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Last Notes

2026-08-31 03:49:14 CEST

Someone told creature effects: "Make them amazing, obviously, but also I want huge asses. Big, shapely monster butts. No skimping! Shut up. I have my reasons, dangit!"
#Monsterdon

2026-08-25 03:39:08 CEST

I found this postcard at a stationary shop and it's too funny.
https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/117/153/558/817/444/298/original/ce879d3b3af28798.jpg

2026-08-18 23:37:20 CEST

My brother in law's robot vacuum kept banging into us while we were cleaning and eventually P got irked and hoisted it in the air with a hearty "Ugh, fuck YOU"
The robot's little voice sputtered: *I am suspended*
🤣 ded

2026-08-17 03:20:44 CEST

I arrived late. Has there been any plot yet? #Monsterdon

2026-08-16 22:56:08 CEST

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Always. Be. Honking. *pounds flipper on table*

2026-08-16 22:54:26 CEST

They have their own consulting firms now?
https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/117/107/165/469/414/420/original/eda5788e13cc5181.jpg

2026-08-16 02:09:55 CEST

It's our neighborhood block party today and someone is playing a wordless version of "More than a Feeling" on either a theremin or some sort of electric power kazoo.
It's... a bit much.

2026-08-14 02:37:10 CEST

If you bake, FYI the upcoming wheat crop is small, so maybe stock up on your fall and winter flours now.
Source: https://www.ers.usda.gov/topics/crops/wheat/market-outlook

2026-08-12 17:17:59 CEST

I just want one arm that transforms into a chainsaw. Is that too much to ask?

2026-08-10 03:20:08 CEST

I like that our hero is 15% asshole. That's the perfect amount for this kind of film.
#monsterdon

2026-08-07 19:24:31 CEST

Our local baristas are so talented. ❤
https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/117/055/378/857/818/219/original/4cc844e56d2e50ec.jpg

2026-08-04 20:50:08 CEST

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I went with coconut oil, brown sugar, and honey this time. No additions because I'll layer nuts and fruit in the parfait separately. 😌
https://retro-pizza.s3.de.io.cloud.ovh.net/media_attachments/files/117/038/729/592/981/197/original/33efe895c53feb7b.jpg

2026-08-04 20:46:55 CEST

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2 cups rolled oats, any add-ins you want (nuts, etc), 1/4 cup neutral oil, 3/4 cup sugar (brown, maple syrup, honey all work - or use a combo), 2 tsp vanilla extract, pinch of salt.
Set oats and add-ins aside. Bring the rest to a low boil. Pour liquid over oats and nuts and stir. Press into pan. Bake at 325F for about 20-25 mins.
Anything that shouldn't be baked (cranberries, chocolate chips) add in after granola is cooled.

2026-08-04 20:32:14 CEST

Blueberries and strawberries are in season and no longer cost a kidney, so I'm making granola for parfait.
Granola is satisfying to make because it's cheap, dead simple, and way tastier than store bought.

2026-08-02 21:24:46 CEST

Where do people buy CDs these days? Aside from eBay and Amazon, I mean.

2026-07-12 02:18:49 CEST

Me, every time I buy myself something non-consumable:
Aha! Finally. My supplies are complete. My needs are met. I will never shop again!
(hahaha)

2026-07-11 20:58:05 CEST

I ran across the most delightfully unhinged review from someone lamenting that a memoir was "too much about the author" and there was "no room for me in it" and it was "overly focused on her feelings."
Funniest shit ever. I guffawed.

2026-07-09 19:21:15 CEST

Read 🔖 : Honey, We Bought An AI Story
https://www.bona-books.com/news/we-bought-an-ai-story

2026-07-05 22:19:18 CEST

#MonsterdonBingo players, please grab yourself a card from the archive tonight. Have fun and good luck!
http://monsterdonbingo.neocities.org
#monsterdonalert #Monsterdon