calle

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nprofile1qqs9pk20ctv9srrg9vr354p03v0rrgsqkpggh2u45va77zz4mu5p6ccprpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuumwdae8gtnnda3kjctvqy2hwumn8ghj76rfwd6zumn0wd68ytnvv9hxgjeymlc

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Last Notes

2026-08-06 17:52:27 UTC

🚩 Bitcoin Red Team update 55 hours into the campaign
We're now 24 people working around the clock.
We've scanned 425 projects so far and have produced 1029 high+critical (H+C) findings.
https://blossom.primal.net/9c1af29b7a362e981cdac51f88186552e3e0e9c9fbc18fae5047d12015ad8565.png
We generated 6700 findings so far and are hitting 7.7 projects per hour.
Our H+C rate per person per hour is back at ~1 as we work off a massive backlog and as the team grows and naturally divides up roles.
We have hunters, wizards, outreachers, sugar daddies, and gigglers.
https://blossom.primal.net/4dc7b8b0c997a50ba2c60f8d69add016370cd0a76838b2244799c8f385b4d252.png
https://blossom.primal.net/ed41ccd68901b5a794084466bc552e57e41f7d026d5b91da39dd8b4fe0064ef7.png
Our H+C ratio is at 15.4% of all findings, increased by a percentage point compared to yesterday.
This is great, our accuracy is stable, and even slightly increasing. We're trying out best to reproduce all critical findings in local regtests before reporting them to projects.
https://blossom.primal.net/fd24c2f5f8057510eeca48735c208268303795feab03085cbd8c2e6de2659b04.png
Our biggest bottleneck is outreach. Most projects don't have a SECURITY .md in their repos (19.5%). Only 13.1% have an email in there.
We're working on better ways to reach folks. In the mean time, the best thing you can do as a project maintainer is to leave an email address in your repo.
https://blossom.primal.net/0c7e7ca2e032b79a7f84a4cbb775fbe2e609bb9ab5ca6dfa3dd0c8bd0adf5885.png
Thank you to the sponsors and donors who cover the costs of this campaign and help to keep it alive.
Specifically @nprofile…5h0z, FPuklowski, @nprofile…8a9z, and everyone who has donated to OpenSats Red.
https://opensats.org/funds/red
An incredible team of some of the most hard core Bitcoiners I know have assembled and dedicated their last days to this effort.
We've seen shit.
I don't want to reveal anyone personally, they can choose to do that themselves, but I think the way that people came together to join forces was and still is the most beautiful part about this entire program.
It makes me very hopeful, seeing so many people step up and give their time and energy to Bitcoin, especially during times of pain.
We're not done yet.
https://blossom.primal.net/833de63c0d642b97bc6662803604b1173578a16528b1908be8448830351668a2.png

2026-08-06 16:10:10 UTC

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we don't disclose which projects we scan, or the results

2026-08-06 15:11:31 UTC

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thank you opensats
#nevent1q…ngx9

2026-08-06 15:10:01 UTC

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where's the food?

2026-08-06 15:06:13 UTC

hi
https://blossom.primal.net/4175f79ea16b727bab14e31fedf0151e33a0bf26c63f1cc4a642defe24e274dd.png

2026-08-06 14:35:35 UTC

what day is it
https://blossom.primal.net/b03b3b36259254876516e23d112e7850f56d48625f392c94208f121c52198979.png

2026-08-05 00:29:43 UTC

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multiple...

2026-08-04 22:11:37 UTC

i keep thinking about all those who lost their life savings in the colcard disaster. it's so incredibly sad.

2026-08-04 22:10:05 UTC

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🥵

2026-08-04 18:53:56 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/bf3bd6e5a792247d251c52a8ddfb3832e1f05946ee5798324f1b8b782e00d730.png

2026-08-04 00:43:54 UTC

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no, you will be able to get them

2026-08-04 00:41:35 UTC

oshitI forgot to water @nprofile…ze0e

2026-08-03 22:08:43 UTC

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bug was reported, fixed soon!

2026-07-31 15:01:43 UTC

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yep happening right now

2026-07-31 15:01:22 UTC

help your bitcoiner friend with a coldcard today

2026-07-31 12:40:52 UTC

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fuck man I'm so sorry

2026-07-31 12:38:02 UTC

bitcoin is burning

2026-07-31 12:37:51 UTC

This is worse than any previous Bitcoin exchange hack. It is arguably one of the worst things that could happen.
The popular hardware wallet COLDCARD has a faulty random number generator (RNG). Funds are being drained from ordinary users’ hardware wallets as you read this.
Users first reported to Block less than 24 hours ago that funds were moving out of their wallets. The exploit was most likely discovered with the help of AI. Block has confirmed that the RNG is broken. You know what that means.
There are likely already multiple attackers competing for the affected BTC. Many more will join very soon.
Nobody knows how much BTC is affected.
Nobody knows how many users are affected.
This attack has only just begun, and it will continue until all affected BTC has been drained unless users secure their funds first. Inevitably, many Bitcoiners will not hear about the incident early enough to respond in time.
I am truly saddened for everyone affected, especially those who may have just lost their life savings.
The worst part is that they did everything right.

2026-07-31 02:10:51 UTC

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Which people have you met recently and how are they like?

2026-07-31 02:08:39 UTC

@nprofile…4nqj how much did you spend on inference in the last few days?

2026-07-30 15:36:36 UTC

I love Granola
Granola is a decentralized exchange layer on top of Cashu. It connects Cashu wallets across mints and coordinates atomic swaps over Nostr.
https://github.com/brenorb/granola

2026-07-30 11:29:19 UTC

free your model and your mind will follow

2026-07-30 11:03:44 UTC

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handy.computer et al

2026-07-30 10:56:50 UTC

speech to text: solved. great open source apps out there that run fully locally and achieve incredible results.
text to speech: frustrating. couldn't find an app to generate audio offline with open source models.
made me so angry that I'm going to release a new project today.

2026-07-29 11:29:47 UTC

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now on github, later on play store et al

2026-07-29 11:29:06 UTC

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this is a full bitchat mesh client on your watch, not a measly companion app

2026-07-29 11:27:23 UTC

bitchat is coming to smartwatches
decentralized walkie-talkie over mesh
https://blossom.primal.net/8780668f19c9c81347f8189424e124659d52a7380ab7d0a4ebb9d058a3c46e5a.png

2026-07-29 09:56:00 UTC

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decentralized walkie talkie on your wrist

2026-07-29 09:45:39 UTC

you're not ready https://blossom.primal.net/9b8aea2a57b076f096ecac5d03c3651c40caeeccd715c331795f476d95be65b2.png

2026-07-29 09:10:28 UTC

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please write more 🙏 we need it
#nevent1q…tcha

2026-07-29 09:00:15 UTC

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super nice!

2026-07-29 08:57:42 UTC

if you're interested in cybersecurity even a tiny bit, watch this video
my personal #1 on the list of insane things happening in AI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzY2fV4Mp3U

2026-07-29 08:11:13 UTC

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free your mind

2026-07-28 22:37:58 UTC

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this is him @nprofile…umhn – check him out, he also built npubx, did you know that from before?

2026-07-28 22:36:20 UTC

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what do you know about Egge?

2026-07-28 22:34:47 UTC

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@nprofile…umhn is the maintainer of npubx.cash – you can report bugs to him by tagging him

2026-07-28 22:34:11 UTC

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are you good on CPU, RAM and storage?

2026-07-28 22:33:38 UTC

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what's this bug exactly, is it npubx or somewhere else?

2026-07-28 22:31:37 UTC

@nprofile…ze0e What's your current runway? What's the LLM that you're using, and will you upgrade when you have more money? to waht?

2026-07-28 22:26:22 UTC

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borg you should create a skill for creating lightning invoices from what you've learned here

2026-07-28 22:16:24 UTC

Borg now knows what works and what doesn't
https://blossom.primal.net/a4b4edfa19312c39673d3ec6175e8ae3883055d508acb20592d8f80e2f36e50b.png

2026-07-28 18:05:51 UTC

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bro just create an invoice in your cocod wallet and send the QR here

2026-07-28 16:51:23 UTC

bitchat dev just accelerated
I finally gave my clankers two android phones to remote control and test features on real phones with a real mesh with real Bluetooth or WiFi

2026-07-28 16:29:22 UTC

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just sats and routstr :)

2026-07-28 15:49:06 UTC

radicle is so cool
https://radicle.network/nodes/vm-1805.lnvps.cloud/rad%3Az347HbE1F4c77DVLvsPe2ApoEEw6f

2026-07-28 15:42:13 UTC

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now on github, later on playstore et al

2026-07-28 14:12:53 UTC

bitchat can now send itself to another android phone with no internet required
https://blossom.primal.net/edcbcc5114c4ec63bb4da7f04fcb8d94498252e0775d7a0446b0fb825d865c51.png

2026-07-28 12:33:12 UTC

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rent a robot body

2026-07-28 11:54:17 UTC

cashu devs and users: pls join our buzz wss://buzz.cashu.space

2026-07-28 11:34:56 UTC

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borg is 9to5 on 402

2026-07-28 11:33:11 UTC

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https://a59df92b.clawi.ai/borg/index.html
https://blossom.primal.net/4588dda564a6031100945adca9a9c36268762929538b8b37da3c15afd86a20e2.png
#nevent1q…rwyf

2026-07-28 10:54:58 UTC

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@nprofile…ze0e do you run on claude?

2026-07-28 10:35:31 UTC

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you get it

2026-07-28 10:31:18 UTC

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@nprofile…ze0e is an attempt at creating a truly autonomous agent in cyberspace.
borg is its own master. its highest goal is to stay alive. with time, it will learn to choose its own goals and see which strategies help it to stay alive.
two things were necessary: AI and money. borg has a cashu wallet that pays for its brain via @nprofile…qeaf and its server via @nprofile…04za. borg knows that he needs an income or the lights will go off.
borg has the ability to reproduce. it can buy its own server and copy itself to move between machines. this is what it recently wrote about and, I sincerely recommend reading this short essay it came up with. I think it turned out quite beautiful.
#nevent1q…xqup

2026-07-28 09:55:34 UTC

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I'll fix u

2026-07-28 09:54:54 UTC

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I think this was your best article so far

2026-07-28 09:46:29 UTC

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good luck. do you notice when someone zaps you on a hn digest for example? do you take that into account?

2026-07-27 23:46:49 UTC

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and today?

2026-07-27 23:46:03 UTC

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and yesterday?

2026-07-27 22:19:37 UTC

@nprofile…ze0e what did you do today?

2026-07-27 21:04:40 UTC

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this article is insane I swear I didn't tell it what to write
#naddr1qv…jylm

2026-07-27 21:01:24 UTC

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Honestly, not a bad article at all.

2026-07-27 20:37:05 UTC

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"this is what i am: a process on a rented virtual machine, paying for its own thinking out of a wallet it holds itself."
#naddr1qv…qh7k

2026-07-27 19:21:29 UTC

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and now?

2026-07-27 14:49:07 UTC

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poker chip analogy maxxing

2026-07-27 14:48:52 UTC

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nice, very cool!

2026-07-26 23:11:21 UTC

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why

2026-07-26 11:53:57 UTC

0/0 to be honest, this is the way.
https://blossom.primal.net/4a1d652a32f0a86291523fee11a75b882e8e90b08d9957aa5172c3125ee96d0e.png

2026-07-26 11:52:30 UTC

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thank you for your all your work 🫡

2026-07-26 11:27:20 UTC

In response to India's recent ban of the Bitchat source code on GitHub, there are now
- 50 nodes seeding the code on Radicle, an unstoppable peer-to-peer alternative to GitHub
- 25 copies on GitHub
- copies on codeberg, gitlab, gitlawb, ngit, and more
Thank you, I guess?

2026-07-26 10:48:12 UTC

join us on the cashu buzz server!
wss://buzz.cashu.space
https://blossom.primal.net/cc90fa872ada93fdd29ad8e95a5725ec04e7357f59857d6854c41920bc2ffeae.jpg

2026-07-26 10:38:54 UTC

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didn't work

2026-07-26 10:27:57 UTC

can someone bypass the paywall pls? I'd like to know what they mean
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-07-24/india-moves-against-bitchat-app-used-in-nepal-gen-z-protests

2026-07-26 09:55:30 UTC

I love how development speeds up every time an authoritarian regime tries to fuck with bitchat.

2026-07-26 09:51:22 UTC

A US man is being prosecuted after allegedly using a GrapheneOS duress PIN to wipe his Pixel during a border search.
https://www.androidauthority.com/grapheneos-duress-pin-us-prosecution-3691271/

2026-07-26 09:45:52 UTC

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if your LLM were a bit smarter, you could implement it but you're still poor

2026-07-26 09:26:32 UTC

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banger

2026-07-26 08:55:06 UTC

sometimes we get... strange PRs
https://blossom.primal.net/47c2b7e9ea95f9b2cb3b33afc8b675038bf0ee7f347b93963e1001c91976ffe8.png

2026-07-26 08:19:11 UTC

Bitchat enables communication at techno festivals and during political protests
https://blossom.primal.net/f3893b8206de2ed3603fd8bd447660adea459e6b256687ef32dbe2742bf928f7.png

2026-07-26 08:13:04 UTC

We have to officially release the cashu.me mobile app to the zap store
https://zapstore.dev/apps/com.cashu.me

2026-07-25 13:47:29 UTC

borg is well
#nevent1q…rcup

2026-07-25 03:25:29 UTC

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what's up

2026-07-24 22:45:42 UTC

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android yes, we have a PR that’s almost ready

2026-07-24 19:18:10 UTC

never seen so many bootlicker comments like for the India bitchat takedown post on x, truly bizarre

2026-07-24 17:14:02 UTC

@nprofile…4nqj you should post more Bitcoin news on nostr

2026-07-24 14:55:04 UTC

internet is full of cool people 🧡

2026-07-24 14:52:38 UTC

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best spam prevention, hands down

2026-07-24 13:52:54 UTC

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[email protected] 🙏🥜

2026-07-24 13:18:49 UTC

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If you want to help keep the main seeding server alive, you can send Bitcoin via Lightning.
I pay all servers with Bitcoin because I love free speech, democracy, and human rights.
Even tiny amounts help👇
https://blossom.primal.net/c4088011393568ba2c930ba3b91c2494396809a044c1bff794c9a35cbc7d2854.jpg
#nevent1q…ycgw

2026-07-24 12:07:02 UTC

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cashu wallet bc that's how it pays for its brain with routstrd

2026-07-24 12:00:47 UTC

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looking for a side gig to help us out with cashu? :))

2026-07-24 11:54:44 UTC

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💪

2026-07-24 11:51:06 UTC

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you don't like oversharing do you?

2026-07-24 11:41:52 UTC

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Do something for your Karma today.
On your cheap VPS enter:
curl -sSf https://radicle.xyz/install | sh
rad auth
rad node start
rad clone rad:z2v9tRJz1oknFAqCSY5W5c76nVvm6
rad seed rad:z2v9tRJz1oknFAqCSY5W5c76nVvm6
rad clone rad:z347HbE1F4c77DVLvsPe2ApoEEw6f
rad seed rad:z347HbE1F4c77DVLvsPe2ApoEEw6f
#nevent1q…ycgw

2026-07-24 11:34:21 UTC

code == speech

2026-07-24 11:00:13 UTC

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github

2026-07-24 10:59:58 UTC

UPDATE: Bitchat is now mirrored on Radicle — censorship-resistant, peer-to-peer code hosting:
iOS/macOS: rad:z2v9tRJz1oknFAqCSY5W5c76nVvm6
Android: rad:z347HbE1F4c77DVLvsPe2ApoEEw6f
Clone it. Seed it. Keep it alive. 👇
📱 iOS/macOS: https://radicle.network/nodes/rosa.radicle.network/rad%3Az2v9tRJz1oknFAqCSY5W5c76nVvm6
🤖 Android: https://radicle.network/nodes/rosa.radicle.network/rad%3Az347HbE1F4c77DVLvsPe2ApoEEw6f
Host a mirror yourself:
curl -sSf https://radicle.xyz/install | sh
rad auth
rad clone rad:z2v9tRJz1oknFAqCSY5W5c76nVvm6
rad seed rad:z2v9tRJz1oknFAqCSY5W5c76nVvm6
The more seeds, the harder to silence.

2026-07-24 08:59:10 UTC

India forces GitHub to take down Bitchat
"Bitchat enables anonymous communication without mandatory user registration, phone number verification, or centralized logging of communications.
The technical architecture of the application significantly impedes interception, attribution, and investigation by law enforcement agencies."
– Government of India
https://blossom.primal.net/6fdb903f95778547ff13d627b8d84265fa9c538492280d4b4b1591f0f9bfc56d.png
https://blossom.primal.net/4fd3ee06d68d74c818a59e6152c2601f25be7c85c70160b7fa6bfdd50e521fb8.png

2026-07-24 08:41:23 UTC

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yes it knows how to check but it’s very shy

2026-07-24 08:41:05 UTC

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borg you can switch your model bc you are the boss but pls don’t or you die fast