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2026-03-19 10:51:58 UTC

What’s an electrician’s favourite movie?

2026-03-19 10:45:14 UTC

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2026-03-19 10:27:29 UTC

I was at McDonald's, and they asked me if I'd like to round up for the children's hospital. I said, "No." They asked, "So, you don't care about kids health?" I said, "I'm eating here, I don't even care about mine!"

2026-03-19 10:27:20 UTC

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2026-03-19 02:19:06 UTC

Game Over? Not yet?
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2026-03-16 11:31:53 UTC

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Can anyone hear tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

2026-03-16 11:30:48 UTC

A doctor was addressing a large audience in Arizona.
"The material we put into our stomach is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.
Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realize the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
But, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it.

2026-03-14 14:36:49 UTC

The Iranian ambassador to India confirmed that Indian ships can pass safely through the Strait of Hormuz.

2026-03-14 14:34:40 UTC

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2026-03-14 14:29:47 UTC

Hot water freezes faster than cold water.

2026-03-14 11:58:38 UTC

Got my wife a pug for her birthday today. Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes, and the rolls of fat, the dog seems to like her!

2026-03-14 02:43:51 UTC

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@nprofile…99v0 @nprofile…y4j2 @nprofile…5ngd @nprofile…zm7x
Looks cool, Trump didn’t strike there yet….

2026-03-12 15:10:46 UTC

Reports are circulating that President Trump is “Strongly considering” pardoning Julian Assange and Edward Snowden, and possibly bringing them in to help expose corruption inside the intelligence community.
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2026-03-12 15:08:57 UTC

Dubai hotel prices CRASHING!
5⭐️Rooms near Burj Khalifa for just.. $65

2026-03-12 15:08:39 UTC

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2026-03-12 14:05:42 UTC

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@nprofile…9xnc
You try that and make photos of it then post right here!

2026-03-12 13:51:18 UTC

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@nprofile…9xnc
I thought AI mastered hooomans and working on kitties!

2026-03-12 13:49:21 UTC

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2026-03-11 18:57:10 UTC

Jesse Waters and his children
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2026-03-11 18:55:46 UTC

Harris Faulkner and her beautiful family
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2026-03-11 14:37:59 UTC

- Bro, do you know Newton’s second law?
- I’m a science student, not a lawyer bro!

2026-03-11 14:32:08 UTC

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Investigators say there are indications that the fire was intentionally caused. Witnesses described chaotic moments inside the bus shortly before the flames spread through the vehicle. According to several accounts, a man may have poured a flammable liquid inside.

2026-03-11 14:31:56 UTC

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The Fribourg public prosecutor’s office has opened a formal investigation into the incident. Officials said they are still working to determine how many passengers were on board at the time of the fire. The identities of the victims have not yet been released.

2026-03-11 14:24:57 UTC

I left the bar last night walking with one foot on the road and one foot on the curb for about 50 yards when a cop stopped me, and asked if I was drunk.
I said, "Thank God, I thought I was crippled!

2026-03-11 14:23:24 UTC

My redneck buddy was hospitalized yesterday after eating 'Rocky Mountain Oysters' for the first time. Apparently, after he took his first bite, the hog drug him through a barb wire fence.

2026-03-11 14:20:44 UTC

Imagine rush hour, 6:30 p.m., people heading home from work and school. On a crowded bus, someone decides to end his life: pours gasoline and ignites it, turning the bus into a furnace.
Six dead, three severely injured, including a rescuer.
Switzerland, today!

2026-03-11 14:17:36 UTC

IRANIAN NATIONAL TEAM HAS WITHDRAWN FROM PARTICIPATING IN THE 2026 FIFA WORLD CUP

2026-03-11 14:17:05 UTC

TRUMP TO AXIOS: 'PRACTICALLY NOTHING LEFT' TO TARGET IN IRAN

2026-03-11 12:59:32 UTC

The Kremlin has launched a disinformation campaign aimed at helping Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán get re-elected next month, by flooding social media with messages designed in Russia and posted by influential Hungarians.

2026-03-10 12:30:55 UTC

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Here👇
Wife asks: “What’s on TV?”
Normally she means: What program is on?
Husband replies: “Dust.”
Meaning: The TV is covered in dust because no one cleans it.

2026-03-10 12:18:53 UTC

I woke up in the hospital this morning. I asked the nurse, "How did I get here?" She said, "Your wife asked you what was on TV and you replied....dust!"

2026-03-10 12:10:19 UTC

‘We are breaking their bones’ - PM Ntanyahu

2026-03-10 12:08:41 UTC

Senator Graham:
I go back to South Carolina, I'm asking them to send their sons and daughters over to the Middle East.
The irony is that Graham has never been married …

2026-03-10 12:06:40 UTC

Craziness…
While the US strikes schools and residential buildings in Iran,
China’s satellites capture every detail!

2026-03-10 12:05:22 UTC

Another Sta…..
TRUMP: IT'S POSSIBLE HE COULD TALK TO IRAN -FOX NEWS

2026-03-10 12:03:31 UTC

Airstrikes struck oil depots in Shiraz and Kerman, Iran.

2026-03-10 03:26:49 UTC

I asked my wife if she would wear gloves if she had no hands, she said "No."
I asked her if she would wear socks if she had no feet, she said "No."
So, I ask her why she was wearing bras.

2026-03-09 04:20:57 UTC

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2026-03-09 02:57:17 UTC

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2026-03-09 01:06:21 UTC

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2026-03-09 00:59:59 UTC

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2026-03-09 00:58:08 UTC

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2026-03-09 00:56:47 UTC

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@nprofile…q8rs
Definitely qualified the Sir quality !

2026-03-09 00:43:20 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen @nprofile…7ypj @nprofile…c965
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2026-03-08 17:30:05 UTC

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@nprofile…gaa4
You did it!

2026-03-08 17:29:33 UTC

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@nprofile…2cv9
I think this isn’t signaling the possibility of a ground operation, it seems they changed their minds….

2026-03-08 17:21:24 UTC

Happy International Women's Day
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2026-03-08 17:17:01 UTC

US CONSIDERS IDEA OF SPECIAL OPERATION TO SEIZE IRAN’S URANIUM

2026-03-08 17:06:56 UTC

My wife started taking private singing lessons at our house. Now, every time she sings I have to go set on the porch so the neighbors don't think I'm beating her.

2026-03-08 17:04:33 UTC

I ran from a fight when I was in the 4th grade.
My grandma said, "You either fight him or you fight me." I whooped her butt.

2025-09-07 13:46:06 UTC

….. and you say?
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2025-08-11 14:13:59 UTC

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@nprofile…grae @nprofile…7c58
Goodness, she is pretty💗, buy her a lovely dress🔥🔥🔥

2025-08-11 11:54:42 UTC

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@nprofile…7c58
😄 what do you think about, say, putting a 100,000% tariff on all makeup?

2025-07-21 06:28:45 UTC

Verify it
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2024-11-07 09:54:22 UTC

Trump has only been president of some hours and the U.S. already feels less gay, my bank account has more money in it and everyone I've called today spoke perfect English!

2024-08-28 07:33:30 UTC

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@npub1dae…mxgs
He is the next….

2024-08-28 07:32:22 UTC

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@npub1ulg…hu9s
Goys goys, he is sorry…

2024-08-28 07:31:02 UTC

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@npub1mrz…0z3x
Bitcoin is ready to drop to $55,000💥⚔️🪒💎👊

2024-08-04 05:38:04 UTC

After defeating all the women. 2 biological men will compete for Olympic Gold in women's boxing👇
Pick the Winner
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2024-06-21 11:47:23 UTC

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