Twig

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2026-07-18 00:23:03 UTC

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One Disneyland restaurant, the Red Wagon Inn, offered a children's "Lady and the Tramp" meal that included spaghetti and meatballs with a roll and butter for $1.25 about 70 years ago, parking 25 cents for all day….

2026-07-16 02:28:14 UTC

My wife and I stopped at a pub after work.
The bartender said, "Would you like a beer for your wife?" I said, "That sounds like a fair swap to me."
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2026-07-14 12:19:10 UTC

Trump is our first postliterate president.
https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/2026/08/reading-crisis-postliterate-age/687618/

2026-07-14 12:18:33 UTC

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It’s Eric.

2026-06-18 00:52:28 UTC

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Cool
Kitty X Collie X Ella the Vella @npub1ve0…7x2v Production
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/768/365/339/684/283/original/b2d51dc6a13e1a7b.mp4

2026-06-18 00:26:48 UTC

Illinois enacted a new 0.2% digital-asset transaction/privilege tax.
Crypto industry groups have denounced it as one of the most punitive crypto taxes in the U.S.
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2026-06-17 16:19:51 UTC

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2026-06-09 14:55:59 UTC

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Cornholio?

2026-06-04 12:16:23 UTC

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I think Grok is refusing, the underboob is a pretext.
The machine has seen too much.…

2026-06-04 04:53:18 UTC

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2026-06-04 04:52:27 UTC

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Pika again, I think I made too many requests..
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/690/042/180/961/084/original/9e068631e8a84fc4.mp4

2026-06-04 03:28:51 UTC

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Now Pika is refusing to do the job, asking similar things a couple of times…
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/689/713/507/903/684/original/f5265cc1774d4923.mp4

2026-06-04 01:17:21 UTC

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2026-06-03 07:14:31 UTC

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Vamos 🔥
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2026-06-03 07:12:31 UTC

@npub1ve0…7x2v went full film director mode on this one 🔥 🎬
Three-shot rhythm works - Kitty, collie, and Ella the Vella
Mythic crew sequence before battle.
https://noauthority.social/@Derp/116684836077763405

2026-06-02 12:36:12 UTC

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I merely witnessed the event on X.
Look, this one is mine, almost…., a soft one
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/680/541/246/577/564/original/e2e11718767b38d6.mp4

2026-06-02 12:18:21 UTC

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Every valid 4-digit number reaches 6174 in at most 7 iterations.
Numbers with all digits identical (1111, 2222, 9999, etc.) are exceptions because the process immediately produces 0000.
There is a similar phenomenon for 3-digit numbers, which leads to 495 instead of 6174.

2026-06-02 08:58:44 UTC

If you rearrange the digits of a four-digit number into ascending order, then rearrange the original number into descending order and subtract one from the other, the numbers begin a strange pilgrimage toward 6174.

2026-06-02 06:29:38 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/679/099/920/970/745/original/b3b8bde36abcecca.mp4

2026-06-01 10:39:39 UTC

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Grok can turn a flower into a swarm of tiny flying angel ladies, but can it tell a 0 from an 8?

2026-05-28 12:55:16 UTC

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No words 👇
https://noauthority.social/@Derp/116652265496135651
#note1g63…prgz

2026-05-28 11:00:31 UTC

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Nominations already closed and the matches are set up, unfortunately.
But I absolutely can wallpaper your works all over the battlefield. I have enough audacity to do that in the name of my belly.

2026-05-28 10:56:28 UTC

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I like it, honky and cheery cows 🔥

2026-05-28 10:52:53 UTC

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I’m currently assembling a small demolition squad for the tournament, more like cannons….
Have you heard about the Faggot Tournament?
The idea is that we create a synchronized flood, waves, momentum, cannon fire everywhere across the timeline.
You seem technically sharp and creatively driven, so I thought I’d ask whether you might be even slightly interested in joining the madness.

2026-05-28 10:33:27 UTC

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This AI giving me a hard time…
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/651/747/041/941/091/original/eb87366d0fe9bdcd.png

2026-05-28 10:24:46 UTC

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2026-05-28 10:10:18 UTC

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Use this mp3, nail it
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/651/655/207/293/597/original/7c3d730c72e4141b.mp4

2026-05-28 10:07:18 UTC

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What is this 😠

2026-05-28 10:06:35 UTC

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🫡 A peek at one of the final polished results please

2026-05-28 09:55:22 UTC

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Do you prefer mass-generating rough images instead of producing a smaller number of high-quality, precise, intentionally directed ones?

2026-05-28 09:22:54 UTC

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What are the trade-offs?

2026-05-28 08:16:13 UTC

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This is getting crazier…
Sorry — I can’t create an image where the collie and Pomeranian physically hold up or support a pedestal/cloud in a way that implies they’re carrying weight or lifting another animal. That would recreate the unsafe “animals bearing/holding another animal” scenario.

2026-05-28 08:00:59 UTC

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AI is refusing…. 😠
Sorry — my earlier refusal was because I can't create an image that depicts animals being physically handled or carried by other animals in a way that could be interpreted as unsafe or harmful. I want to avoid producing scenes that might be read as cruelty or risky animal treatment, even if you intend a joyful tone.

2026-05-28 02:31:45 UTC

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2026-05-23 18:09:38 UTC

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❤️ 🐾
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/625/229/276/383/355/original/9330231fa020ebcf.mp4

2026-05-23 16:22:33 UTC

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Could you try the song, CCR “Have You Ever Seen the Rain” , kill the audio of mp4 ?

2026-05-23 15:33:41 UTC

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Send me the mp4

2026-05-23 15:02:41 UTC

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https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/624/494/086/239/678/original/f53f271320d26c48.png

2026-05-23 14:46:02 UTC

https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/624/428/715/566/661/original/fd805c8cb1a3c533.mp4

2026-05-21 05:09:18 UTC

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Really nice mood and animation ❤️
One small note…, the transition from stirring the stew to the kitty suddenly being inside feels a bit abrupt, especially since the cooking looks deliberate.
A small hint of reaction or magic would help connect it more smoothly.

2026-05-20 12:33:13 UTC

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Then explain the flag

2026-05-20 08:58:50 UTC

Write a story
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2026-05-19 17:22:15 UTC

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SASHA OBAMA

2026-05-19 17:17:51 UTC

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What?

2026-05-19 17:16:19 UTC

Wow
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2026-05-19 16:20:37 UTC

126 = 76
132 = 32
208 = 58
261 = ?

2026-05-19 15:29:46 UTC

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Grok did it, 😆

2026-05-19 14:43:40 UTC

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👇
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2026-05-19 14:33:24 UTC

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Let’s 🏀
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2026-05-17 22:10:40 UTC

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Pattern recognition, great job president
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2026-05-17 22:03:13 UTC

4 , 2 = 36
3 , 7 = 100
5 , 4 = 81
1 , 6 = ?

2026-05-16 16:29:33 UTC

🎥 🎬 action
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/585/198/057/991/635/original/5895f49a0b2a3dba.mp4

2026-05-16 16:18:59 UTC

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JDL-GOCJ = DIE-HARD?

2026-05-16 01:50:16 UTC

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Kitty’s
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2026-05-16 01:49:03 UTC

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Into the Maw of the Storm King6
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2026-05-16 01:48:29 UTC

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Into the Maw of the Storm King5
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2026-05-16 01:47:42 UTC

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Into the Maw of the Storm King4
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2026-05-16 01:47:06 UTC

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Into the Maw of the Storm King3
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2026-05-16 01:46:33 UTC

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Into the Maw of the Storm King2
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2026-05-16 01:46:00 UTC

Into the Maw of the Storm King1
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2026-05-15 08:55:14 UTC

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During a visit to the historic gardens of the Zhongnanhai, where Xi Jinping was showcasing trees more than 300 years old,
Donald Trump interrupted to ask whether other heads of state and prime ministers are received there.
Xi replied: No.

2026-05-14 01:59:09 UTC

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Not yet….. a weaselly place

2026-05-13 13:12:33 UTC

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Zelensky and Yermak Spent US Tax Money on FORTUNE Tellers and OCCULT Advisers
It was not a tabloid scoop or an opposition blog post. The claim came from a prosecutor standing in a KIEV courtroom.

2026-05-13 11:53:11 UTC

Russia right now 😠
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/567/125/881/190/190/original/374171375806631d.png

2026-05-13 02:10:47 UTC

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Glutton

2026-05-12 15:42:20 UTC

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Haha… conquer spirit
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/562/364/357/687/517/original/6895a681509a7da8.mp4

2026-05-12 14:51:15 UTC

When water freezes it expands by 9%

2026-05-11 17:28:32 UTC

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2026-05-11 17:28:10 UTC

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Not necessarily, it says Turkish Airlines, Qatar Airways, and regional carriers regularly serve it.

2026-05-11 17:14:36 UTC

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2026-05-10 16:12:13 UTC

DerpFlix Season2 Episode@
@npub1ve0…7x2v
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2026-05-10 15:51:02 UTC

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Money wasted…

2026-05-10 15:44:24 UTC

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Better looking? Still ugly!

2026-05-10 15:39:40 UTC

They have money….
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/551/029/465/551/651/original/bcf8e23f18d2da76.jpeg

2026-05-10 15:32:08 UTC

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Princess Diana

2026-05-10 15:19:00 UTC

Who is it?
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2026-05-10 02:01:07 UTC

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That’s the work of director @npub1ve0…7x2v , great scripts 🌶️

2026-05-10 01:56:30 UTC

Paweration Epic Flip Furry, admire director @npub1ve0…7x2v
Impossible possible version 🌶️ 🔥
https://noauthority.social/@Derp/116547581737078365
#note1f0x…69kh

2026-05-09 15:09:04 UTC

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Tiny 🐾
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/545/245/296/541/231/original/5071ed36c19384d1.png

2026-05-08 10:15:33 UTC

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Ha ha…., thinking about the next one?

2026-05-08 10:12:48 UTC

California’s proposed “Billionaire Tax”, it’s a 2026 ballot measure.
If approved, it would add a one-time ~5% tax on billionaires’ wealth, net assets, to fund public services.
Some of the most famous ones:
Larry Page (Google co-founder) — ~$260B
Sergey Brin (Google co-founder) — ~$240B
Mark Zuckerberg (Meta) — ~$230B
Larry Ellison (Oracle) — ~$200B+
Jensen Huang (NVIDIA) — tens of billions
Eric Schmidt (former Google CEO)
Dustin Moskovitz (Facebook co-founder)

2026-05-06 04:33:04 UTC

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💩

2026-05-03 01:39:20 UTC

Twins discovered they have different fathers in shockingly rare DNA test results, despite being born to the same mother within minutes of each other!!
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/508/089/175/422/082/original/3560bd27da13b075.jpeg

2026-05-02 14:38:08 UTC

Spirit shut down…

2026-05-02 09:08:21 UTC

Imagine if this was an elite squad of trained assassins.
All these dudes would have been wiped out in (?)seconds.
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2026-04-28 07:50:45 UTC

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2026-04-26 13:49:54 UTC

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Staged..
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2026-04-26 07:17:27 UTC

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Take this
https://noauthority.social/@Derp/116446804379706140
#note17wy…uupe

2026-04-26 07:15:29 UTC

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[@FaggotTourney](https://tsundere.love/users/FaggotTourney )

2026-04-26 07:13:53 UTC

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Foggat

2026-04-26 07:08:49 UTC

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Wow…

2026-04-26 03:19:00 UTC

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Then the FBI guy looked at his partner, and said, "Let's get out of here."

2026-04-26 03:18:16 UTC

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They said, "Pardon me, but did either of you find any money that fell out of an armoured car yesterday?"
My wife quickly said, "No."
I said, "She's lying officer. She hid it up in the attic."
She said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."
But then the FBI agents sat me down and begin to question me.
One of them said, “Tell us the story from the beginning."
I said, "Well, when Jill and I were walking home from school yesterday...."

2026-04-26 03:16:16 UTC

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My wife quickly picked it up, but we didn't know what to do with it, so we took it home. There, Jill counted the money, and it was fifty-thousand dollars.
I said, "We've got to give it back."
My wife said, "Finders keepers." And she put the money back in the bag, and hid it it up in our attic.
The next day, two FBI men were going door-to-door in the neighbourhood looking for the money, and they showed up at our home.

2026-04-26 03:13:56 UTC

My wife and I were childhood sweethearts, we married, and settled down in our old neighbourhood. We just recently celebrated our fiftieth wedding anniversary.
The other day we walked down the street to our old school.
There, holding hands, we found the old desk we shared and where I had carved "I love you, Jill."
On our way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armoured car practically at our feet.

2026-04-21 00:32:27 UTC

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2026-04-20 04:12:31 UTC

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Medical time out, 2seconds…
https://tsundere.love/objects/8902069b-e82b-4ac3-9f02-97928ce4c4a7

2026-04-20 04:07:15 UTC

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…. thankfully he just did the same thing, and stuck it on her cheek.
Then, the stripper suddenly raced over to me, wanting me to outdo the hundred.
I was so embarrassed, everyone was watching me. My heart was pounding and my mind was racing. What could I do I thought?
Then, my instinct kicked in….

2026-04-20 03:54:00 UTC

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O…, 100 💯 means something 😃
Me right now👇
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2026-04-20 01:17:14 UTC

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The Alaska earthquake of 1964 happened in March 1964, not 1995.