Shannon Prickett

https://petrous.vislae.town/@Binder

I like cake. I'm an East (San Francisco) Bay, California, USA human. Married, cis, old, white.
#TransRightsAreHumanRights #BlackLivesMatter

pronouns: He/Him/His
fka: @[email protected]
petrous fund: https://ko-fi.com/binderofdaemons
blog: http://rites.vislae.town/

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Last Notes

2026-05-07 20:42:08 UTC

Technically, stealing shit out of a cybertruck is allowed under dumpster-diving protocols.

2026-04-25 21:23:50 UTC

Fancy brawling, Sophisticuffs.

2026-04-24 11:54:35 UTC

A white dude can never be held accountable
Therefore a white dude must never make a management decision.

2026-04-24 11:47:08 UTC

Now do billionaires
https://flipboard.com/@themirror/the-mirror-sl5qf4b2z/-/a-B5jPPrhfQF65kR0D0kTx_g%3Aa%3A1643597903-%2F0

2026-04-21 16:12:29 UTC

Before you get on your high horse about LLMs, remember when your boss bought everybody quadcopter drones & made you use them in your job & people all said they hated drones & only flew them because their job made them & then the regulatory agencies couldn’t regulate drones because they were inevitable & no one wanted to be left behind even though drones were killing the oceans to manufacture & operate & so people felt compelled to buy multiple drones to keep up & how that made the world better?

2026-04-15 15:06:17 UTC

I might be less over-reactive, premature & shrill about fascism if others weren’t so interested in being late, polite, & insufficient to the threats.

2026-04-12 00:44:27 UTC

Being fancy in a Texas way is AustinTatious.

2026-04-09 13:21:57 UTC

Dragons breathing fire but in the sense that fish breathe water.

2026-04-08 14:22:11 UTC

Congratulations to today’s winners, it’s nice to see you finally catch a break.

2026-04-08 12:50:02 UTC

Getting a refund on Copilot because it entertains me insufficiently.

2026-03-30 19:53:08 UTC

CivicsSlop.

2026-03-26 00:31:44 UTC

Thinking about RavAioli, ravioli pasta stuffed w/ mayonnaise.

2026-03-22 19:19:15 UTC

Mea Culpa County, Arizona

2026-03-19 03:01:50 UTC

It’s weird that caretakers & caregivers are the same thing.

2026-03-15 16:44:06 UTC

Steampunk narrative where the recurring bit is someone plummeting into a heap of difference engines causing their tender to yell “my Babbages!”

2026-03-11 21:24:22 UTC

CoPyrite, aka “fool’s code”

2026-03-09 17:37:38 UTC

The rude work in mysterious ways.

2026-03-06 18:43:15 UTC

Brent Crude is the name I use when wildcatting.

2026-03-01 03:21:35 UTC

Larry is short for Larold.

2026-02-28 02:11:34 UTC

Parasocetamol is not a prescription pain killer & can be obtained over the Internet w/o a rx.

2026-02-27 15:30:19 UTC

When someone has no fucks to give, they are described as ineffable.

2026-02-26 15:03:43 UTC

Fuming lucidity.

2026-02-22 13:14:18 UTC

I don’t do jokes about the Amish online; those I distribute by carrier pigeon.

2026-02-20 16:47:27 UTC

“Your days are numbered!”
Yea thanks, I’ve seen calendars before.

2026-02-13 18:45:25 UTC

So NOW is it cool if I hate Wim Wenders?

2026-02-13 16:58:25 UTC

That’s not what those words mean.
https://petrous.vislae.town/system/media_attachments/files/116/064/374/698/321/149/original/78470796aeae8e39.jpeg

2026-02-13 15:57:26 UTC

Waiting for my personal data to depreciate in value so I can afford to buy it back from the data brokers who stole it from me at auction.

2026-02-06 19:51:46 UTC

If someone gets real good at self-promotion, eventually they'll be their own boss and steal wages from themself.

2026-02-06 14:44:01 UTC

Everything can become a PDF (threatening)

2026-02-06 14:35:36 UTC

We should call it Forever Home Friday when we just don’t go back to work after the weekend. (You’re not required to stay home.)

2026-02-04 01:06:01 UTC

Just met a person who told me that their favorite board game of all time is Risk.
So I pulled out our completed Risk Legacy board & blew their mind. Probably didn't impulse them to run out & get deep in to board games, but it was nice to talk about a shared interest.

2026-02-02 18:35:58 UTC

I'm about to pay money to not be in Iowa, that's how much I don't want to be in Iowa.

2026-01-15 18:10:32 UTC

I changed my mind, bring that cart back around

2026-01-06 17:18:08 UTC

Fortunately for all concerned, the original barrel of people only had a few bad apples in it.

2026-01-02 16:16:39 UTC

“How bad could it be, really?” -me just before finding out how bad it is

2025-12-31 21:03:35 UTC

I can’t even imagine what Disney’s Aphantasia would look like.

2025-12-22 01:36:26 UTC

An electronic brain which is also an escape artist. I can see why he's intrigued.

2025-12-16 18:20:55 UTC

Put me down for the 'less OK w/' position re: AI in video games

2025-12-16 14:43:23 UTC

Arbitrary rules? It sure does

2025-12-14 16:12:40 UTC

Open Artificial Intelligence reminds me of the Holy Roman Empire.

2025-11-27 15:13:31 UTC

You must construct additional axioms.

2025-11-22 23:24:25 UTC

A variable which is declared yokel may know the names of other variables but not comprehend their locations or values.

2025-11-06 19:20:39 UTC

“Your safety & the safety of others are v important”
Listen, man(ual), that’s just, like, your opinion.

2025-11-03 23:24:01 UTC

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2025-11-03 23:22:35 UTC

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Farah, ferrous-favoring ferocity.

2025-11-03 23:17:56 UTC

It bugs me that 'magnetic' is used where 'ferrous' is meant.

2025-11-03 13:53:27 UTC

Despoiled means the same thing as fresh.

2025-11-02 17:49:14 UTC

Facts don’t need reasons, I guess.
https://petrous.vislae.town/system/media_attachments/files/115/481/355/457/423/557/original/582edca8cb8ace54.jpeg

2025-10-31 17:29:15 UTC

Is it?
https://petrous.vislae.town/system/media_attachments/files/115/469/951/567/279/589/original/16b78efb3cf0244a.jpeg

2025-10-29 13:43:29 UTC

After you get married, it’s more accurate to call it a wedded ring.

2025-10-27 17:54:33 UTC

Forward looking means the same thing as facetious.

2025-10-27 14:19:15 UTC

“Breaking” is just how old people say “Today I Learned”

2025-10-27 14:01:48 UTC

If you get hired in the Fediverse, you get hired in real life.

2025-10-25 22:16:06 UTC

Slapping a “I bought it before I knew he was crazy” sticker on my Ford because why should Elon get all the attention for being a Nazi when Henry did it earlier.

2025-10-22 20:24:47 UTC

“It’s the quiet ones you need to worry about” is extrovert propaganda.

2025-10-17 16:05:01 UTC

I’m going to need everyone to stop answering their phone when someone calls, it’s creating unrealistic expectations in people who call me.

2025-10-12 19:45:07 UTC

ICMP is the Insane Clown Messaging Protocol

2025-10-11 12:44:58 UTC

Who even am I w/o caffeine in my system.

2025-10-09 16:28:16 UTC

Funk Loving Criminals.

2025-10-08 03:08:17 UTC

When I’m big mad, I tell people to eat shit & live. I want them remembering the taste of turds for years.

2025-10-05 16:45:21 UTC

Antidisneystablishmentarianism is the heretical belief that the Disney Corporation should not, in fact, own exclusive rights to every story in existence.

2025-09-27 12:42:31 UTC

AWS customers use SG (¡Sabado Gigante!) to manage networks.

2025-09-21 12:26:48 UTC

How does the Fediverse feel about Banksy? Well he’s no Joan Mastodon, that’s for sure. But so few people are.

2025-09-19 12:33:26 UTC

Deleted a uspol draft because I made myself angry reading it.

2025-09-17 16:39:55 UTC

Are the iOS26 app icons askew? Or are you just holding it wrong, again?

2025-09-14 14:47:17 UTC

Don’t settle for a midlife crisis; you deserve an epiclife crisis.

2025-09-13 22:44:04 UTC

Pink Pony Club is a cautionary tale about Chappell’s descent into the nightmarish world of My Little Pony fandom

2025-09-06 12:08:59 UTC

Every peak which I can name is part of the Appellation Mountains.

2025-09-05 13:24:19 UTC

Orienting the map by putting North at 112• degrees because fuck your normative compass.

2025-08-30 15:02:22 UTC

Artistically declined.

2025-08-30 14:40:24 UTC

Do not fall for scammers on Mastodon. Fall for me. I’m cuter.

2025-08-26 16:19:49 UTC

Nerds love to submit to a fandom.

2025-08-26 16:16:37 UTC

Don't drop awe.
Take it pass/fail.

2025-08-22 13:50:50 UTC

The greatest threat to unhoused people are the housed unpeople.

2025-08-22 13:02:55 UTC

The grossest porn is the stuff w/o AltText. Get it together, perverts. Accessibility is sexy.

2025-08-22 12:45:16 UTC

If you don't want me to take your remarks the wrong way, maybe don't admit that you're advocating for a devil up front.

2025-08-21 13:15:47 UTC

I would definitely go back to the job which replaced me w/ AI. I’m sure the person responsible for the fuck up is super bummed about their bonus not being bigger.

2025-08-20 19:55:42 UTC

Economics were invented so that governments could kill their own citizens w/o getting their hands messy.

2025-08-20 13:34:35 UTC

General & Special hospitals have the same relationship that General & Special relativity have.

2025-08-19 15:49:32 UTC

Could the AI ,,coders,, please hurry up & leave me behind?
I’m so tired of fixing their whoopsies.

2025-08-18 02:07:50 UTC

Proportional misrepresentation.

2025-08-12 16:43:28 UTC

The journey from relentless to resentless is further than lexical distance alone might calculate.

2025-08-11 17:22:07 UTC

> Due to fluctuating global shipping rates, we willbe charging shipping fees at a later date.
w/ the only option being [Sounds good!] is some bullshit.

2025-08-08 15:31:13 UTC

Happy International Female Orgasm Day to those who observe.

2025-08-07 21:19:25 UTC

It’s actually Boost for Favs, _AltText_ for Reach.

2025-08-06 13:01:29 UTC

Finally a useful pie chart in #ChicagoLand.
https://petrous.vislae.town/system/media_attachments/files/114/981/909/218/112/134/original/6a24629edd6330d8.jpeg

2025-08-04 18:25:37 UTC

I would like to be lured in to the dark world of the mangosphere.

2025-08-02 00:54:42 UTC

A risk in doing onion routing topologies is that it’s easy to encounter memory leeks.

2025-07-27 13:21:31 UTC

Refusing to call Powdered Coffee “instant” coffee because my time has value to me.

2025-07-25 13:22:19 UTC

My favorite thing autowreck does regularly is, anytime I highlight the word Fediverse, it tells me: no replacements found.
You ain’t kidding, ,,AI,,

2025-07-23 04:29:18 UTC

Congratulations on your recent achievement of a personal best for longest time existing on Earth by a you. Keep it up, records are made for breaking.

2025-07-17 17:04:39 UTC

If hot beverages are scary, consider adding coward ice.

2025-07-14 17:08:37 UTC

Prefixing my “go fuck yourself” response w/ “please” because there’s no need to be hostile in the work place.

2025-07-09 17:03:18 UTC

No, birds ARE real; it’s eggs which are fake.

2025-06-28 14:39:02 UTC

Policed people police people.

2025-06-19 16:14:15 UTC

"Earth on sale for only $30"
... still more than I'd pay for it.

2025-06-02 16:54:17 UTC

When the job lets you dig your own hole, that’s re-moat work.

2025-05-30 14:34:18 UTC

Real nature lovers prove it by shooting up the signage naming the place.

2025-05-23 17:25:58 UTC

Watching a mom suit up in driving gloves before getting behind the wheel of a stroller.

2025-05-22 14:16:21 UTC

Imagine being Elon Musk's favorite author.