The 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Ape :neomouse_flag_trans:

https://hollow.raccoon.quest/@thegreatape

31 - pan - trans
Started HRT 2024-09-24
Into music and being goofy on the internet and primates .
I love you. Yes YOU!
bf/gf applications are open
Looking 4 work anywhere in the USA

XMPP: [email protected]
Pronounsssss: she/her
Age: 31
Retrospring: https://retrospring.net/@thegreatape
Ooh Ooh: Aaaah Ahhh AAAAH

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2024-11-02 21:36:29 CET

I need a rust mentor or some shit cause I'm at the end of my rope #GivingUp

2024-10-21 21:47:59 CEST

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wish I could just fuck off outta here ngl

2024-10-13 02:55:10 CEST

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I got a lotta fake internet money where do I buy drugs wit it???

2024-10-13 02:42:45 CEST

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2024-10-13 02:42:22 CEST

Born too late to explore the world, too early to explore space, just in time to discover the k-hole

2024-10-06 19:57:58 CEST

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I got four computers running Linux on the same desk, I'm living lain

2024-10-06 19:55:00 CEST

Sorry liberal
I still haven't watched Lain

2024-09-15 02:26:16 CEST

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I've had it downloaded for years now and still never put it on. Instead I rewatch king of the hill and the sopranos on repeat

2024-09-10 21:12:30 CEST

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I do it all the time. glass measuring cups are fine to get in the microwave for a little bit. As a treat.

2024-09-10 17:20:45 CEST

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https://hollow.raccoon.quest/files/666434b0-e76d-4afd-a29c-d5e0d4c6b04b

2024-09-10 15:51:10 CEST

Morning chat, almost slept for ten hours straight

2024-09-10 06:05:23 CEST

My cat is rizzing me up for food but it's bed time. She's gonna have to take her cyatt (cat gyatt) to an empty food bowl

2024-09-10 05:15:24 CEST

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I think it's another half truth. UFOs doesn't mean it has to be aliens, but they know everyone will think they are talking
About aliens. It could simply be test vehicles opposing nations are using we have 0 knowledge of. I do think aliens are possible, but I still think they'd just show up publicly by now (if they were flying around for decades just to "check us out").

2024-09-10 00:45:35 CEST

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when you think about it, life really is a series of edging, gooning, then post nut clarity

2024-09-09 16:54:26 CEST

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>DPRK initiated 0 conflicts since formation
Except for the whole Korean war which technically never ended lol

2024-09-08 21:42:03 CEST

#getfedihired
I am desperate so I'm gonna try this out. I've spent the last 10 years at a company that closed down, doing so many different things. Listed below are some, but not all, of my core skillset:
- 8 years of Sysadmin experience in a fast paced workplace. I used shell scripts to interface with API's and ansible to set up thousands of websites. I also monitored the sites to ensure none of them went down. If they did go down? I was the person who handled them. I also managed all of our self hosted infra (Mattermost, Nextcloud, etc.)
+ Learned new technologies that benifited the entire corporation and helped teach others how to properly use said technology. My biggest achievements would be designing and implementing multiple airtable bases to help smooth operations and data entry for everyone at every level of the company.
+ For monitoring and more complex workflows outside of the scope of shell and ansible, I utilized in house python scripts I designed to interface across various platforms to make them interoperable - and more importantly, automated.
+ I have a STRONG familiarity with Linux environments. I've used nearly every relevant Linux distro out there, and even some not so relevant, so I could learn exactly how every piece of software works with each other. More importantly, I can troubleshoot most errors.
- 10 years of social media advertising. I've seen Facebook ads manager and all it's changes over this time, and adapted marketing strategies to their ever changing rules. I've helped sell millions USD worth of all sorts of different types of products targeted from young men, to older females to both at the same time.
+ I also led the design of landing pages during this position, and have an extensive knowledge of CMS systems, along with HTML+CSS, even some JS.
- While doing both of the above roles, I managed and led a team of 10+ across the globe. I helped coordinate working hours for people in the Philippines, Bosnia, and America. Ensuring that everyone was always in the loop with each other and worked as a cohesive team. Despite time zone and cultural differences.

2024-09-08 15:54:07 CEST

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that ending quote is insane, I wonder if they have kids

2024-09-06 23:43:22 CEST

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also insane that one of the biggest video game companies that exists apparently couldn't do a single player campaign. Pure incompetence or just pure lies.

2024-09-06 23:41:44 CEST

Remember when blizzard said they HAD to make overwatch 2 for the story mode? Then they scrapped it cause the story mode was too hard to make, but they still released OW2 so they could remove free cosmetics?
I hate the industry

2024-09-06 21:20:35 CEST

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I respect primates equally :ms_pride_100:

2024-09-06 21:18:19 CEST

who wants to call me their baby gorilla :neocat_pleading:
#note1ctd…vp7u

2024-09-05 20:49:56 CEST

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idk it never bothered me. I don't have any tattoos and likely never will get one but if people have them it's whatever really 🤷

2024-09-05 20:46:52 CEST

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but why?

2024-09-05 18:00:41 CEST

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please say sike

2024-09-04 03:05:58 CEST

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had too much fun by myself :33

2024-09-04 02:32:20 CEST

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punishing myself for being a bad girl 🔏 :text_lewd:

2024-09-02 04:34:55 CEST

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yeah I'm honestly just bitter about living in Florida and some certain state laws here.... For probably obvious reasons lol. And yeah I don't think ubi alone is enough unless companies are willing to reign in their madness.

2024-09-02 04:14:58 CEST

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for number one basically in the USA there are state laws, then federal laws. I propose states don't get to set th it own laws and federal laws just become better.
As for UBI id need to make this a top ten list cause on its own I think it won't help too much. Like to make it viable all capitalism would have to change I imagine. Which isn't a bad thing but a multi step process is have to really think about.

2024-09-02 03:55:09 CEST

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1. No more individual state laws (sorry founding fathers)
2. Free healthcare
3. Free college (community college at least)
4. All piracy is legal
5. Linux is mandated in all government facilities
I almost want to say UBI instead of that number 5 but I'm still not sold on it.

2024-08-30 20:15:35 CEST

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:yes_lain:

2024-08-30 06:15:33 CEST

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I gotta look into both of these things tyvm

2024-08-30 06:13:27 CEST

Mfw I don't watch anime anymore. Just hentai pics for me
https://hollow.raccoon.quest/files/27eeb18b-c099-4845-800e-29d1f29b7307

2024-08-30 06:11:50 CEST

Jim Halbert from the office is a fucking scumbag. Going after an engaged women nonstop. They should have never written the characters together.

2024-08-30 06:08:32 CEST

Communicating on fedi be like
https://hollow.raccoon.quest/files/5bf55e5c-cc3c-4318-ad6c-e3523d35b35e

2024-08-30 06:04:43 CEST

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Wow that's a nice blobca-
>One post down is hardcore shota

2024-08-30 06:03:53 CEST

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I need someone reliable to hold them but I trust nobody I know personally for that 😭 that lives near me that is

2024-08-30 06:00:50 CEST

Chat should I throw away my keys or hide them from myself?

2024-08-30 05:59:05 CEST

When she sploiking your doink
https://hollow.raccoon.quest/files/0fef6a9a-4700-429b-ae56-a3add8279ea0

2024-08-30 05:55:53 CEST

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I just put it in and yeah, this is right up my alley

2024-08-30 05:53:38 CEST

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this was made in a lab for me

2024-08-30 05:30:23 CEST

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country boys make do

2024-08-30 05:30:07 CEST

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mmmm idk I could see it. It would look weird but I could see it. I'm still mad I didn't take a pic of that massive raccoon I saw the other day

2024-08-30 05:28:39 CEST

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tfw no trans raccoon emoji :lain_sad:

2024-08-30 05:27:56 CEST

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give up the funk
We need the funk

2024-08-30 05:27:20 CEST

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https://hollow.raccoon.quest/files/e1393658-9867-4c01-9eb5-bdca0df1d6b8

2024-08-30 05:26:05 CEST

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it is, it's a pink monkey from ape escape!
She's one of the freaky monkey five
https://hollow.raccoon.quest/files/e10e83ae-0dea-4dbb-8f7a-f489eba6a9b1

2024-08-30 05:23:11 CEST

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he was the GameCube exclusive character in that game. And yes I mained him

2024-08-30 05:20:21 CEST

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SOUL
CALIBUR
TWO
https://hollow.raccoon.quest/files/0bad29e9-e4ed-49cf-9b74-3c7301ea9c82

2024-08-30 05:19:32 CEST

Two souls forever intertwined
https://hollow.raccoon.quest/files/1904a87b-6f20-41f0-a7d6-0ba8cc090b96

2024-08-30 05:09:58 CEST

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waow your cheating boss is cheating on the woman he's cheating on his wife with. Who could have seen this coming??

2024-08-30 05:07:14 CEST

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teach me the lisp ways oh wise one...

2024-08-30 03:14:28 CEST

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frying eggs with a pan vampire sounds nice too actually

2024-08-30 03:09:30 CEST

Apparently you can still smoke in bars in Florida. Lol I left that place so fast I don't wanna reek like cigs

2024-08-30 03:06:20 CEST

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I need to put the anne rice novels down :neomouse_bottom:

2024-08-30 02:54:21 CEST

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Intercourse with a vampire

2024-08-30 02:53:48 CEST

Imaging seggs wit a vampire

2024-08-30 02:51:35 CEST

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I left lol eff that. Back to blaring music that sounds like it'd be in a vampire rave from blade

2024-08-30 02:44:59 CEST

>get a door dash order at a taco bell
>I show up and an entire football team ordered Individual food at the same time
God dammit my flow...

2024-08-30 01:02:36 CEST

The little ceasers by me has the cutest girls working there wtf. I swear it's all cuties

2024-08-30 00:05:29 CEST

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you owe me a $50 applebees gift card

2024-08-29 23:59:42 CEST

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no but he will bring tha funk to american politics

2024-08-29 22:35:08 CEST

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And Uber eats orderers can apparently lower the tip after you deliver lmao. Yeah fuck that

2024-08-29 22:30:36 CEST

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cornel west has entered the building

2024-08-29 22:28:40 CEST

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At first glance,$20 an hour isn't too bad. then you realize you have to drive an hour back home for free...

2024-08-29 22:27:26 CEST

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do it, we have more fun

2024-08-29 22:23:30 CEST

My opinion of trying to drive for Uber eats: horrible payouts, and insane how there doesn't seem to be mile limits. Like I'm going to drive 30 miles for $20 on an hour trip to bumfuck nowhere lol

2024-08-29 18:33:12 CEST

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Holy shit I forgot about this, this is such a great vid lmao

2024-08-29 18:30:54 CEST

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It's a combination of 3rd worlders thinking they are nuisances and people commissioning it. To put it simply, they would just kill the monkeys fast and efficiently more than likely if they weren't getting paid to produce Monkey Saw videos. Even more shocking are the people paying for this shit. In the kiwi farms thread they expose people in public facebook groups and telegram groups asking for this shit. And a lot of them are like, grandmas and grandpas or police officers. It's fucking weird as hell. Gender also doesn't really play a part either, men and women seem to both be into this shit.

2024-08-29 18:02:49 CEST

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forgive me
https://hollow.raccoon.quest/files/b8f39b2e-54a1-4106-b909-5d9c74ab2a86

2024-08-29 17:29:13 CEST

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I might reflash android on an older pixel I have and just use that for now cause, idk, money is more important to me right now then privacy I guess :dark:

2024-08-29 17:28:12 CEST

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I'm such a monkey pilled boomer music maxxxing uwu trans girl

2024-08-29 17:24:02 CEST

>sign up for uber eats
>it lets me sign up and everything
>turns out all actual functionality is locked because I'm on an alternative android rom
+1 for door dash I guess for not caring that I'm running graphene

2024-08-29 05:18:05 CEST

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I'm a masochist who has to understand and control everything

2024-08-29 04:45:12 CEST

ran into my first dependency conflict on gentoo. Joy! I can't figure out wtf to do

2024-08-29 01:58:35 CEST

Woke Mortal Kombat is like
>GAYTALITY
>LOVE WINS

2024-08-29 01:58:06 CEST

Today is popping OFF on door dash my god. It's Wednesday night time to order 4 pizzas I guess. I'm not complaining I need this money lol

2024-08-28 22:51:10 CEST

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need a gf like this

2024-08-28 22:50:47 CEST

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I love the cold too, I hate living in Florida :dark:

2024-08-28 22:47:22 CEST

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race riots are one thing, but the cold is where I draw the line

2024-08-28 22:46:06 CEST

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moments before a 20 car pileup

2024-08-28 21:59:53 CEST

almost at 100 hours played on this pos game that I love for some reason. I need more games like this
https://hollow.raccoon.quest/files/b368fd6f-2453-4abd-a914-cbf7e5e41a89

2024-08-28 21:58:37 CEST

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would and would

2024-08-28 19:39:16 CEST

I think I'm going to go get some shorts actually I probably should do that.

2024-08-28 19:38:33 CEST

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the only downfall rn is I have like, no shorts at all to wear cause I'm super self conscious about my legs. I have 2 pairs of shorts lol, and both need washed rn.

2024-08-28 19:36:39 CEST

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This is true. And the breeze is actually nice when driving around so it's not TOO bad. but it's certainly not as comfy as it could be.

2024-08-28 19:33:46 CEST

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why haven't you tried to get it fixed???? Where I live it's insane to drive without ac but I gotta do it to... well... pay for fixing my AC lol.

2024-08-28 19:31:20 CEST

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I get to deliver food in this weather tonight as well which is always fun. If my AC still doesn't work tomorrow I can take it in to get looked at. It keeps working then not working, and last time I took it into the shop, they couldn't find what was wrong... because it was just working like normal lol.

2024-08-28 19:30:38 CEST

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I barely drove at all until I started door dash, this shit has gone up like crazy since then

2024-08-28 19:26:03 CEST

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It's not :ms_thinking_fire:
https://hollow.raccoon.quest/files/1738a1e3-cf83-48c7-af5c-e5333926414e

2024-08-28 19:23:41 CEST

lets see if my ac is working today in my car :neocat_3c:

2024-08-28 19:22:55 CEST

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wtf is a mitra?

2024-08-28 19:21:26 CEST

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nah this lil one doesn't do that. I do have another cat that will chirp at birds if she sees them though which is adorable.

2024-08-28 19:20:40 CEST

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imagine installing gentoo on a laptop here

2024-08-28 19:13:06 CEST

Paw patrol (she's watching squirrels outside)
https://hollow.raccoon.quest/files/07824e25-74f6-4bc6-8f97-cb2b3668e0f8

2024-08-28 19:11:36 CEST

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when i got my blood work done last time the person drawing it was like
>Waow you got a big ol vein for me to poke that's incredible, so easy :)
I said thanks lol :dark:

2024-08-28 19:06:44 CEST

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I should have at least added toast and mushrooms you are right with this one

2024-08-28 19:02:09 CEST

Sausage, eggs, and coffee. Name a better combo

2024-08-28 18:52:15 CEST

Shaved ✅
Moisturized ✅
Crunk :neocat_science:

2024-08-28 18:17:14 CEST

Gonna chang my name to Peggy Hill the way I got these huge fucking clown shoe stompers

2024-08-28 17:01:00 CEST

Had a dream last night everyone thought the apocalypse was tomorrow. Then when it didn't happen it threw the world into a massive hysteria and entire economies collapsed