Jor

Is this
A) a painting
B) a real photo
C) AI
Correct answers get a little zap ⚡️
https://image.nostr.build/ad9419efda50b07a1cea0586c8084d700629d68cce6b702d979ba281f252b078.jpg

2026-05-18 15:08:54 CEST

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And they don't even realize it
#nevent1q…eef3

2026-05-18 04:52:30 CEST

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Selling Bitcoin for fiat
To pay for the meat
One day ill be able to pay in Bitcoin

2026-05-18 03:45:45 CEST

Local beef is one of the best investments you can make
One of the very few things I'll sell Bitcoin for
https://image.nostr.build/cd35591c748282818ed42b8cb6648683e45a12c98bb607b61f16fbc002144f49.jpg

2026-05-17 20:20:08 CEST

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I do but how

2026-05-17 19:10:27 CEST

What do you use for keeping ticks away from you and your dog?
We use an edible for Arnie but I don't like the idea of it
#asknostr

2026-05-16 19:58:23 CEST

SATurday afternoon Shaft
@npub16f8…expa
https://image.nostr.build/9bb2bf551fef938aa7324e70a5fcd03ca62ecde4c4fffc5046e945da32ddb576.jpg

2026-05-15 00:13:15 CEST

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No need for zaps
I think I just copied and pasted a link from YouTube and asked it to summarize or something.
I don't remember what the error was.
I can give it another try tonight and see if it works.
Do you have suggestions for better query/use case?
Should I be using a link, transcript, channel, etc

2026-05-12 14:50:49 CEST

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1 million sats per house
***If only houses existed***
In reality, the real cost of a house is probably 400,000 sats
And getting cheaper
In Bitcoin Terms...
#nevent1q…mfr6

2026-05-10 03:30:05 CEST

Anyone got a stream to the UFC fights?
#asknostr

2026-05-09 19:33:48 CEST

The fucks going on in the mempool?
Why are people actually using Bitcoin?
7 sats per vb??
Full blocks????
Tryna move some monies here and getting roasted

2026-05-09 19:28:33 CEST

2 Billion houses on the planet
2.1 Quadrillion satoshis
= 1 Million Sats per house (average)
*If only houses existed*
Anyone who says Bitcoin can't hit $36M in the next 50 years simply hasn't done the work.
Or the very basic math.
The fiat equivalent will not matter in 50 years - only the purchasing power of each sat.
https://youtu.be/7RASbGx8D7U

2026-05-09 19:24:12 CEST

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@nprofile…c0rd would definitely agree
#nevent1q…l5q2

2026-05-09 04:54:19 CEST

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Thanks Mark Bob and Stewie
#nevent1q…ucn8

2026-05-08 14:47:03 CEST

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The worst and best day of your life
#nevent1q…eyya

2026-05-07 15:00:28 CEST

God is great
Beer is good
And people are crazy

2026-05-07 15:00:05 CEST

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People are crazy

2026-05-07 14:55:36 CEST

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Stocks are WAYYYY too high
Except MSTR. Infinitely undervalued
Any capital stuck in the system - MSTR
Everything else - cold storage Bitcoin
You win
#nevent1q…x9yj

2026-05-07 14:53:18 CEST

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My favorite thing about living in the woods
Dropping your pants and peeing wherever/whenever you want to
#nevent1q…4vmh

2026-05-07 14:50:09 CEST

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Yeah what a tool
"Everyone is a scammer"
Wtf

2026-05-07 14:49:03 CEST

Just another day of Bitcoiners arguing over nothing
Imagine what kinda damage we could do if we were all moving in harmony
Too much ego

2026-05-07 14:42:57 CEST

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Well the first two are completely false
Third one is true

2026-05-07 14:40:36 CEST

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You do have great hair
Following for that
We'll go from there

2026-05-07 14:39:53 CEST

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LFG 🔥🔥🔥
#nevent1q…lukv

2026-05-07 14:38:18 CEST

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Boom roasted
#nevent1q…7ct3

2026-05-06 18:39:27 CEST

Does anyone have a contact at @npub18ul…dcl9 ?
I had a significant issue with the Bull wallet and hoping someone can help.
Phone number or email would be best.
Thanks!
#asknostr

2026-05-06 15:06:18 CEST

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I mean it kinda makes sense...
How else would you pay the 11.5% dividends?
Also, it's probably a good thing that he's planning to sell some
Distribution is good

2026-05-06 14:32:55 CEST

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Gary would have been on nostr YEARS ago if he didn't get distracted with shitcoins and nfts
Welcome @nprofile…ht2a
The attention is still incredibly underpriced
#nevent1q…plrk

2026-05-05 05:17:41 CEST

Michael Jackson was a generational talent and an amazing human being
I don't believe he could ever harm a child
Or even think to do it
The mobsters get rid of anyone who's making a dent for the good

2026-05-05 03:08:56 CEST

This was the peak
https://youtu.be/VFIzTzRuSL8

2026-05-05 02:08:14 CEST

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I accept

2026-05-05 01:59:24 CEST

BREAKING: I have made an offer to purchase Nostr for $88 USD
Details on my website
https://image.nostr.build/c1af9ecbc645fdf78b008e9c24647776a98330a9fea12a56205b7c79cbcc2e80.jpg

2026-05-04 22:28:04 CEST

COLD plunge for @npub17sn…2jmy
https://video.nostr.build/651bb0312022d72e06e5871167305edf745ce0bbd2a781d72addbb243ff8ce76.mp4

2026-05-04 20:31:35 CEST

It does not matter how much you buy
It only matters THAT you buy
Traded another 8 units of illusion for 7225 units of freedom
The deal of a lifetime
https://image.nostr.build/b5248d74a2909c930febe27b595b4a59147ace19f005ec790c598c91f82fa7f1.jpg

2026-05-04 15:21:47 CEST

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Nickelback 2004 in a small arena

2026-05-04 06:05:23 CEST

Nice.
https://image.nostr.build/8f990849f881fe77221d512426437a4406bf3d3c16561e83fe4aa0d42546a5fb.jpg

2026-05-04 05:20:52 CEST

We still have like 47k til Thunderstruck

2026-05-03 17:45:12 CEST

It doesn't matter how much you buy
It only matters THAT you buy
8 units of trash for 7384 units of sovereignty
Deal of a lifetime
https://image.nostr.build/6a44fa62b940aeb1769eee9ce2e487aaf92e09f63cb8bd3febc6dacffae0fccc.jpg

2026-05-03 17:13:08 CEST

I saw @npub1mft…rkl3 on the @npub16u0…qpwk website
Wanted to try it out
Its a non kyc marketplace for sats
First page asks for my phone number
What's the play?

2026-05-03 16:17:40 CEST

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Weird I wonder when that broke
Should be fixed now?

2026-05-03 07:15:38 CEST

Growing in a bear market
Feels good man

2026-05-02 21:08:42 CEST

Still pondering as to why @npub1trf…zepx decided that Slot A was going to be "1" and Slot B would be "B"
Confusing as hell
But it fucks with people so I like it

2026-05-01 16:14:51 CEST

WE ARE LIVE!!!!!! 🦆🦆🦆
#naddr1qq…236k

2026-04-30 16:18:45 CEST

WE ARE LIIIIIVE!!!!! 🦆🦆🦆
#naddr1qq…0ur3

2026-04-29 14:37:53 CEST

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Canadian premium of 30% too 😬

2026-04-28 19:20:40 CEST

VIEWING PARTY
Shitcoin Conference Day 2
Come hang! 🍻
https://rumble.com/v794dvo-bitcoin-conference-2026-viewing-party

2026-04-28 16:42:57 CEST

WE ARE LIVEEEEE!!!!!!! 🦆🦆🦆
#naddr1qq…498s

2026-04-28 14:56:27 CEST

The best things in life are free
https://image.nostr.build/580c3381530bc58c51f3d397ba9c9b6064a265f48f12592bcaebb50ba96f4a89.jpg

2026-04-28 03:00:50 CEST

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Tough to watch.
#nevent1q…6ryl

2026-04-26 17:02:37 CEST

Follow suggestion 👇
@nprofile…znl4
"Documenting the journey of musicians introduced to V4V on Bitcoin"
Nostr is made for artists
https://milo.nostria.app/728b8af59b4ee24045cfc20ed45eb042462fcbae8d5abe92afa71b1c68cdafa7.jpeg

2026-04-26 14:36:18 CEST

Iykyk 🦆
https://image.nostr.build/7fbcc01f3eaacc2dbc0b1bcaf982c91b3a635c3ee2551f2ef0326d923c5bb351.jpg

2026-04-26 02:55:19 CEST

PSA 📣
https://image.nostr.build/a860219f77e551d36ff403cae3385cb34be34109323902778a6cb2d599fc30a9.jpg

2026-04-26 02:34:35 CEST

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No one will ever own me.
No matter what information they gather.

2026-04-25 18:09:31 CEST

The 11-Day Bitcoin Journey course is now available for FREE in the Visionairies Skool community!
Find your digital neighbours and learn to increase your Bitcoin security!
Ducks Fly Together 🦆
Join the fun:
https://skool.com/88sats/
https://image.nostr.build/aa90155cf0e94e981f646333670da5cd49b7c411da36144b42af284f09d48a34.jpg

2026-04-25 15:03:47 CEST

Its actually unbelievable how stupid some people are.
And not just stupid.
But arrogant.
https://image.nostr.build/444a1074009469086c660c182a170ff2c18bbaeb9f344603cc0bc1906efccdb9.jpg

2026-04-25 02:37:45 CEST

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Hey Sam! 🫡

2026-04-25 02:36:41 CEST

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You're in Africa?

2026-04-25 02:34:40 CEST

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😆
I literally drink out of this mug on Fridays
It's my "Central University of Northern Toronto" mug

2026-04-24 17:09:28 CEST

WE ARE LIVEEEEEE!!!! 6️⃣5️⃣🧡
#naddr1qq…5ej7

2026-04-24 14:07:01 CEST

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Cold showers changed my life
#nevent1q…4k4u

2026-04-24 14:05:17 CEST

Leave a 🦆 below
If I should be following you
But I'm not

2026-04-23 23:32:39 CEST

So who is Nostr full of?
https://image.nostr.build/652fdc11935d01e5575f3d7e118b46de3b0ea0e1d4d15cb6bc55cd770f9ab452.jpg

2026-04-23 19:11:33 CEST

Studying Bitcoin is much more important than buying Bitcoin

2026-04-23 14:57:23 CEST

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I'M TOO SEXY - OFFICIALLY ON REPEAT ALL WEEK
LETS FUCKIN GO @nprofile…l94r
#nevent1q…ujxg

2026-04-22 16:40:41 CEST

WE ARE LIVE
TALKING ABOUT THE US MILITARY AND BITCOIN
#naddr1qq…ppya

2026-04-22 05:45:57 CEST

What's the number one rule in Bitcoin?
(Doing an experiment)
#asknostr

2026-04-22 03:44:27 CEST

1 whole Bitcoin
But you die tomorrow
Are you taking it?
So, what's today really worth?

2026-04-21 15:20:56 CEST

There's been a bit of confusion around the new Citadel Vault 👀
It does not replace your Bitcoin hardware device, it enhances it
The Vault solves two of the biggest problems in Bitcoin self-custody
1. Storing backups in plain text
2. Trusting another human or company with the keys for your inheritance
And it isn't just for Bitcoin. It encrypts ALL your digital assets - passwords, pin codes, passphrases
Launching in June at BTC Prague!
If you'd like information on the Founders package (pre-sale), email [email protected]
Bitcoin Inheritance made simple and extremely robust!
○ open source hardware and software
● non kyc options for purchase (ideally with PO Box)
○ encrypted with multiple backups
● you hold ALL the keys to your Bitcoin
https://image.nostr.build/a019b0d235a52c20157712b10c232813e10b6686214f2b78e278b39d6f1fe782.jpg

2026-04-21 00:46:08 CEST

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Incredibly accurate

2026-04-20 03:01:59 CEST

The cavemen will likely be gone by then time they're proven wrong
So take shots while you can
https://image.nostr.build/9e61265f4476f2e41ef8e8fbf126138f8477d142d028996d6eff30c4cdbc2af9.jpg

2026-04-19 22:01:49 CEST

In hindsight, this definitely was the "Calm Before The Storm"
8 years ago - the world was a MUCH different place
People trusted media
People took annual vaccines
People trusted government
People hadn't heard the terms "inflation" or "fiat"
People respected Hollywood
Kinda interesting tbh
https://youtu.be/VrF7alkwdHw

2026-04-19 21:51:41 CEST

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Good question
This was made before the product was created
There are several working versions now
Expected delivery for the first batch is Q3 2026

2026-04-19 15:41:09 CEST

https://video.nostr.build/b2542686280e5383329abab7f4b73c294cbb57054b6c182dd7ed91ea92d8b14a.mp4

2026-04-19 04:19:58 CEST

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Only on Nostr
You can promote a product
And get 1,000 sats back
God bless
#nevent1q…atnq

2026-04-19 03:00:45 CEST

I'm one of the biggest conspiracy theorists you'll be find
But the earth is round

2026-04-19 02:35:45 CEST

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For real.
It's bad ass

2026-04-19 02:35:18 CEST

One of my favorite stand up clips
From my favorite stand up comedian
Shoutout to Germany 🇩🇪
https://youtu.be/fIO0DesXpdo

2026-04-19 02:23:48 CEST

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It's much more expensive that that my friend.
Its hardware, software and a protocol.
If the device fails, there are multiple backups kept that can easily restore it.
It never connects to the internet.

2026-04-18 22:41:27 CEST

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I'm not personally, no. Never claimed to.
But the product will.
There's nothing like it currently on the market.
Wait and see.

2026-04-18 22:18:43 CEST

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Fair points all around.
Maybe wait to see what it's all about before casting judgement.
It's built to store encrypted backups and ensure a smooth transition to family.

2026-04-18 22:11:42 CEST

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Likely the exact same hardware.

2026-04-18 22:09:30 CEST

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1. I'm not an influencer
2. It's not my product
I'm simply helping promote it because I've worked with the developer for the last two years and have been beyond impressed with his ability.
Why so negative?

2026-04-18 22:07:53 CEST

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Wow what a ray of sunshine you are! 😆
Never heard of satslink but what's the basis for comparing this to that - when there's no relation whatsoever? Other than maybe the device looks similar?
The magic lies in the software.
Look forward to proving you wrong 🫡

2026-04-18 20:39:29 CEST

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It's bad ass.
It's not meant to replace the hardware wallet though - it's meant to compliment it (or them).
It stores the important backups (bitcoin and otherwise) in a fully encrypted and offline vault!
It's meant to replace paper, steel, and lawyers.

2026-04-18 16:33:45 CEST

I cannot wait for you guys and gals see the new Citadel Vault 🛡
Launching in June at BTC Prague
Hell I might even show up for it! Always wanted to see Prague
This device is going to revolutionize Bitcoin security and inheritance planning - while storing ALL other digital assets and making sure your family can easily recover them
○ fully open source, hardware and software
● fully sovereign, you hold ALL the keys
○ fully private, no KYC required
● fully offline and encrypted
We have a pre-sale leading up to the launch date - including a sweet discount and added support
If you're interested in learning more just shoot me an email and put "VAULT" in the subject line.
We can set up a quick call to see if it makes sense for you!
You can always plan out your Bitcoin legacy and set up your inheritance... til you can't
https://image.nostr.build/a019b0d235a52c20157712b10c232813e10b6686214f2b78e278b39d6f1fe782.jpg

2026-04-18 01:09:41 CEST

I only had to drink 100 cans of Cutwater before realizing you are supposed to CUT them with WATER
💆‍♂️
https://image.nostr.build/60bd292c1041935be95547a11b6e580fb36ae9f397390d3d69054ab8810880e7.jpg

2026-04-18 01:08:33 CEST

What's the best iOS app for deleting metadata from photos?

2026-04-15 05:27:03 CEST

Current state of earth:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXFrNb8gf0U/

2026-04-13 23:31:36 CEST

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It doesn't always work this way.
Sometimes, but not always.

2026-04-13 21:52:14 CEST

RESULTS FOR MASTERS POOL ⛳️
🏅 @npub1q56…cyqz
🥈 @npub1nl8…f9d0
🥉 @npub190m…ywk0
Thanks to everyone who participated! What a weekend.
After a RECORD number of entries, we are going to make some changes to the pools going forward.
We will be doing one for EVERY major and The Players.
-The maximum entries will be 21
-The buy-in will be 50k sats
-The winner payout will be 1M sats
-There is no second best
If you would like to be added to our Golf Signal Chat, please email [email protected]
Each announcement will be made first in the Signal chat, and if we have any space, we will promote on nostr
This will eventually grow into something bigger (golf related) but we will start with the pools
Next event is the PGA Championship in Pennsylvania (May 14-17 2026)
#golfstr
https://image.nostr.build/30896c6e13cbbe30042a8d44da0f16b761901b8d67503dfb188be80cd89e4f2c.jpg

2026-04-13 00:29:40 CEST

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F.
#nevent1q…ewz3

2026-04-12 09:40:59 CEST

My wallet and heart are rooting for this guy tomorrow
https://www.instagram.com/p/DXA-bZ6DmVz/

2026-04-11 20:52:59 CEST

ABR!!!! ABR!!!! ABR!!!!!
ANYONE BUT RORY!!!!!

2026-04-11 20:17:07 CEST

How to look like a dipshit 101
Wear a bucket hat

2026-04-11 19:14:18 CEST

Strong minds discuss ideas
Average minds discuss events
Weak minds discuss people

2026-04-10 13:46:51 CEST

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Good tools don't make a good carpenter
(It was more playful than serious)

2026-04-10 04:31:25 CEST

Nostr needs a zap jar
When you post certain keywords or phrases, you should have sats removed from your wallet
Reverse zaps
War
Isreal
CBDC
Ukraine
USD
Basically anything that gives energy to the old dying system
Giving energy to the old system... JAIL

2026-04-09 14:40:56 CEST

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Hell yeah we'd love to have you on @nprofile…5k3w