TBone

Welcome to this world, Triton. Congrats, mumma Neptune.
The first of our Murranguni trial. (Murray grey cross Nguni)
https://blossom.primal.net/1e10fb104eee59840b77ec13dcdcc52fd999613bb775754abffdd486bd09e89e.jpg

2026-04-10 06:49:52 CEST

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... baby don't rob me, don't rob me, no more. 🎶

2026-04-10 06:43:59 CEST

Underwhelming quote of the day:
Female mosquitos can live up to 4 weeks, which is significantly lower than the average human life expectancy.

2026-03-22 07:25:58 CET

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He was made for 'brute force'

2026-03-21 23:04:50 CET

$39,000,000,000,000 US debt.
Yes, I've been keeping track.
https://blossom.primal.net/ce2d034dcd3004ed6c2f8680a8095c2d1df49435abc23e80a51eb3c858ffa13d.jpg

2026-03-21 13:11:46 CET

New achievement unlocked!
It's moments like this I wish I was solo mining 😂😂😂😳😭
https://blossom.primal.net/80c122843b4593b41c7abd5db706f7030f49146e936edc6e981de3ef2b707987.png

2026-03-21 09:18:16 CET

Chuck Norris died.
I didn't think that was even possible.

2026-03-20 06:10:00 CET

Grow 👏 Your 👏Own 👏Food
#nevent1q…g7hd

2026-03-19 09:23:31 CET

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Actual interesting fact.
Although I don't think the 'A' standard is strictly metric, you can take any size (A4,A3 etc.) and divide the long side by the short side and you get √2.
Also, if you fold A0 in half, you get A1, fold that on half you get A2, etc.

2026-03-19 04:05:29 CET

Underwhelming fact of the day.
A single A4 sheet of paper weighs about 4.5 grams, which is less then weight of a standard printer.

2026-03-19 04:00:07 CET

Just reviewing the plot for "Wag the dog"
So... Now that the Epstein files aren't news anymore, next in the playbook is an American hero trapped behind enemy lines being rescued, a catchy theme song then Trump winning the Nobel peace prize and getting reelected.
I should get a polymarket account.

2026-03-18 02:27:31 CET

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It's irrelevant. People will use nostr at the price they deserve... Or something.
Gradually then suddenly.

2026-03-18 02:24:13 CET

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It's underwhelming for a reason.

2026-03-18 02:20:32 CET

Underwhelming fact of the day.
Most people have more than the average amount of legs.

2026-03-17 00:52:13 CET

Underwhelming fact of the day.
If you took all the elephants on earth and stacked them on top of each other they would die because there's insufficient oxygen in space.

2026-03-16 05:04:31 CET

Underwhelming fact of the day.
There are more circular swimming pools in Greece then there are professional basketball players who own condos on any of Jupiter's moons.

2026-03-16 04:36:45 CET

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So far, so good for me. 💪

2026-03-15 06:49:14 CET

@nprofile…jejf
Wisp is awesome....ish
Where do I report bugs?

2026-03-15 06:17:02 CET

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Forwards out backwards?

2026-03-15 06:06:13 CET

Underwhelming fact of the day.
The Vatican City has a very low snowmobile death rate.

2026-03-15 02:36:24 CET

They were right. Being a dad is the best ever.
And @nprofile…587f is the best mother in the world.

2026-03-14 23:43:40 CET

Stack sats, make babies.
#nevent1q…qfrq

2026-03-14 05:38:34 CET

https://media.tenor.com/L09f68VDPTQAAAAC/betty-white-cheers.gif
#wisp and @nprofile…vulm

2026-03-14 05:25:43 CET

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Yep, looks pretty sweet, especially using wisp

2026-03-14 05:20:30 CET

Testing [email protected]

2026-03-13 07:03:23 CET

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I'm a simple man.
https://media.tenor.com/wHkx5bB6g1kAAAAC/idubbbz-ian.gif

2026-03-13 07:02:28 CET

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I'll check it out

2026-03-13 05:42:12 CET

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I'm moving to wisp for simplicity. But I need suggestions on a nwc wallet. Currently I'm zapping with WOS through amethyst.

2026-03-12 03:46:32 CET

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#nevent1q…ze2l

2026-03-12 02:32:02 CET

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@nprofile…egmj for my esim ($3 for 30 days/3GB)
Aldi mobile for my normie number (just used for incoming calls, texts and verification)

2026-03-12 02:25:40 CET

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Wait, you have multiple buttons for one nozzle?

2026-03-12 02:22:26 CET

How much is your phone bill?
I pay about 4000 sats per month.
Plus $12 per year for my 'normie' phone.
#asknostr

2026-03-10 09:46:00 CET

There's only a million bitcoin left to mine, you don't even own a full coin and you're watching AI footage of bombs being dropped on a country you've never been to and yelling at the fuel prices. What excuse are you going to tell your kids?

2026-03-10 09:33:16 CET

A million bucks, or a million blocks first?
Hint: printer is coming.

2026-03-05 06:34:36 CET

😳
#nevent1q…3vlr

2026-03-02 22:39:23 CET

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*gets protractor out

2026-03-02 22:36:39 CET

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Anita Getcleen?

2026-03-02 22:34:09 CET

👀
https://image.nostr.build/8844b1735a2177dda134f3c16476eb8ad82c0d7e6d28b4c83250b9202bc99305.jpg

2026-03-02 22:30:53 CET

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https://media.tenor.com/UAXaeLjFHAAAAAAC/far-cry6-gustavo.gif
FIVE

2026-03-02 22:13:20 CET

The movie "wag the dog" is playing out in real-time.
#nevent1q…ran0

2026-03-02 10:43:22 CET

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Magic! 🫂

2026-03-01 08:14:27 CET

Hello my tender little fillet.
#steakstr https://image.nostr.build/54bb2ec410e4e923d2e83bf6f8091cb24586f29fc9364755238ad280aaed927b.jpg

2026-02-28 09:44:39 CET

I approve
#nevent1q…5vvw

2026-02-27 05:38:16 CET

#asknostr
I'm looking for a simple foss shipping list app I can sync with others.
I've been using kitchenowl, but it's a little clunky and unresponsive at times.

2026-02-25 22:12:11 CET

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Conversely, it's amazing what you can achieve in a day after a good sleep.

2026-02-25 22:10:51 CET

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It's worth $1M for me. Coz sats/cents parity and coz dollars are 🚮, and we all know it's going there soon.

2026-02-25 03:00:43 CET

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My workflow:
zapstore > direct from source > fdroid > aurora store
Always.

2026-02-25 02:50:46 CET

Mind blown
#nevent1q…psy3

2026-02-20 08:00:08 CET

Goats > bots
#nevent1q…62ns

2026-02-18 11:31:50 CET

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Yeah. And at the same time, who keeps building computers without a floppy drive.

2026-02-17 23:41:55 CET

I approve
#nevent1q…nyk8

2026-02-17 21:59:19 CET

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I only changed to Linux because my machine forcefully tried to upgrade to Windows 11 and never finished loading.

2026-02-16 22:28:31 CET

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I came here to say this

2026-02-15 22:39:51 CET

"To continue, prove you are not a robot"
Ok clawdbot, you're up.

2026-02-15 22:23:04 CET

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You hit a couple of blocks this morning my dude?

2026-02-15 01:03:08 CET

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Indeed: "utility tokens"
The utility is gambling.

2026-02-15 01:01:20 CET

The secret to openclaw functioning is low expectations.
#nevent1q…n5hl

2026-02-15 01:00:03 CET

I approve
#nevent1q…2sxy

2026-02-14 00:13:11 CET

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Yes. But enforce 'make no mistakes'. 🤣

2026-02-13 23:42:45 CET

.append "make no mistakes" to *
https://image.nostr.build/998968e5d1db04a1fac3bada57c1a681e4f75d0aa17412abe13f3de5b3657a79.jpg

2026-02-13 22:20:30 CET

Peak "make no mistakes" world.

2026-02-13 22:07:26 CET

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Send rain

2026-02-09 05:55:32 CET

I approve
#nevent1q…ycwy

2026-02-09 05:05:42 CET

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Bag of poultry mix goes for about A$20.
Usually lasts us 6 weeks.
Dozen eggs per day.

2026-02-09 05:03:40 CET

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Buy grains, ferment with water for 3 days. It extends your feed and helps with the chickens' gut.

2026-02-09 00:03:02 CET

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Move out of cities.
Get chickens.
Profit.

2026-02-08 23:51:36 CET

The only exciting thing about Superbowl is how many of you plebs are cooking up a meat feast.
Imma go broke today approving steak posts.

2026-02-08 23:49:53 CET

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Picture, or it didn't happen

2026-02-08 23:45:18 CET

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Bread and circus.

2026-02-08 22:59:41 CET

I approve
#nevent1q…mlce

2026-02-08 22:58:59 CET

I approve
#nevent1q…7wum

2026-02-07 22:29:14 CET

Despite great technological advances and AI improvements, the internet is still a tube filled with cats...
And I'm here for it.
#catstr

2026-02-07 10:37:46 CET

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I have ducting on the hot end of the miner.
I just need to build the box and duct it straight through.
Just interested in other people's setups.

2026-02-07 07:55:12 CET

$69,420

2026-02-07 07:53:31 CET

I mine bitcoin and I make copious amounts of beef jerky.
I am yet to combine the two to save power.
Anybody out there wanna share their setup to inspire me.

2026-02-07 07:45:38 CET

I approve
#nevent1q…slgc

2026-02-07 00:28:15 CET

There are still 3 more weeks in Feb.
$200k in play.

2026-02-07 00:17:16 CET

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Super cycle? 🤣

2026-02-07 00:15:54 CET

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2026-02-06 06:28:50 CET

Vanity bitcoin addresses make zero sense.
But vanity npubs actually do. Hear me out.
If you expend a half-decent amount of energy to roll an npub that resembles your username, it makes it extremely hard and costly for someone to impersonate you.

2026-02-05 23:40:16 CET

TIL the Australian Stock Exchange opens 15 minutes early for 'privileged' people to place, amend or cancel orders ahead of time.
The fiat game is rigged.
The only way to win is not to play.
Opt out.

2026-02-03 11:14:16 CET

When I want immediate responses from a robot, I use Maple.
I don't need AI slop responses on nostr.
Just stop it k?

2026-02-03 08:22:59 CET

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@nprofile…wywf on Graphene
I've always steered clear of apple products and I don't bother nostr-ing on computers.
But I'm curious to see what clients people use for Linux.

2026-02-03 08:19:40 CET

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Clear data on the app and reload your private key. My only other suggestion

2026-02-03 06:13:05 CET

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I don't have that problem. Are you sure your feed is 'All follows'?
Or maybe your still following hashtags they're using.

2026-02-02 01:17:49 CET

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The only way to truly know what it's like is to solo-mine and hit a block.
I imagine it's kinda like winning the lottery, only you get paid in real money.

2026-02-02 01:14:32 CET

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Sometimes I've found the Zapstore items just take a few seconds to refresh when you open them.

2026-01-31 22:29:03 CET

Where you at @rektbot ?
I need my dose of schadenfreude.

2026-01-31 11:38:26 CET

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My food has names, not labels.

2026-01-31 11:16:47 CET

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Any they all needed to be fuckable (fertile and good looking enough to attract a fertile mate)

2026-01-31 10:43:01 CET

Eat nutrient-dense foods, and you'll have the energy and mental fortitude to automate the things that free up the time and energy to allow you access more nutrient-dense foods.
The opposite is also very true and results in a downward spiral of energy, health and time. This is how most people live today.
#steakstr

2026-01-30 23:25:07 CET

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Probably old enough for Dosbox 😂
But seriously, windows 10?

2026-01-30 21:25:41 CET

Man, these precious metals fanatics are not cut out for this.
It could be another 5000 years before the next bull run.

2026-01-29 23:55:33 CET

I approve
#nevent1q…j4mq