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Last Notes

2026-03-07 13:59:11 CET

#Saturday… no school!
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2026-03-07 13:50:46 CET

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@nprofile…pjj0 not quite. Willow got out her quarantine room and was chasing Whisky. So when I corralled her to put he back in, she was all spun up and took a swat at my face.
Guess I should look at trimming her claws today.

2026-03-07 13:45:32 CET

It seems to me that building a canal thru Oman/UAE would be a good way of preventing disruption of the shipping of oil.

2026-03-07 13:39:35 CET

Solid strategy
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2026-03-07 13:26:48 CET

The weekend has arrived! #GM
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2026-03-07 13:16:43 CET

Took a swat in the face from Willow this AM and got a nice scratch across my nose and a tiny welt under my eye. Nice thing to wake up to.

2026-03-07 13:14:42 CET

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It’s not really snowy, but I need to use up files from my GM folder

2026-03-07 13:12:15 CET

GM Frens
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2026-03-07 03:49:59 CET

On Mar 6, 1983, the 1st cell phone to be offered commercially went on sale to the public. Motorola DynaTAC 8000x was $3,995. #OTD #80sHistory
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2026-03-06 21:49:36 CET

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@nprofile…7ypj so far… there seems to be a inordinate number of people working in this company that have foreign names and weird accents

2026-03-06 21:48:16 CET

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@nprofile…lsen I was expecting a comment on Poutine Day, yesterday

2026-03-06 21:47:19 CET

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@nprofile…lsen that sorta sucks

2026-03-06 21:21:45 CET

Doing annual bribery & corruption training. So very shortly, I should be able to l ow how to take a bribe and keep it on the down low

2026-03-06 20:35:18 CET

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@nprofile…73ds Sold!

2026-03-06 19:55:27 CET

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@nprofile…jgdk @nprofile…dlsx didn’t Stern bring them on the same show, but not tell Bill Burr about it? Burr flipped out.

2026-03-06 19:29:01 CET

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@nprofile…lsen Don LeMon loves a good, rich bottom.
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2026-03-06 19:27:22 CET

#TheDude
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2026-03-06 12:11:36 CET

Can Minnesota go one day without being a national embarrassment?
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2026-03-06 11:36:55 CET

Happy #VocalFryDay
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2026-03-06 11:29:02 CET

#TGIF
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2026-03-06 11:26:23 CET

GM frens
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2026-03-06 01:45:17 CET

F-ing plumbing problems suck!

2026-03-05 22:45:44 CET

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@nprofile…07t3 @nprofile…9qjf @nprofile…dlsx @nprofile…p4t6 I blame the record companies

2026-03-05 19:36:46 CET

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@nprofile…07t3 @nprofile…9qjf @nprofile…dlsx @nprofile…p4t6 actually, come to think of it they had the one off of 4, Waiting for a Girl, that was at #2 for something like seven or eight weeks behind Billie Jean.

2026-03-05 19:34:05 CET

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@nprofile…07t3 @nprofile…9qjf @nprofile…dlsx @nprofile…p4t6 “I don’t wanna live without you”

2026-03-05 19:17:28 CET

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@nprofile…lsen if you’re arrested for a DUI twice in the same sentence, does that cancel out? Like a double negative?

2026-03-05 19:16:20 CET

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@nprofile…lsen #grumpy

2026-03-05 19:14:55 CET

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@nprofile…9qjf @nprofile…07t3 @nprofile…dlsx @nprofile…p4t6 I loved pre-AP Foreigner. Worst thing that happened to them was that gay power ballad

2026-03-05 19:12:25 CET

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@nprofile…2cv9 I was thinking along the lines of an undersea earthquake or tsunami🤷🏻‍♂️

2026-03-05 17:11:48 CET

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@nprofile…2cv9 extremely rare! And bizarre. Potentially an omen?

2026-03-05 17:11:02 CET

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@nprofile…l4kz I would totally get a cheetah. Fun fact, Cheetahs can be domesticated.

2026-03-05 16:40:43 CET

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@nprofile…2cv9 oarfish are generally deep sea fish, so if they are at the surface or on shore, it’s most likely because they are sick or dying.
Pretty cool to see on though. It’s definitely a rare sight.

2026-03-05 16:26:42 CET

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@nprofile…2cv9 Oarfish

2026-03-05 15:50:25 CET

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@nprofile…2cv9 looks like they don’t like being called out.
I found it amusing that she started to video him, and then didn’t know what to do when he pointed out that he didn’t care.

2026-03-05 15:41:20 CET

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2026-03-05 15:32:20 CET

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2026-03-05 15:31:56 CET

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2026-03-05 15:31:36 CET

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2026-03-05 15:31:17 CET

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2026-03-05 15:30:31 CET

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@nprofile…fk8u who doesn’t like poutine? It’s delicious!

2026-03-05 15:20:37 CET

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Poutine, eh!

2026-03-05 15:20:10 CET

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2026-03-05 15:17:25 CET

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2026-03-05 15:16:13 CET

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@nprofile…mv5r
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2026-03-05 13:33:31 CET

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@nprofile…7ddz everyone knows DONUTS are a bonus, not pizza.

2026-03-05 13:24:59 CET

Minneapolis is starting to compete with Milwaukee.
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2026-03-05 13:10:16 CET

Kaner! The best part of this is that he hit it in Detroit and not Chicago (Sorry FIBs).
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2026-03-05 13:05:59 CET

I’d watch
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2026-03-05 12:52:00 CET

Now get out there and punch some throats!
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2026-03-05 12:49:25 CET

#HelloThursday
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2026-03-05 12:46:05 CET

Domination of Canada is complete
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2026-03-05 12:35:28 CET

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@nprofile…l4kz grandma was a white back in the day, apparently

2026-03-05 12:13:37 CET

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@nprofile…thll it’s because they couldn’t scam the govt. in VA they way they could in MN

2026-03-05 11:52:57 CET

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2026-03-05 11:52:33 CET

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2026-03-05 11:32:01 CET

GM
We’re all cozy down here
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2026-03-05 11:07:52 CET

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@nprofile…mlw7 🤷🏻‍♂️

2026-03-05 03:38:00 CET

GN
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2026-03-05 03:02:12 CET

Fair
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2026-03-05 02:48:34 CET

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@nprofile…2cv9 I guess we’ll never know

2026-03-05 02:47:31 CET

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https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/house-kills-effort-release-congressional-sexual-misconduct-harassment-rcna261679

2026-03-05 02:46:48 CET

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2026-03-05 02:24:46 CET

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Or her husband?

2026-03-05 02:24:33 CET

Has anyone checked Nancy Pelosi’s stock portfolio lately? Has she purchased additional shares of Raytheon in the last month or two?

2026-03-05 01:41:57 CET

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@nprofile…07t3 @nprofile…7r0z touché
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2026-03-05 01:24:26 CET

Just saw an ad for Stormy Daniels’ comedy tour. Yes, THAT Stormy Daniels is now a comedian.

2026-03-05 01:15:16 CET

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@nprofile…7r0z an STD isn’t an excuse to print money

2026-03-04 23:08:07 CET

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@nprofile…5gu2
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2026-03-04 23:07:29 CET

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Looks like I spoke too soon. I could have sworn I saw him on someone’s list.

2026-03-04 23:04:17 CET

I believe we have another dead pool hit #NASDeadPool26
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2026-03-04 21:03:05 CET

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@nprofile…mllk of course

2026-03-04 21:02:03 CET

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@nprofile…lsen
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2026-03-04 21:01:05 CET

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@nprofile…7r0z I meant do we really need an excuse.

2026-03-04 20:26:42 CET

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@nprofile…7r0z do we really, though?

2026-03-04 18:10:53 CET

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@nprofile…lsen the cleaning up by Grok (I assume it was Grok) accentuates that the lines of my boxcar are crooked.🫤

2026-03-04 15:30:51 CET

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@nprofile…w4wg @nprofile…lsen Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, get your adverbs here!
https://youtu.be/14fXm4FOMPM

2026-03-04 15:29:57 CET

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@nprofile…w4wg @nprofile…lsen https://youtu.be/4AyjKgz9tKg

2026-03-04 15:21:39 CET

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@nprofile…lsen boxcar made of bricks

2026-03-04 14:32:02 CET

Happy National Grammar Day!
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2026-03-04 14:30:09 CET

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It’s gonna be a long day!
More Cobbee!!!!

2026-03-04 12:35:29 CET

If nature didn’t make it, don’t eat it.
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2026-03-04 12:34:38 CET

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@nprofile…thll I disagree. Not all are slimy. Some are evil, some are just dumb.

2026-03-04 12:21:19 CET

I don’t trust John Cornyn. Not that it matters since I don’t live in Texas, but he seems slimy.

2026-03-04 12:15:51 CET

Taking back a vacay day, and going to work today.

2026-03-04 12:14:36 CET

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10 y/o me envies this setup!

2026-03-04 12:12:04 CET

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@nprofile…7r0z defense contractors

2026-03-04 11:51:42 CET

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I can’t wait until we can take the nets down and just let her wander the house.

2026-03-04 11:50:48 CET

Willow was meowing and pawing at the net since about 1:30. I finally got up around 3:30 and went in to lay with her. She curled up on my chest, under my arm and just purred for about 45 mins until I got up. She just wanted to know she wasn’t alone.

2026-03-04 11:46:32 CET

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After years of making from of Trump, Jazzy now claims her opponents were cheating. Oh, the irony.
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2026-03-04 11:41:00 CET

Poor Jazzy lost her primary, but hopefully she will continue her career as a TikTok influencer.
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2026-03-04 11:36:35 CET

Pure Evel!!!!
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2026-03-04 11:25:38 CET

GM
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2026-03-04 11:23:33 CET

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@nprofile…9329 I noticed that as well

2026-03-04 02:54:07 CET

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2026-03-04 02:51:10 CET

AI-generated artwork is ineligible for copyright protection as the US Supreme Court declined to review an appeal case, per Reuters. Sorry all you AI artists.

2026-03-04 02:38:29 CET

I don’t get why Hilary flipped out over a photo of her being posted, or why they “agreed” to no pictures. I thought they wanted a public hearing from the start anyway.

2026-03-04 02:29:29 CET

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@nprofile…l4kz
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2026-03-04 01:36:54 CET

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It’s a long read, but as someone who was there, it’s pretty spot on.

2026-03-04 01:28:53 CET

You had to be there:
https://x.com/jebrafaushay/status/2015608814385402024?s=46&t=nDcTV_uozSuyiPFPPpKiMg

2026-03-04 01:27:50 CET

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@nprofile…9xnc @nprofile…aamy taste the goodness?
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