thine eggs in the one basket"--which is
but a manner of saying, "Scatter your money and your attention;" but the wise
man saith, "Put all your eggs in the one basket and--WATCH THAT BASKET."
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

2026-02-19 20:15:01 UTC

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Q: What do monsters eat?
A: Things.
Q: What do monsters drink?
A: Coke. (Because Things go better with Coke.)

2026-02-19 20:08:20 UTC

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Your best consolation is the hope that the things you failed to get weren't
really worth having.

2026-02-19 20:01:42 UTC

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Be careful! UGLY strikes 9 out of 10!

2026-02-19 15:09:56 UTC

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In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator.

2026-02-16 20:16:59 UTC

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Q: What do monsters eat?
A: Things.
Q: What do monsters drink?
A: Coke. (Because Things go better with Coke.)

2026-02-16 12:28:00 UTC

GM!

2026-02-13 22:02:19 UTC

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ROMEO: Courage, man; the hurt cannot be much.
MERCUTIO: No, 'tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide
as a church-door; but 'tis enough, 'twill serve.

2026-02-13 21:55:41 UTC

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Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to do a logical right shift?
A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.

2026-02-13 21:49:05 UTC

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The mind is its own place, and in itself
Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n.
-- John Milton

2026-02-13 21:42:22 UTC

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Q: What do you call a blind, deaf-mute, quadraplegic Virginian?
A: Trustworthy.

2026-02-13 21:35:44 UTC

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Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.

2026-02-13 21:29:06 UTC

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You are number 6! Who is number one?

2026-02-12 21:02:54 UTC

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Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.

2026-02-12 20:56:16 UTC

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Be security conscious -- National defense is at stake.

2026-02-11 20:36:56 UTC

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Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there.

2026-02-09 20:54:42 UTC

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It is often the case that the man who can't tell a lie thinks he is the best
judge of one.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

2026-02-08 17:10:10 UTC

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Are you sure the back door is locked?

2026-02-08 17:02:09 UTC

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English literature's performing flea.
-- Sean O'Casey on P. G. Wodehouse

2026-02-08 16:54:07 UTC

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Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney?
A: An offer you can't understand.

2026-02-08 16:46:05 UTC

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You will have long and healthy life.

2026-02-08 16:38:02 UTC

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You are deeply attached to your friends and acquaintances.

2026-02-08 16:29:59 UTC

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The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
-- Mark Twain

2026-02-07 22:06:17 UTC

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The smallest worm will turn being trodden on.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"

2026-02-07 21:58:14 UTC

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Q: What's the difference between a Mac and an Etch-a-Sketch?
A: You don't have to shake the Mac to clear the screen.

2026-02-07 21:50:12 UTC

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You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and trustworthy.
A pity that it's totally undeserved.

2026-02-07 21:42:11 UTC

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I dote on his very absence.
-- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"

2026-02-07 21:34:08 UTC

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Your goose is cooked.
(Your current chick is burned up too!)

2026-02-07 21:26:03 UTC

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You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed.

2026-02-03 14:20:54 UTC

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Make a wish, it might come true.

2026-02-02 17:23:38 UTC

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You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.

2026-02-02 17:14:02 UTC

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An exotic journey in downtown Newark is in your future.

2026-02-02 17:07:24 UTC

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Things past redress and now with me past care.
-- William Shakespeare, "Richard II"

2026-02-02 17:00:43 UTC

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Q: What's the difference between Bell Labs and the Boy Scouts of America?
A: The Boy Scouts have adult supervision.