Alex Rosenberg

Apple News+ editors:
"Colorful toy bricks" are LEGO. It is never LEGOS; the plural is LEGO.
Of all companies to get a trademark wrong, I'm shook. I'm also surprised that nobody even checked with an LLM -- the ones I tested all got this right.

2026-03-06 21:00:22 UTC

Just wrote a note to Scott Wiener asking him to fix AB-1043, the “operating systems must collect user age data” mess.

2026-02-11 20:18:50 UTC

I get that OpenAI fraudulently pledged to pre-buy a lot of DDR5 and HBM DRAM production. But why has an old 4TB SATA SSD model jumped from $271 to $900 in the last couple of months?

2026-02-08 19:14:05 UTC

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568A? I’d have figured B.

2026-01-08 02:26:52 UTC

Dear services that refuse email addresses that have the name of the service in the address:
We domain owners do that because we do not trust you not to sell that address to others or otherwise use it inappropriately. Your algorithmic refusal of that address is sketchy af.

2025-12-16 17:37:30 UTC

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Perhaps just argument number like a regex? You’d still want to control some aspects like decimal places and leading zeros so using numbers might be tricky.

2025-11-20 04:51:13 UTC

Is there really no other emulsifier that can be used with peanut butter other than palm oil or hydrogenated oils?

2025-11-12 21:14:13 UTC

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I’m generally thinking that text-based metaprogramming is outdated. constexpr should be able to do the job, especially since “#embed” in C++26.

2025-11-12 20:51:06 UTC

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https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/115/538/700/690/738/814/original/d1da121c33132862.jpeg

2025-11-04 05:48:10 UTC

If you didn’t already think TripAdvisor was garbage, they’ve now shuttered SeatGuru with no replacement.

2025-09-28 18:21:59 UTC

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I don’t see the Macintosh Communications Toolbox docs….

2025-06-26 18:36:17 UTC

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It's like some of these folks haven't been to states that only have state liquor stores.

2025-06-08 18:38:55 UTC

“One-ply”: putting in the bare minimum and ensuring everybody knows it to the level that it’s annoying.
As in:
United Airlines is totally one-ply.

2025-05-26 02:45:04 UTC

People who think all AI problems can be solved with better “prompt engineering” clearly haven't seen the ending of "Dark Star.”

2025-04-25 18:00:51 UTC

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The obvious answer is for Google to spin it out into its own self-governing non-profit foundation.

2025-02-22 19:06:55 UTC

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All these SD cards still don’t have any kind of standardized SMART-like reporting on wear levels, so they’re all ticking time bombs anyway.

2025-01-04 21:35:22 UTC

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It also sounds like he paid personally instead of company funds, which AFAICT isn’t against the company’s Biz Condict rules, if they even apply to the E team.

2024-12-16 02:18:08 UTC

Apple folks: type "man milod” and then file a Radar please.
Whatever it is, it just blocked Time Machine from backing up while the screen was locked.

2024-11-29 03:07:41 UTC

Douglas Adams had the right idea.
Yes, you all go to Mars with Elon and start the new right-wing-only society there. We'll be right behind you on the next ship.

2024-09-25 19:42:01 UTC

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Why isn't my wired AppleTV preferred over a HomePod that's in a corner bedroom with weak signal?
What does the HomeKit team do every day?

2024-09-20 22:54:45 UTC

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Since reading patents is unnecessarily hard, how is what is described different from how AltiVec handles this by leaving the register state alone, disabling the unit, and only context switching the state if the thread that wakes the unit is different from the thread that slept it?

2024-09-16 01:39:00 UTC

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He needs to lose bigly, get incarcerated for his countless crimes as an incorrigible career criminal, and then we can forget about him while he rots in a cell waiting for his execution for treason. No martyrs.

2024-08-05 20:27:47 UTC

Elon Musk is a foreign agent and has broken laws while trying to exert influence over our election process.
The only correct response is to charge him, seize any US assets he has, and deport him.